how the hell can i quit smoking

[SSLP]

its starting to take a toll on my health lately i smoke and i get lightheaded , weak and my chest hurts .

I wake up everyday hoping i can go by without a smoke. this sux

[The General]

Only your will power will prevail I think.

GL

[pavyracer]

Only way is to go cold turkey. Nothing else works.

[Flyers09]

cold turkey...i did that then again i had no choice i was in jail for duis....its hard to quit i know

[mathdotcom]

Move to Canada and live in a smoke-free building.

You will freeze your ass so bad each time you go out to smoke you will prefer the shakes over the frostbite.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Buy a bunch of food, lock yourself in your place, and try to sleep away about two weeks.

[Flyers09]

Move to Canada and live in a smoke-free building.

You will freeze your ass so bad each time you go out to smoke you will prefer the shakes over the frostbite.

excellent idea

[KingRevolver]

its starting to take a toll on my health lately i smoke and i get lightheaded , weak and my chest hurts .

I wake up everyday hoping i can go by without a smoke. this sux

I think you should hire a big guy with muscles and have him follow you around all day. Tell him that if you try to reach for a cigarette, he should kick your ass, literally, just beat the shit out of you.

Tell me you wouldn't stop?

[Willie Bee]

SSLP, understand how tough it is, been 6 years, 5 months, 10 days, 17 hours and 30 minutes since I had one after smoking for 35 years. I quit a dozen times where I would go at least 5-7 days and then go back to them. Quit one time for nine months and still went back to them. If I somked one now I'd be back to 20 a day by this time tomorrow.

You have to do it for yourself, to start with. One of the times I quit, I did so saying I was doing it for the wife. Didn't take. And you have to keep waking up each morning telling yourself that today is the day you quit.

This last time, I used the gum early on and that helped. And I still have a dip of snuff, so I haven't broken the chains of the nicotine addiction completely. Might sound corny, but go to a doctor and ask him for suggestions. If one doesn't work, try another. Just don't give up on quitting. If I can quit puffing the cigs, anyone can. Good luck.

[DwightShrute]

quitting smoking is the easiest thing to do in the world.



I have done it a million times!

They are right, cold turkey is the only way

[SSLP]

I think you should hire a big guy with muscles and him follow you around all day. Tell him that if you try to reach for a cigarette, he should kick your ass, literally, just beat the shit out of you.

Tell me you wouldn't stop?

good idea but i would stab the fuk

[SSLP]

quitting smoking is the easiest thing to do in the world.



I have done it a million times!

They are right, cold turkey is the only way

dwight , is there anyway to do this i spent $200 in some treatment called CHAMPIX but stopped

i am really desperate i want to be a non smoker

[Flyers09]

if you wanna quit do this, seriouslly

commit a crime, get thrown in jail for about 6 months, and you will be fine

[KingRevolver]

if you wanna quit do this, seriouslly

commit a crime, get thrown in jail for about 6 months, and you will be fine

Good idea. He should go try and steal cigarettes...

[SSLP]

SSLP, understand how tough it is, been 6 years, 5 months, 10 days, 17 hours and 30 minutes since I had one after smoking for 35 years. I quit a dozen times where I would go at least 5-7 days and then go back to them. Quit one time for nine months and still went back to them. If I somked one now I'd be back to 20 a day by this time tomorrow.

You have to do it for yourself, to start with. One of the times I quit, I did so saying I was doing it for the wife. Didn't take. And you have to keep waking up each morning telling yourself that today is the day you quit.

This last time, I used the gum early on and that helped. And I still have a dip of snuff, so I haven't broken the chains of the nicotine addiction completely. Might sound corny, but go to a doctor and ask him for suggestions. If one doesn't work, try another. Just don't give up on quitting. If I can quit puffing the cigs, anyone can. Good luck.

willie thank you , i will try the gum tommorow .

My main thing is smoking has become part of my life .

1. Whenever im having a drink / smoke
2. After a meal / smoke
3. When having a good chat with someone / smoke
4. when stressed / smoke
5. after making love / SMOKE THIS IS THE BEST ONE
6. morning coffee/ smoke

shiat its really hard for me i feel like i would lose a big chunk of my daily life. I started smoking when i was 14 its now been 14 years and i hate it

[SSLP]

if you wanna quit do this, seriouslly

commit a crime, get thrown in jail for about 6 months, and you will be fine

i dunno about you but i always had smokes in the penn , its all about who you know son whenever count time came around we would always light up

[englishmike]

SSLP: No point in quitting, 100% of non-smokers die. Fact.

[SSLP]

[SBR Lou]

1. Whenever im having a drink / smoke
2. After a meal / smoke
3. When having a good chat with someone / smoke
4. when stressed / smoke
5. after making love / SMOKE THIS IS THE BEST ONE
6. morning coffee/ smoke

Good post, I would do the same when I smoked for 5yrs.

You forgot one though, 1.) Wake Up Cig, typically had on way to work or before work starts..

[DwightShrute]

willie thank you , i will try the gum tommorow .

My main thing is smoking has become part of my life .

1. Whenever im having a drink / smoke
2. After a meal / smoke
3. When having a good chat with someone / smoke
4. when stressed / smoke
5. after making love / SMOKE THIS IS THE BEST ONE
6. morning coffee/ smoke

shiat its really hard for me i feel like i would lose a big chunk of my daily life. I started smoking when i was 14 its now been 14 years and i hate it

Takes 21 days to break a habit they say ... so for the next 3 weeks

no drinking
no chatting
no sex (no pulling the goalie also)
drink OJ in the morning, Vitamin C is supposed to help the cravings

The no eating think will be tough.

[blittydeuce]

Don't quit before vegas we will be smoking up a storm....and not just nicotine

I know this guy named tyrone that can get us some ice off of koval street...you ain't gonna sleep all weekend son

[blittydeuce]

Takes 21 days to break a habit they say ... so for the next 3 weeks

no drinking
no chatting
no sex (no pulling the goalie also)
drink OJ in the morning, Vitamin C is supposed to help the cravings

The no eating think will be tough.

Explain this to me dwight....I love these hockey/life terms from canadians

I think I know but....

[DwightShrute]

dwight , is there anyway to do this i spent $200 in some treatment called CHAMPIX but stopped

i am really desperate i want to be a non smoker

I dont know what that is but remember, you can do anything if you set your mind to it. Be a master and not a slave to your temptations!

Set at date, clean the carpets, sheets, sofa and throw away all the ash trays and anything that will remind you of smoking.

The smell is the worst

Take it serious and not half ass

[DwightShrute]

Explain this to me dwight....I love these hockey/life terms from canadians

I think I know but....

I think you know what I mean there!

[SSLP]

blitty is gonna make us OD in vegas

[DwightShrute]

Takes 21 days to break a habit they say ... so for the next 3 weeks

no drinking
no chatting
no sex (no pulling the goalie also)
drink OJ in the morning, Vitamin C is supposed to help the cravings

The no eating think will be tough.

BTW, if you have a girlfriend or wife or anyone living with you that sucks butts in the house, get rid of them for 3 weeks. At the very least, no more smoking in the house.

Just make it the 3 weeks and you have a great chance of beating it.

[SSLP]

i have a girl that sucks dick does that count?

[DwightShrute]

i have a girl that sucks dick does that count?

Only if she lights the tip

I will let you make the call there.

[flyingillini]

The Real Costa Rican Jesus Christ would be cured of any bad habits. Someone must of hijacked SSLP's account. God Bless you and your plays.

[joseph333]

stick your hands..

... up in side your pants.

[DwightShrute]

... up in side your pants.

[CaneDawg]

go to doctor and try his suggestions

pray pray pray

just try and make it to the next hour then the next then the next

much like an alcohol addiction i am told....i have never smoked...but like a dip of snuff when drinking

good luck man

[Stunnna]

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Eat alot of food

[Stunnna]

and drink alot of beer

[bluefish]

Watch an entire season of Mets games. The psa's that they play several times a game will eventually make you not want to smoke. I think right now they have the african american lady who smoked and has almost all of her fingers cut off due to smoking. Or last year it was the guy who talks weird (needs a device to talk and sound like a robot) since he had throat surgery.