It's sort of a hobbie of mine to look at womens personal ads.There is no finer comedy that can compete with reading womens personal ads.As the economy grows worse,the bitchier,more demanding and cockier the ads get.You can have a hump of a woman with hair coming out of every mole on her body that has 10 kids,is bankrupt,smokes like a steam engine,drinks like a fish who has 2 violent x's ready for parole and she sets numerous demands and conditions for men to live up to in her ad.The best one is,you aren't going to get a booty call from this woman so take a hike if that's what you are looking for.Hell,the woman should be grateful if Billy Bob Thornton's character from Slingblade shows up for a quickie! Can you picture a guy in similar circumstances telling a single half way decent looking woman not to even contact him if she's just looking for a quick lay.hehe!
Then the woman is on SSI disability but she wants a man with a high level income that has a meaningful and stable job that's gainfully employed.So the guy better not be a wage slave as the assisstant to the assisstant manager at Payless shoes.You must be financially independent.They say,if you are looking for someone to take care of you and be your mommy,look elsewhere.
Then of course,the guy must be compassionate, tolerant and be understanding of others cultures,respect diversity and be non judgemental.
You must be a romantic and give flowers,cards and bon bons for no occassion whatsoever on the spur of the moment.
Then with all these MILF and Cougar reality shows on tv.60 year old seahag women want guys from 18 to 38 years old.
Then comes the appearance discrepancy of what she has to offer but what she expects the guy to look like.Extremely BBBBW ''Big Big Big beautiful woman''looking for athletic ,toned,fit,trim men.Can you picture a guy in that shape demanding to meet a gymnast size woman.Good luck!!!Then they all want men with thick hair.Maybe the guy should ask if they could cut off the hair from their moles to make a toupe out of.
If you do get a hump of a woman with hair protruding out of every mole on her body,that's bankrupt with 10 kids,is on SSI disability that has every compulsive vice under the living sun who does advertise that she's looking for an intimate encounter,guys from all corners of the country are flying in to town to take her up on her offer.Can you imagine a similar type of guy having that luck?
For the women that place these ads without photos,the mental picture in my mind as to what they look like is a Susan Boyle that's twice as ugly and twice as big.The kind of woman in a cloud of smoke at your local casino that has a $300 a day slot habit.
There really should be a thread on SBR where people can post the most hilarious and outrageous real personal ads they discover.
Then the woman is on SSI disability but she wants a man with a high level income that has a meaningful and stable job that's gainfully employed.So the guy better not be a wage slave as the assisstant to the assisstant manager at Payless shoes.You must be financially independent.They say,if you are looking for someone to take care of you and be your mommy,look elsewhere.
Then of course,the guy must be compassionate, tolerant and be understanding of others cultures,respect diversity and be non judgemental.
You must be a romantic and give flowers,cards and bon bons for no occassion whatsoever on the spur of the moment.
Then with all these MILF and Cougar reality shows on tv.60 year old seahag women want guys from 18 to 38 years old.
Then comes the appearance discrepancy of what she has to offer but what she expects the guy to look like.Extremely BBBBW ''Big Big Big beautiful woman''looking for athletic ,toned,fit,trim men.Can you picture a guy in that shape demanding to meet a gymnast size woman.Good luck!!!Then they all want men with thick hair.Maybe the guy should ask if they could cut off the hair from their moles to make a toupe out of.
If you do get a hump of a woman with hair protruding out of every mole on her body,that's bankrupt with 10 kids,is on SSI disability that has every compulsive vice under the living sun who does advertise that she's looking for an intimate encounter,guys from all corners of the country are flying in to town to take her up on her offer.Can you imagine a similar type of guy having that luck?
For the women that place these ads without photos,the mental picture in my mind as to what they look like is a Susan Boyle that's twice as ugly and twice as big.The kind of woman in a cloud of smoke at your local casino that has a $300 a day slot habit.
There really should be a thread on SBR where people can post the most hilarious and outrageous real personal ads they discover.