Archie: I need a dead bolt lock.

[SlickFazzer]

Your dead bolts will be most of my action for the
next few weeks.

I don't know whats wrong with me. I am either
happy or depressed, no middle ground.....No
ambition to look at lines, numbers...anything....

this 8 month dry spell is starting to fukk with
my head, hopefully it comes to an end this weekend.

Deadbolts and sex with horny chicks are what i need.

[betplom]

Archie: I need a dead bolt lock.

Archie works at Home Depot?

I can't help with the locks, but I have the right connections to get you the girls.

[jjgold]

Archie lives in a fukkin warzone, I think that is where Fazzer is coming from here.

[SlickFazzer]

Plommer, I'm working the phones hard this weekend to get laid. I need to jizz in a girl soon.

[hoopster42]

detroit red wings tonight is the closest thing i can think of, am curious to know what Archie thinks

[pavyracer]

You can always open a dead bolt lock with a key or ram it down with a hammer.

[SlickFazzer]

archies dead bolt locks are the strongest plays on the market.

[RogueJuror]

Stronger than the Rubberband?

[SlickFazzer]

Although the Rubber bands are more publicized, the dead bolts are just as strong...and
in some cases even stronger.

[Flyers09]

Red Wings ML

-1.5

[Chi_archie]

Deadbolts only come once every few weeks or months somtimes....


I will be out of town on some business for a few days anyways, down in K.C Kansas if anyone wants to look us up.....

[onthewhat]

I need a deadbolt so I can fade it