In The Spirit Of Friendship...

madmaxx · 06-13-09, 02:49 AM

RogueScholar · 06-13-09, 02:57 AM

Damnit, and I was using our potential fisticuffs at the Bash as incentive to stay longer at the gym and work the heavy bag...

I suppose it is time to put this feud to bed. This all started as an argument between Bread/Robyn and I, and Bread and Robyn are now my best friends on the board. Plus, it's a little weird for us to make our mutual SBR friends uncomfortable by being such vehement enemies over things typed on a virtual medium.

I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said. You're neither broke, nor a pervert, nor doing anything with your step-daughter to my knowledge. While I'm not sure I like you, I can agree that disliking you serves no purpose, and jousting on the forum is a waste of time and bandwidth.

For my part, the case is closed. If you kiss me at the Bash, I'll even flirt with you, that's just how I roll.

englishmike · 06-13-09, 03:08 AM

Me too, apologies. When I read the thread about the fukkin nutjob who wanted to commit suicide because he dreamt of lifting the Stanley Cup and it reminded him of it everytime he watched hockey play-offs, I suddenly realised we probably don't have too may differences.

No flirting. Case closed.

payingthejuice · 06-13-09, 03:20 AM

Now you both can split the cost of a jar of vaseline, and call it a happy night.

BTW, who is going to be the "Man" in this new relationship?

sorry, I couldnt resist.

The General · 06-13-09, 03:23 AM

Good to see guys.

wtf · 06-13-09, 03:27 AM

rs , youll still be hanging at the gym

englishmike · 06-13-09, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by payingthejuice

BTW, who is going to be the "Man" in this new relationship?

Both. He's Rock Hudson, i'm George Michael.

tacomax · 06-13-09, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

I can't beileve how many fukkin nimrods have joined this site in the past two weeks and I suddenly realised myself and Rogue Scholar really don't have any differences that couldn't be ironed out in a mature and sensible manner.

Make the move Roguie and we'll be bff, with the dumbing down of the board i realised we've actually got more in common that I thought.

englishmike is going to bottom. I need to film it.

The HG · 06-13-09, 03:53 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

I can't beileve how many fukkin nimrods have joined this site in the past two weeks and I suddenly realised myself and Rogue Scholar really don't have any differences that couldn't be ironed out in a mature and sensible manner.

first of all, the people who have joined this site in the past two weeks are not nimrods, they are awesome

second of all, a few differences between you and RS are that 1) he takes balls across the nose, you do not, 2) he will make love into the butt of another man, you will not, 3) he will get into the 69 position, nude, with another man, you will not. There are many others, those are just some I can think of right now. But my point is, those are fundamental differences that cannot be ironed out in a mature and sensible manner.

RogueScholar · 06-13-09, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by The HG

first of all, the people who have joined this site in the past two weeks are not nimrods, they are awesome

second of all, a few differences between you and RS are that 1) he takes balls across the nose, you do not, 2) he will make love into the butt of another man, you will not, 3) he will get into the 69 position, nude, with another man, you will not. There are many others, those are just some I can think of right now. But my point is, those are fundamental differences that cannot be ironed out in a mature and sensible manner.

Up until this post, HG, I really liked you. The recent posters are nimrods, no two ways about it. The demographic of this forum has shifted drastically, and the change has not been positive.

Also, all of the sexual acts you describe are glorious. I'm sure you feel the same way about the heterosexual versions of the same (except cunnilingus, which is just plain nasty). They're not fundamental differences, just variations on a theme. And they really have no bearing on whether two people can get along unless PIMike is one of the people, because he's too dull-witted to reason with.

englishmike · 06-13-09, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by The HG

first of all, the people who have joined this site in the past two weeks are not nimrods, they are awesome

second of all, a few differences between you and RS are that 1) he takes balls across the nose, you do not, 2) he will make love into the butt of another man, you will not, 3) he will get into the 69 position, nude, with another man, you will not. There are many others, those are just some I can think of right now. But my point is, those are fundamental differences that cannot be ironed out in a mature and sensible manner.

I'm a new man HG, I'm tired, I feel I was fighting against the tide of logic, because quite frankly, I don't give a fukk who Scholar porks up the ass as long as A) It's not my ass and B) Brian Gay wins the golf, whom I currently have a 41-1 ticket for and is now priced at 7-2 Fav.

In the face of hard cash my priorities have changed.

They're nimrods pal, do a trackback on Flyers posts.

tacomax · 06-13-09, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

I'm a new man HG, I'm tired, I feel I was fighting against the tide of logic, because quite frankly, I don't give a fukk who Scholar porks up the ass as long as A) It's not my ass and B) Brian Gay wins the golf, whom I currently have a 41-1 ticket for and is now priced at 7-2.
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Degeneration rules.

reno cool · 06-13-09, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

Up until this post, HG, I really liked you. The recent posters are nimrods, no two ways about it. The demographic of this forum has shifted drastically, and the change has not been positive.

Also, all of the sexual acts you describe are glorious. I'm sure you feel the same way about the heterosexual versions of the same (except cunnilingus, which is just plain nasty). They're not fundamental differences, just variations on a theme. And they really have no bearing on whether two people can get along unless PIMike is one of the people, because he's too dull-witted to reason with.

HG's posts have been very complicated recently. I wouldn't want to judge what's meant herein until I thoroughly analyzed it.

reno cool · 06-13-09, 06:39 AM

Pecos Bill is big time, some of the others can be funny, unintentionally.

BGS 9.5 · 06-13-09, 07:16 AM

Too many little boys, not enough adults.....

Bread · 06-13-09, 08:29 AM

Well if RS and EM are no longer fighting, I guess I really have no reason to check in here any longer. Bummer.

Bye.

Bread · 06-13-09, 01:02 PM

SBR...where the utter ineptitude of never before seen levels of epic fail, brought on by the rash of prepubescent noobies can bring together the most hated of old rivals.

Warm.

RogueJuror · 06-13-09, 01:37 PM

pavyracer · 06-13-09, 01:40 PM

You two get a room and make out. Then post some pictures.

englishmike · 06-13-09, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Well if RS and EM are no longer fighting, I guess I really have no reason to check in here any longer. Bummer.

Bye.

Is this a threat or a promise Crumber?

You're crackers.