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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    Could you 'pass' for a Canadian?
    1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?

    Vote
    Pay his taxes
    Harvest his garden
    Die

    2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's,where is she going?

    Church
    Doughnut shop
    Department store
    Weight loss studio

    3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?

    8:30
    7:30
    8:00
    7:00

    4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?

    Cigarettes
    Condoms
    Lottery tickets
    Filthy pictures

    5. What do the terms "Briar", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
    Answer: (One word)

    6. What is The Bloc?

    Television show
    Political party
    Biker gang
    Dance move

    7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?

    One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.

    Three purple bills, two caribou, one loon, one polar bear, one maple leaf, and one beaver.

    One green bill, one purple bill, two loons, two beavers, three sailing ships, and a caribou.

    One pink bill, one green bill, two polar bears, two sailing ships, one caribou, one beaver and three loons
    .

    8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?

    Former hockey player
    Former Prime Minister
    Olympic skier
    Comedian


    9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?

    Electric shovels
    Block heaters
    Electric windshield defrosters
    Battery boosters



    10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?

    Winnipeg City Police, Rural Division
    Manitoba Provincial Police
    R. C. M. P.
    Local sheriff's office


  • Deuce
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    7-10
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    • Bread
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      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Bateman just called me. Said he doesn't give a fukk.
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      • onthewhat
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        • 05-14-08
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        #4
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        • Willie Bee
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          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?
          Pay for their Maple Leafs season tickets.

          2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's,where is she going?
          Not sure, but haven't known too many Tim's in my life that I trust.

          3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?
          Three days later.

          4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?
          Cigarettes, this one I actually know.

          5. What do the terms "Briar", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
          Answer: (One word) NICKY!

          6. What is The Bloc?
          Political party

          7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?
          Enough money to buy two packs of Players and one lottery ticket.

          8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?
          Sex

          9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?
          Block heaters, just guessing but makes sense. Either that or blenders for making margaritas at the street parties during the two weeks of summer.

          10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?
          She? What does she look like? Got any pictures? Is she hot?
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          • RogueScholar
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-05-07
            • 5082

            #6
            1. Pay his taxes
            2. Doughnut shop
            3. 8:30
            4. Cigarettes
            5. Curling
            6. Political party (Bloc Quebecois)
            7. One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.
            8. Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former Prime Minister
            9. Block heaters for your car's engine
            10. The Mounties, RCMP

            Originally posted by StraitShooter
            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              Scholar, perfect. 10 of 10.

              Willie Bee certainly deserves an honourable mention, who knew he even had a sense of humour?
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              • pico
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                • 04-05-07
                • 27321

                #8
                Originally posted by betplom
                1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?

                Vote
                Pay his taxes
                Harvest his garden
                Die

                2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's,where is she going?

                Church
                Doughnut shop
                Department store
                Weight loss studio

                3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?

                8:30
                7:30
                8:00
                7:00

                4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?

                Cigarettes
                Condoms
                Lottery tickets
                Filthy pictures

                5. What do the terms "Briar", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
                Answer: (One word)

                hockey?

                6. What is The Bloc?

                Television show
                Political party
                Biker gang
                Dance move

                7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?

                One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.

                Three purple bills, two caribou, one loon, one polar bear, one maple leaf, and one beaver.

                One green bill, one purple bill, two loons, two beavers, three sailing ships, and a caribou.

                One pink bill, one green bill, two polar bears, two sailing ships, one caribou, one beaver and three loons
                .

                8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?

                Former hockey player
                Former Prime Minister
                Olympic skier
                Comedian


                9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?

                Electric shovels
                Block heaters
                Electric windshield defrosters
                Battery boosters



                10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?

                Winnipeg City Police, Rural Division
                Manitoba Provincial Police
                R. C. M. P.
                Local sheriff's office

                i don't think i am canadian. guessed on most of the questions
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                • Willie Bee
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-14-06
                  • 15726

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RogueScholar
                  8. Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former Prime Minister
                  Ah, so my answer (sex) is partially correct.
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                  • Willie Bee
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-14-06
                    • 15726

                    #10
                    Originally posted by betplom
                    Willie Bee certainly deserves an honourable mention, who knew he even had a sense of humour?
                    Well, certainly not you

                    If not for this little band of gold on my finger, I'd have been a resident of Sylvan Lake about 10 years ago. I love Canada!
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                    • Matt Rain
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                      • 02-13-07
                      • 5001

                      #11
                      Can I play? I'm not really Canadian.
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                      • Matt Rain
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                        • 02-13-07
                        • 5001

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RogueScholar
                        1. Pay his taxes
                        2. Doughnut shop
                        3. 8:30
                        4. Cigarettes
                        5. Curling
                        6. Political party (Bloc Quebecois)
                        7. One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.
                        8. Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former Prime Minister
                        9. Block heaters for your car's engine
                        10. The Mounties, RCMP

                        Impressive!
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                        • Willie Bee
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-14-06
                          • 15726

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Matt Rain
                          Can I play? I'm not really Canadian.
                          We could tell that from your avatar
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                          • Mudcat
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                            • 07-21-05
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            Originally posted by betplom
                            3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?


                            You didn't actually specify which time zone it is 8 o'clock in. Canada is a country of many time zones. About 143 if I'm not mistaken.

                            However of all the possible answers, the only one that is on the list is 8:30 (if it is 8:00 in the Atlantic time zone. If it is 8:00 in any other time zone, the time in Newfoundland is not listed in the multiple choice.).
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                            • BrentCrude
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-16-05
                              • 4665

                              #15
                              I technically live about 75 miles from Canada as the crow flies and no matter who I talk to on the phone from other parts of the country,they all ask me if I'm from Canada.Alot of people up here were really pissed as to how the movie Fargo cartoon characterized them but damn if we don't have people where I live that talk,look and act that way.Then we have some guys that sound like what John Wayne would have sounded like if he grew up in Finland and came over here at 18.
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
                                Originally posted by onthewhat

                                I started an erectile dysfunction thread with penis diagrams, I'm sure you'll find that more to your liking.

                                Originally posted by BrentCrude
                                I technically live about 75 miles from Canada as the crow flies and no matter who I talk to on the phone from other parts of the country,they all ask me if I'm from Canada.
                                I live 85 miles from Buffalo, NY and the accents (Toronto - Buffalo) are quite different, I've never been asked if I was from Buffalo.

                                I have been to Minnesota and Wisconsin and agree they sound alot like those characters in Fargo.
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                                • Willie Bee
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                                  • 02-14-06
                                  • 15726

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by betplom
                                  I started an erectile dysfunction thread with penis diagrams, I'm sure you'll find that more to your liking.
                                  Nicky!
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