Mathy

[englishmike]

Just played a joke on my brother, got him piano lessons as a birthday present, we're blessed to share the same sense of humour.

[KingRevolver]

Just played a joke on my brother, got him piano lessons as a birthday present, we're blessed to share the same sense of humour.

[ATTACH]6976[/ATTACH]

Are you two twins?

[tacomax]

EM - no cock shots, please.

[englishmike]

King: Word of advice....You're not funny. Your attempts at humour are about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

[Bread]

Who gets a gas bill?

[KingRevolver]

King: Word of advice....You're not funny. Your attempts at humour are about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

[pimp slap]Word of advice....You're in America, douche. Your attempts at spelling humor are about as funny as you jerking off your disabled brother.

Notice how when you spell it the moronic (and archaic) way...

Humour

When you're replying to a post, you'll see these little squiggly lines at the bottom of the word. That means you're incorrectly spelling the word.

Class is now over, Douche. Go back to jerking off to pictures of the Queen.[/pimp slap]

[englishmike]

I do, paid it last week, Socal edison, $93.71, so as you can see, an arrow through the neck is one thing, an arrow through the neck with a gas bill tied to it would be an altogether different experience.

[tacomax]

Whoa. Revolver is nearly as lethal as wtf. Proceed with caution.

[englishmike]

[pimp slap]Word of advice....You're in America, douche. Your attempts at spelling humor are about as funny as you jerking off your disabled brother.

Notice how when you spell it the moronic (and archaic) way...

Humour

When you're replying to a post, you'll see these little squiggly lines at the bottom of the word. That means you're incorrectly spelling the word.

Class is now over, Douche. Go back to jerking off to pictures of the Queen.[/pimp slap]

king...I love this bit. You speak ENGLISH. If you go to the Oxford English dictionary you'll see the word Humour and you'll find your illiterate ancestors butchered the English language because they were lazy.

If brains were made of TNT you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

[KingRevolver]

I do, paid it last week, Socal edison, $93.71, so as you can see, an arrow through the neck is one thing, an arrow through the neck with a gas bill tied to it would be an altogether different experience.

Are your parents siblings?

[englishmike]

*Anxiously awaiting being told we're speaking 'American English.' *

[KingRevolver]

king...I love this bit. You speak ENGLISH. If you go to the Oxford English dictionary you'll see the word Humour and you'll find your illiterate ancestors butchered the English language because they were lazy.

If brains were made of TNT you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

[pimp slap]Most words have an origin and have been changed in one way or another, douche-face. It's called evolution... Your form of English is archaic! This dip sh1t comes from a country that can't get over having a King or Queen and he's trying to educate an American?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?[/pimp slap]

[KingRevolver]

What a silly little bloke, this guy.

[Pecos Bill]

Revolver shut the fvck up dude..just shut the fvck up.Your the opposite of funny..EM is the rodney dangerfield of sbr and your the paulie shore.

[englishmike]

[pimp slap]Most words have an origin and have been changed in one way or another, douche-face. It's called evolution... Your form of English is archaic!

So my form of the language we're speaking-the original form- is archaic and your butchered version is somehow 'correct' because it was changed from the 'archaic' version?

I think we've gone as far as we can go with this.

Congrats on the 'Are your parents siblings' gag, I've just been told that's the 10 Millionth time it's been used on the forum and you win a t shirt.

Keep up the originality.

[pavyracer]

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

[KingRevolver]

So my form of the language we're speaking-the original form- is archaic and your butchered version is somehow 'correct' because it was changed from the 'archaic' version?

I think we've gone as far as we can go with this.

Congrats on the 'Are your parents siblings' gag, I've just been told that's the 10 Millionth time it's been used on the forum and you win a t shirt.

Keep up the originality.

[pimp slap]You're obviously not that bright of a person if you came over from "O' so superior England" to the filthy slums of America.

Do you even know anything about your own language? English evolved from a Germanic language, and took a little from here and there. If you really want to speak the ORIGINAL form of "English," you'd speak in that original Germanic code, douche-face. Do you? Of course not. THE LANGUAGE EVOLVED. This guy is obviously a moron -- Some day he'll find himself and wish he hadn't!

I bet your mother has a loud bark![/pimp slap]

[KingRevolver]

Revolver shut the fvck up dude..just shut the fvck up.Your the opposite of funny..EM is the rodney dangerfield of sbr and your the paulie shore.

[englishmike]

Who mentioned superior or slums?

You called me a douche and questioned my spelling of the word 'Humour' and I merely explained The Oxford ENGLISH Dictionary contains the word humour.

You're kinda dull and boring and I'm nearly falling asleep, have you considered getting laid more than once every three years? Let the anger go...

Breath in Breath out. better?

Good.

To save the you the trouble of replying I'll reply for you.

You stupid English douche, have you gone down on your sister today.

Good stuff, bye.

[TheIntegrityKid]

This is good theater

[englishmike]

This is good theater

I didn't realise that people felt the need to become angry keyboard warriors when they join a forum so they can be noticed.

[pavyracer]

I have noticed a long time ago that Mike's use of the english language is unique for a Briton. Never met a Briton guy typing english like this before. He does not fit the profile of a hooligan.

[KingRevolver]

Who mentioned superior or slums?

You called me a douche and questioned my spelling of the word 'Humour' and I merely explained The Oxford ENGLISH Dictionary contains the word humour.

You're kinda dull and boring and I'm nearly falling asleep, have you considered getting laid more than once every three years? Let the anger go...

Breath in Breath out. better?

Good.

To save the you the trouble of replying I'll reply for you.

You stupid English douche, have you gone down on your sister today.

Good stuff, bye.

Even I'm smart enough to know that English blokes go down on their mothers and not their sisters. You guys aren't rednecks I wouldn't insult you that badly, I like you, douche-face.

Total joke this guy...it's not even worth replying. I just feel I have to reply with something at this point -- funny. I'd love to see a picture of this guy. Great, now he'll tell me they still use those big ass camera's with the black cloaks around them and say how they're superior to a Kodak. *sighs and waits*

[TheIntegrityKid]

I didn't realise that people felt the need to become angry keyboard warriors when they join a forum so they can be noticed.

you gotta admit that the 'angry keyboard warrior' be entertaining

[mathdotcom]

King seriously has the worst sense of humor and i am not just saying that because he hates me. Never seen a guy use the word 'douche' so much. Who puts [pimpslap] tags around stuff and thinks it's funny?

At least guys like Bread, and even Monkeyf0cker, can sometimes come up with a good one once in a while.

PS: Bread, be careful the next few weeks

[englishmike]

I've seen Monkeyfocker kill people with sarcasm, good dude.

[pavyracer]

This from the guy that changes JJ avatars like baby diapers.

[mathdotcom]

Your brother has no arms?

Really bad joke would be to give him a fleshlight. Maybe he could stick it between a couple doors and fukk it that way, but would otherwise be very bad.

englishmike how many drinks in your system tonight?

[wtf]

i think the king "pimp slaps" are hilarious, i have not laughed that hard since shanty was in his prime

[tacomax]

King seriously has the worst sense of humor and i am not just saying that because he hates me. Never seen a guy use the word 'douche' so much. Who puts [pimpslap] tags around stuff and thinks it's funny?

At least guys like Bread, and even Monkeyf0cker, can sometimes come up with a good one once in a while.

PS: Bread, be careful the next few weeks

[pimpslap]douche[/pimpslap]

[KingRevolver]

King seriously has the worst sense of humor and i am not just saying that because he hates me. Never seen a guy use the word 'douche' so much. Who puts [pimpslap] tags around stuff and thinks it's funny?

At least guys like Bread, and even Monkeyf0cker, can sometimes come up with a good one once in a while.

PS: Bread, be careful the next few weeks

This is your best? Don't make me tear you a new one, douche. You were becoming the second favorite in my Douche-bag race...after this post...you're still the favorite.

[KingRevolver]

i think the king "pimp slaps" are hilarious, i have not laughed that hard since shanty was in his prime

Here's a guy with a sense of humor

[mathdotcom]

[pimpslap]douche[/pimpslap]

[pimpslap]no YOU're the douche[/pimpslap]

[TheIntegrityKid]

[pimpslap]douche[/pimpslap]

Ouch!

[englishmike]

Two warm bottles of Bud Math, I'm watching The padres, I feel like drinking paint thinners.