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  • pimike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-23-08
    • 37140

    #1
    Englishmike
    You are due a punch in the mouth. Do you want it?

    How is that? Here you go pal this is the proper way of doing this due or do?
    Very roughly....

    A train is 'due' when it is about to arrive. Like my fist hitting your mouth Money is 'due' when it is owing to someone.


    In (almost) all other cases, 'do' is the verb for an action "Did you do your homework?" 'do' is also the way we ask some questions - "Do you like sugar in your coffee?" If you would say 'did' if the action happened already, then use 'do' if is happening or about to happen. - "I will do the dishes."

    Take that serious.

  • englishmike
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-19-08
    • 5279

    #2
    I heard this funny religious joke, a perfect play on your spelling as well, you'll like it....

    'Which hymn would you like Vicar'?

    Mmm.....Him and Him and him and him and him an him.........
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Wow. I hate you.
      fukk you and fukk jesus too. Fukk you both.
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      • RogueScholar
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-05-07
        • 5082

        #4
        That's some mighty tall talk from a guy that only brought one shirt to the Bash last year. Do us a favor this year and pack a suitcase PeeMike. You can't blame it on your imaginery wife this year for failing to pack you a couple changes of clothes.
        Originally posted by StraitShooter
        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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        • Willie Bee
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth in. Grammar and sentence structure, love it. I'm going to hold a little class during the Bash at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday morning called Diagramming Sentences with Uncle Willie.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            I love Willie Bee. And I don't care if he hates me or not.

            But Pimike? I wish harm upon him. A lot.
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              Originally posted by Willie Bee
              Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth in. Grammar and sentence structure, love it. I'm going to hold a little class during the Bash at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday morning called Diagramming Sentences with Uncle Willie.

              Make a video and post it to SBRtv or it never happened.
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              • pimike
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-23-08
                • 37140

                #8
                Originally posted by englishmike
                I heard this funny religious joke, a perfect play on your spelling as well, you'll like it....

                'Which hymn would you like Vicar'?

                Mmm.....Him and Him and him and him and him an him.........




                Good one, but I have these down.
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                • Teela
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-19-08
                  • 2551

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Willie Bee
                  Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth in. Grammar and sentence structure, love it. I'm going to hold a little class during the Bash at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday morning called Diagramming Sentences with Uncle Willie.
                  Is this before worship services?
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                  • RogueJuror
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-08
                    • 10010

                    #10
                    ill sign up tio willie

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