Let's Write A Song

[englishmike]

In

[mathdotcom]

Out

[KingRevolver]

Of

[englishmike]

JJ's

[englishmike]

Lair

[mathdotcom]

with a fist full of pussy hair

[Is that allowed?]

[englishmike]

It would have to be pussy hair because he couldnt supply any.

I have it on good authority he's hairless from the scalp down.

[KingRevolver]

with a fist full of pussy hair

And he waves it like he just don't care

[englishmike]

And he waves it like he just don't care

But it's a rug....they're available everywhere

[KingRevolver]

In, Out, of JJ's Lair
With a fist full of pussy hair
And he waves it like he just don't care
But it's a rug
They're available everywhere...

[englishmike]

OK, first verse complete.

I've got EMI on the phone, they need a hit by tonight, 4 verses and a chorus.

Second verse:

My pits are shaved....

[reno cool]

my dick is spinning

[englishmike]

As much as I bet, theres no fukin winning...

[Flyers09]

In, Out, of JJ's Lair
With a fist full of pussy hair
And he waves it like he just don't care
But it's a rug
They're available everywhere...

my pits are shaved
my dick is spinning
as much as i bet, theres no fvcken winning
but i dont care Im the coach of SBR


this is fvcken great, the line i added sucks, replace it if needed

[englishmike]

In, Out, of JJ's Lair
With a fist full of pussy hair
And he waves it like he just don't care
But it's a rug
They're available everywhere...

my pits are shaved
my dick is spinning
as much as i bet, theres no fvcken winning
but i dont care Im the coach of SBR

SBR is my entire life,
So much so I have no wife,


Feel free to add........

[Flyers09]

lol this is awesome!

[Flyers09]

dude, i just might have to pull out the 6string, and amp.
buy a webcam, and add some music to these lyrics
broadcast on SBR

[englishmike]

When it's done I'm making a vid and singing live on SBR.

[Flyers09]

When it's done I'm making a vid and singing live on SBR.

ok awesome...after that i will some how get the video and add me with some tunes...if its even possible.....idk

[BadNina]

In, Out, of JJ's Lair
With a fist full of pussy hair
And he waves it like he just don't care
But it's a rug
They're available everywhere...

my pits are shaved
my dick is spinning
as much as i bet, theres no fvcken winning
but i dont care Im the coach of SBR

SBR is my entire life,
So much so I have no wife,

Posting, posting its all I know
50000 plus posts all for show

[KingRevolver]

[englishmike]

Nina, you may have a career songwriting.

After a miniscule adjustment, this is what we have....

In-Out, JJ's lair,
With a fist full of pussy hair,
He waves it like he just dont care,
But it's a rug,
They're available everywhere.

My pits are shaved,
My dick is spinning,
As much as I bet,
There's no fukkin winning,
But I don't care,
I'm coach at SBR,

(Chorus To The Tune Of Barbera Ann by The Beach Boys)

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

SBR is my entire life,
So much so, I don't need a wife,
Posting, posting its all I know,
50000 plus posts, all for show,


Please keep this going, it amuses me.

[KingRevolver]

You should make a beat and then sing the lyrics and make a video of JJ strutting around and shit...MTV would pick it up...

[tacomax]

When it's done I'm making a vid and singing live on SBR.

You're going to be held to that. And you need to rap rather than sing.

[englishmike]

You're going to be held to that. And you need to rap rather than sing.

Just add some lines Bono.

[reno cool]

In honor of 5teamer we need to get:
"fuk you jj, fuk you", as maybe part of the chorus. or background.

[TheIntegrityKid]

In-Out, JJ's lair,
With a fist full of pussy hair,
He waves it like he just dont care,
But it's a rug,
They're available everywhere.

My pits are shaved,
My dick is spinning,
As much as I bet,
There's no fukkin winning,
But I don't care,
I'm coach at SBR,

(Chorus To The Tune Of Barbera Ann by The Beach Boys)

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

SBR is my entire life,
So much so, I don't need a wife,
Posting, posting its all I know,
50000 plus posts, all for show,

Pecos Bill, *** eatin for a Thrill
Go get your bottles and pills
IntegrityKid is posting his spiel
Dbdown11 is defending Obama's New Deal

[L2Gunz]

In-Out, JJ's lair,
With a fist full of pussy hair,
He waves it like he just dont care,
But it's a rug,
They're available everywhere.

My pits are shaved,
My dick is spinning,
As much as I bet,
There's no fukkin winning,
But I don't care,
I'm coach at SBR,

(Chorus To The Tune Of Barbera Ann by The Beach Boys)

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

SBR is my entire life,
So much so, I don't need a wife,
Posting, posting its all I know,
50000 plus posts, all for show,

Pecos Bill, *** eatin for a Thrill
Go get your bottles and pills
IntegrityKid is posting his spiel
Dbdown11 is defending Obama's New Deal

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

So if he's the coach, who's the King,
we a bunch of cocka-roaches of this SBR thing,
head on a swivel, learning by the day,
JJ rides around in that van lookin really really gay,
broken nose, eye patches, and genuine rugs,
JJ rose from the batches with mean mugs and shoulder shrugs,
He makes videos and delivers meals on wheels,
he's a neighborhood superstar, worst spreadsheet by far.

[englishmike]

This is really making progress...

[Flyers09]

ok im with out a doubt adding some guitar to this song..this is fvcken classical!

[L2Gunz]

should i go ahead and do the next 8 bar verse or what???

[Flyers09]

yes lol

[L2Gunz]

In-Out, JJ's lair,
With a fist full of pussy hair,
He waves it like he just dont care,
But it's a rug,
They're available everywhere.

My pits are shaved,
My dick is spinning,
As much as I bet,
There's no fukkin winning,
But I don't care,
I'm coach at SBR,

(Chorus To The Tune Of Barbera Ann by The Beach Boys)

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

SBR is my entire life,
So much so, I don't need a wife,
Posting, posting its all I know,
50000 plus posts, all for show,

Pecos Bill, *** eatin for a Thrill
Go get your bottles and pills
IntegrityKid is posting his spiel
Dbdown11 is defending Obama's New Deal

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

So if he's the coach, who's the King,
we a bunch of cocka-roaches of this SBR thing,
head on a swivel, learning by the day,
JJ rides around in that van lookin really really gay,
broken nose, eye patches, and genuine rugs,
JJ rose from the batches with mean mugs and shoulder shrugs,
He makes videos and delivers meals on wheels,
he's a neighborhood superstar, worst spreadsheet by far.

(Chorus To The Tune Of Barbera Ann by The Beach Boys)

Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,
Coach-Coach-Coach, Coach at SBR,

Well it's me JJGold, let me tell you one thing,
Im the coach, im the king with a 1" dinga-ling
I call ace hookers, dont fukk'em but I pay em' well,
I do lines of babypowder cuz I like the smell,
I video my life which aint about much,
Sammy and I like to touch each others butts,
Well I gotta go now, its the end of my rhyme,
everything I say ends with .com

[Flyers09]

omg dude this is great!!!


omg

[L2Gunz]

this might turn into a whole album...should i keep going??? hahaha