ever meet anyone off myspace and or facebook?

[SSLP]

I have ...

i got some wild stories

[SlickFazzer]

always trying to flirt with chicks from college...might pay off some day.

[jjgold]

Never

Waste of time

Women are lousy period

[SlickFazzer]

JJ do you not enjoy the feeling of having your pecker inside of one?

[pico]

all my facebook friends are people i knew from real life.

tell us some wild stories, sslp

[Bread]

Met Robyn on Myspace.

Sucked on Teella's nipples throught a hetero glory hole once. Don't know if that counts.

[SSLP]

guys no joke when i am on the hunt i click on BROWSE and look on all the females from 18 to 38 and send them a friend request in batches of 50 a time and usually 25 accept the request.

Upon that I write this in a private message to every single one of them.

" Hi xxxx

I am Jon , very nice to meet you . I have been living in Costa Rica for a few years now but I was raised in the USA . I have been looking at your pictures and I think your gorgeous .

I would love to go get dinner one night and then we can go get a drink if you want.

Im sorry if this appears a bit sudden but I got very excited when you accepted my request. "


About 60% of the chicks will block me , or respond insulting me and calling me a loser and then... some will say yes lets go out and have fun.

In the last 3 years I have ****ed 6 girls of internet sites , all of them great lovers and caring girls and we are still friends.

The internet is something amazing we can all be what we want to be , and its very easy to impress a girl on a date from myspace.

Just like in marketing sales picking girls up is a numbers game , if you put enough bait out there your bound to get something

besides.. YOU CANT LOSE WHAT YOU DONT HAVE BOYS .. dont be afraid of rejection the worst thing that can happen is a NO.. and the best thing that can happen is a great BJ from someone you met off a fuking screen .

i like those odds

[blittydeuce]

I like your style Jon, you remind me of myself

[SlickFazzer]

love it SSLP...

[SSLP]

I like the way you think too Bloody !

[SSLP]

love it SSLP...

Thanks FAZ

[jjgold]

guys no joke when i am on the hunt i click on BROWSE and look on all the females from 18 to 38 and send them a friend request in batches of 50 a time and usually 25 accept the request.

Upon that I write this in a private message to every single one of them.

" Hi xxxx

I am Jon , very nice to meet you . I have been living in Costa Rica for a few years now but I was raised in the USA . I have been looking at your pictures and I think your gorgeous .

I would love to go get dinner one night and then we can go get a drink if you want.

Im sorry if this appears a bit sudden but I got very excited when you accepted my request. "


About 60% of the chicks will block me , or respond insulting me and calling me a loser and then... some will say yes lets go out and have fun.

In the last 3 years I have ****ed 6 girls of internet sites , all of them great lovers and caring girls and we are still friends.

The internet is something amazing we can all be what we want to be , and its very easy to impress a girl on a date from myspace.

Just like in marketing sales picking girls up is a numbers game , if you put enough bait out there your bound to get something

besides.. YOU CANT LOSE WHAT YOU DONT HAVE BOYS .. dont be afraid of rejection the worst thing that can happen is a NO.. and the best thing that can happen is a great BJ from someone you met off a fuking screen .

i like those odds

That was a fukkin classic post!!!

[SSLP]

Thanks Coach C

[Bread]

I hate yoo.

[Tsoprano]

nope

[SSLP]

I hate yoo.

why do u hate me bread?

because i can go to other countries and you cant ?

[Teela]

I feel left out. I've never gotten a message like that.

SSLP, you're officially dead to me now.

[Bread]

sslp...2 months. Vegas. We fight.

No guns allowed you prick fukk.

Nah I'm just kidding.


























Or am I?

[SSLP]

Teela I met you on SBR i have 1000 x more respet for you than any of those other girls

[jjgold]

I bet SSLP is good in bed and every woman he has fukked wants him again. He looks the type that girls fantasize about (bad boy type)

[SSLP]

sslp...2 months. Vegas. We fight.

No guns allowed you prick fukk.

Nah I'm just kidding.


























Or am I?

Fight me , we would scrap good

[SSLP]

I bet SSLP is good in bed and every woman he has fukked wants him again. He looks the type that girls fantasize about (bad boy type)

JJ i have a big ding dong and i like to masturbate before sex so this way i look like a champ when i last 40 minutes

[Bread]

Yea you're right. Because I am an illegal alien, and I do wear a mustard bread face over my noggin at all times, and I own a spoke shop.

Good lookin out SSLP

[SSLP]

hahahaha bread i still dont have a read on you , lately you seem more of a mature poster?

[Bread]

Mature my balls. Just know that I love you, but at the same time, I'm the only person here who can actually knock your ass out.

I love you. But I love you like my dad loved me before he beat me. Knowhatimsayin?


Yea, you do.

xoxoxoxo

[SSLP]

Bread im not a big guy but i never back down on a fight and i will fight till they break my legs i will keep getting back up .

Bread if you grab my by the neck i will break one of ur fingers , if you get in too close i can fight with my elbows or i will head butt you , if you try and move around alot i will take a sacrifice hit and go for your knees .

If you stand still too long ill go for your eyes or adams apple.

Fighting me is like fighting a cracked out junkie in dark alley and Tyson at the same time.

[acw]

Just like in marketing sales picking girls up is a numbers game , if you put enough bait out there your bound to get something

Bingo!

As an extra bonus in Singapore, HK and Macau 1 out of 4 local guys refuses to marry a local girl, but will get one from Mainland China. The girls however refuse to marry Mainland guys, so where I live plenty available. You can meet nice women on the internet, but if I were to generalise them the one thing that they do have in common is that they are generally not the type of women that will easily approach or be approached in public places and really need the net to make their first contact.

[jjgold]

Bread he would kill you for real, I would be careful here. I think your out of your element.

SSLP if I was a woman I would want you to fuk me

[SSLP]

JJ i would fuk u being a man , thats how sick i am guy

[jjgold]

JJ i would fuk u being a man , thats how sick i am guy

[pico]

nice story. it is a numbers game. but if you go to the right function the hit percentage goes to 70-90%.

[jjgold]

Pico I defy logic with girls too just like my losing spreadsheet

I can ask out 50 girls and all 50 would say no and not one would even be a maybe

[KingRevolver]

Pico I defy logic with girls too just like my losing spreadsheet

I can ask out 50 girls and all 50 would say no and not one would even be a maybe

Show them my JJ tribute video. I don't see why one wouldn't say maybe after watching it.

[Teela]

"Bread" and "mature" in the same sentence? Wow.

[Bread]

SSLP...safe to say we would scrap til one dies.


I like that.