I got offered a job today

[Emily_Haines]

My old boss called me and said they were looking for two more Engineers, said he could get me in right away. I told him no.

Its so sad that people have to work there whole lives and there is no guarantee that you will even live long enough to collect social security. I always thought you should leave this world the way you came into it...... flat broke. Why not take a few years why you still have your health to enjoy not reporting to the slave camps just to earn enough money to barely scrape by.

[EaglesPhan36]

Can I have that job? I need one at the end of the month. I can fake engineering.

[SBR Lou]

Why'd you turn it down?

[reno cool]

tell him if he calls you again you're gonna put your foot up his ass.

what's your deal with Emily Haines anyways?

[Emily_Haines]

If you truely desire work it should be no problem to find it. There are so many dumbasses out there its unbelievable.

[EaglesPhan36]

I do want to work, but I also don't want to flip fuggin' burgers for minimum wage or mop up piss for $8 an hour. I have a college degree, so I am being somewhat picky with my job search. Not overly picky mind you, but if someone can get the same job I am looking at without having done anything other than breathe oxygen in some POS high school for four years, it's probably not gonna pay enough for me to survive.

[pimike]

Can I have that job? I need one at the end of the month. I can fake engineering.

I would hire ya Eageles

[Emily_Haines]

Why'd you turn it down?

23 years of doing this shit and I'm tired of it. Don't need another dead end job. My last year of work I could barely take it. Hated going there, hated my boss, hated everything. When I run out of money then I will look for work. Until then I sleep late and gamble heavily.

[EaglesPhan36]

I like your style.

[Deuce]

What alter are you?

[Emily_Haines]

Do you realize with a job I would have not been able to watch the Russia/Finland futbal game today. Made a days pay on that bitch alone and didnt even have to get out of bed.

[reno cool]

I didn't get to watch that and I have no job. Where did they show it? Who won?

You better make more than a days pay, cause you can't win everyday.

[Emily_Haines]

I didn't get to watch that and I have no job. Where did they show it? Who won?

You better make more than a days pay, cause you can't win everyday.

It was on FSC

Russia 3 Finland 0

[The HG]

emily,

you are one of THE COOLEST chicks I have ever met. I am having thoughts about wanting to meet you and maybe take you out to dinner, treating you right, and maybe even spending the night with you. You have been an engineer for 23 years? That is fine, I don't care how old you are, I am way into MILFs and matures, and the only number that really matters is your number on the 1 to 10 scale, and based on your pic I am 100% sure you are at minimum a 6, which is good enough for me.

emily, do you have a boyfriend?

[reno cool]

emily,

you are one of THE COOLEST chicks I have ever met. I am having thoughts about wanting to meet you and maybe take you out to dinner, treating you right, and maybe even spending the night with you. You have been an engineer for 23 years? That is fine, I don't care how old you are, I am way into MILFs and matures, and the only number that really matters is your number on the 1 to 10 scale, and based on your pic I am 100% sure you are at minimum a 6, which is good enough for me.

emily, do you have a boyfriend?

I'm guessing no boyfriend.

[wtf]

emily is a 350 pounder from pig knuckle Arkansas

<------------ his wife