Anyone here know how to concoct the worst fart imaginable? Sorry this is off subject with sports, but I know some of you have some inside information for me. I need to have this brewed by Sunday 6:00 PM. Thank you gentlemen.
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No, but I'm sure Pecos Bill will be by to help you out.
Good luck!Comment -
Sooooo Easy.
Burger King onion rings with that sauce they give with it. I can't stand being in the same house with myself when I eat it.
(And also bet the Mets. It gets the acid going.)Comment -
shit yourself and play it off as gas......Comment -
Man I forgot about those fvckin things; Do they still have them? Fvck the sauce the ring will do the job! Only problem is these things are a little overkill; gives you rotten bowels. Any other ideas? I got family coming over at a very inconvenient hour. Thanks again kind sirs.Originally posted by BluehorseshoeComment -
When i worked for Nestle, we used to get free ice cream. Everyone would have the worst farts of all time.
My advice is eat a ton of ice cream.Comment -
white castlesComment -
Massive quantities of vegetables and protein. Trust me. Fast food ain't got shit (haha) on that.Comment -
At around 4 in the morning start pounding down some honey brown beer, it doesn't really matter which brand, but I think that J.D. Dundee is about the worst. One time I let one lose, the room cleared and I actually turned around expecting to see a cloud of gas behind me.Comment -
have some of the hottest jumbalaya and trust me,u will have your requestOriginally posted by therber2Comment -
Hahaha @ White CastlesComment -
Start with a nice salad filled with Cheese and TONS of Bacon Ranch, then for a meal = Boston Baked Beans (maple Bown Sugar flavored) Asparagus, and a nice piece of meat (meatloaf preferably) then chug it down with 2-3 bottles of your favorite NON-Light beer. Wait 2-3 hours, release .... then retreat. Dont expect sex that night if done in front of your significant other. *Personal Experience, and giving her a DUTCH-OVER didnt help)Comment -
Butter beans sauted with vidalia onions and elephant garlick and tomato sauce. Eat about two bowls and enjoy the sound and smell after a couple hours.Comment -
i can vouch for it, 100% true!Originally posted by KingRevolverComment -
Whatever my wife eats... She can clear the whole block!If it seems to good to be true it usually is!!
I have a natural instinct to exploit market ineffieciencies!!Comment -
Dr. Pepper, broccoli and cashews.Comment -
has to have onions in it, thats guaranteed to be rancid. Mustard Gas LOLComment -
Bon AppetiteComment -
This is very easy. Anyne that does yayo knows when you do your first few yackers you get the worst shits and farts, get some good Peruvian flake and you will have the grossest farts you can get. God bless you an your swamp ass.המוסד
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How much to you spend on yayo each day man? You are stoned every day. It must cost $1000 a day the way you talk about it.
Unless you are bullshitting which is what you do.Comment -
OMFGOriginally posted by pavyracer
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I have stated this before. Just because I talk about it doesn't mean I do it daily. I do yayo one nigh per week. I get one night a week alone from my girlfriend and that is my one night a week to party. By friends I grew up with are high up in the industry and I get it at their cost. I do about 2.5 grams a week. I don't care if u believe me or not but if you are ever in my area come visit, I have extra room and I will show you around my town and show you how we do it. God bless.Originally posted by pavyracerהמוסד
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I noticed that you only do it once week. I have studied your spreadsheet for the last 6 months. On the day you do the yayo you lose 4 out 5 bets.
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God bless you pactהמוסד
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Budweiser, eggs, white castle burgers. Gonna be killer!Comment -
drink like 3 full glasses of milk, should do the trick in about an hr maybe lessComment -
My mom was doing this crash cabbage stew diet thing when I was young and her gas was so bad that week or whatever that I still remember it to this day..Comment -
leave milk and eggs out overnight, then chugg the milk and down the raw eggs in the morning.Comment -
Originally posted by BluehorseshoeOriginally posted by RageWizardWell I combined these three things, and the results were tremendous, but I promise to try the rest of your ideas. Needless to say, the guests were offended, and did not wish to stay long. All went well. Thank you kind sirs.Originally posted by flyingillini
Actually I can see this turning into a pretty good hobby. The search for the worst fart. Those Burger King rings have it going on; I can vouch for that one. Thank you sir for reminding me of these fine items....and delicious they are!
I will keep an archive for future undesirable guests. Any other ideas?
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You can always buy Hydrogen Sulfide and break a little bottle of it in your guest room.Comment -
Did the fart come out yet?Comment -
I'm more lookin' for genuine stench pal.Originally posted by pavyracer
YesOriginally posted by SlickFazzerComment -
Farts are made out of Hydrogen Sulfide your body creates naturally. It will smell exactly the same.Comment -
Did anyone else smell this fart as it was let? what were their thoughts?Comment -
It lacks the....Magic..
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