Manny: "I didn't kill nobody, I didn't rape nobody"

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  • tacomax
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 9619

    #1
    Manny: "I didn't kill nobody, I didn't rape nobody"
    Me neither. Good point.
    Originally posted by pags11
    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
    Originally posted by BuddyBear
    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
    Originally posted by curious
    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
  • KingRevolver
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-05-09
    • 5293

    #2
    Manny's a regular o' Shakespeare.
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    • englishmike
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-19-08
      • 5279

      #3
      Exactly. That's like raping someone and killing them and saying: 'I didn't take performance enhancing drugs.'
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      • Fiasco
        SBR MVP
        • 11-02-08
        • 2406

        #4
        I wonder if, after his baseball career, I could pay Manny to help me out with my grammar...
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        • KingRevolver
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-05-09
          • 5293

          #5
          You can pay him with fertility pills.
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          • englishmike
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-19-08
            • 5279

            #6
            The drugs stuff and the high fiving and the whole 'Manny being Manny' is one thing.

            Why kevin Youkillis didn't kick his teeth down his throat at first base when he didn't run out that ground ball I'll never know, he quit on his own team in front of his own dugout, i'll never understand how he got a pass for that.
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            • tacomax
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 9619

              #7
              I'd love to see an ARod-esque interview with him. Surely that would be comedy gold.
              Originally posted by pags11
              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
              Originally posted by BuddyBear
              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
              Originally posted by curious
              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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              • pico
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 04-05-07
                • 27321

                #8
                Originally posted by tacomax
                I'd love to see an ARod-esque interview with him. Surely that would be comedy gold.
                manny will be dark orange?
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                • Fiasco
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-02-08
                  • 2406

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KingRevolver
                  You can pay him with fertility pills.


                  Perhaps I could also cut him in on my Extenze franchise, or introduce him to my father- a Dermatologist, or my mother- A plastic surgeon who focuses in male breast reduction surgery... they're also is good old grandpa Joe who runs the local anger management class on wednesday nights, but we'll have to discuss details first...

                  These services, along with the fertility pills provide him with an offer he can't refuse...

                  I'll be sounding smarter in notime
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                  • tacomax
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 9619

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KingRevolver
                    You can pay him with fertility pills.
                    The guy obviously wanted kids. Don't be a hater.
                    Originally posted by pags11
                    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                    Originally posted by BuddyBear
                    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                    Originally posted by curious
                    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                    • tacomax
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 9619

                      #11
                      Originally posted by englishmike
                      Why kevin Youkillis didn't kick his teeth down his throat at first base when he didn't run out that ground ball I'll never know, he quit on his own team in front of his own dugout, i'll never understand how he got a pass for that.
                      In his defence (never thought I'd be doing this) but the Red Sox played him like a fiddle before he got traded. Magnificently.
                      Originally posted by pags11
                      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                      Originally posted by BuddyBear
                      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                      Originally posted by curious
                      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
                      Comment
                      • Slim
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-13-08
                        • 4722

                        #12
                        Originally posted by englishmike
                        Exactly. That's like raping someone and killing them and saying: 'I didn't take performance enhancing drugs.'
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