The true would you pass as a Canadian test?

[mathdotcom]

If you get one question wrong, you cannot continue to the next question.

1. If you are waiting in line and some guy bypasses it go to go the next cashier, do you intervene?
a) Yes, I say "hey pal, there's a fukkin' lineup you fukk"
b) I shrug my shoulders, avert my eyes, and let him get away with it

If you answered 'b', you may be a Canadian. Continue.

2. Do you believe that everything Canada does differently than the U.S. is a good thing (eg. Health care)?
a) Yes
b) No

If you answered 'a', continue.

3. If you have a mild case of frostbite, when you return home should you
a) Run hot water on your fingers ASAP?
b) Grab a beer, turn on the TV quickly and see if you can still catch the 3rd period of HNIC?

If you answered 'b', continue.

4. Do you think if a company is making profits, something fishy is going on?
a) Yes
b) No

If you answered 'a', continue.

5. Can you drink a Budweiser without throwing up?
a) Yes
b) No

If 'b', then congratulations, you are a Canadian!

[TheIntegrityKid]

We can't switch that to just highlight Toronto people???

I'd laugh, but I don't want to offend my Montreal buddies lol