My Neighbor Just Got Back From Alcohol Rehab...

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  • Shortstop
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-02-09
    • 27281

    #1
    My Neighbor Just Got Back From Alcohol Rehab...
    He looks like a skeleton. He must have lost like 100 pounds!
  • HAPPY BOY
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 7109

    #2
    did u offer him a beer,
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    • Shortstop
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-02-09
      • 27281

      #3
      A root beer.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Odds say he goes back to drinking as soon as something goes wrong in his life unless he is a very strong guy.
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          isnt it ironic they are trying to outlaw online gaming in america, but anyone can drink themselves to death
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            I love drinking and gambling. I'm a pro at both and heck, people just like me better when I'm drunk and gambling
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            • L2Gunz
              SBR MVP
              • 09-23-08
              • 2199

              #7
              shortstop...go get this guy a 12 pack...fukk it..let him live!!!
              Life's short, play hard!!
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82907

                #8
                How does abusing alcoohol help you gain weight? Bread is fit and sculpted like a speedo model.
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                • sickler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-05-08
                  • 15006

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                  How does abusing alcoohol help you gain weight? Bread is fit and sculpted like a speedo model.

                  Beer.

                  The weight-conscious abuse wine and the hard stuff.
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                  • AMBlai01
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-16-08
                    • 5882

                    #10
                    Wine is just as Caloric as Beer if not worse than some Beers.....One shot of most liquors has over 100 calories.....all drinking makes you gain weight. The alcohol is metabolized in the body as sugar which aids in weight gain as well...
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                    • TheIntegrityKid
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-08-09
                      • 3063

                      #11
                      If he really doesn't wanna drink anymore, I hope he isn't a gambler...


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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AMBlai01
                        Wine is just as Caloric as Beer if not worse than some Beers.....One shot of most liquors has over 100 calories.....all drinking makes you gain weight. The alcohol is metabolized in the body as sugar which aids in weight gain as well...

                        Learn something new everyday.

                        I need a dietitian. You available?
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          What about the saying "beer gut" ?

                          I've never heard "wine gut" or "gin gut" to describe a pot belly.
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                          • Mudcat
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-21-05
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AMBlai01
                            all drinking makes you gain weight.

                            Not really - for the simple reason that the drinking causes certain types to not eat properly. I deal with these stick figure drunks all the time.

                            But there are the chubbos. When I drank I would not only take in the calories of the drink, I would have my drunken pig-outs. I loved my late night pig-outs.

                            I don't know what to say about the subject of this thread. Any reputable rehab will have nutritionists on staff and a situation like that would be closely monitored.
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                            • AMBlai01
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-16-08
                              • 5882

                              #15
                              Well it does really depends on the person that is for sure but for the most part drinking = weight gain...
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                I have gained weight in the belly from drinking, but made up for it by the teeth that have rotted out of my mouf.
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                                • InTheHole
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-28-08
                                  • 15243

                                  #17
                                  Bread...You and Robyn have a beautiful family .
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                                  • InTheHole
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-28-08
                                    • 15243

                                    #18
                                    Is that the Mudcatician species of feline on your son's lap? Very rare indeed
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                                    • TheLock
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-06-08
                                      • 14427

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by wtf
                                      isnt it ironic they are trying to outlaw online gaming in america, but anyone can drink themselves to death

                                      Excellent point sir.


                                      Not only that, you get F***** pummelled with beer ads on TV.
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