Has anyone ever slept with one of their grade school teachers?

bobbyfk · 06-09-09, 04:15 PM

hell no..they were all U-G-L-Y

VonErich69 · 06-09-09, 04:15 PM

I banged my math teacher.Face down ass up thats the way she liked to fcck...Oh yeah got an a plus for it.YOU GIVE ME TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve

SSLP · 06-09-09, 04:15 PM

When i was in middle school we had a trial teacher that was 22 years old about 3 years ago i ran into her in PA and had a few beers and we made out kinda drunk ... she was weirded out about it and we never talked again i was 25 and she was 36 i think and had fake

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pico · 06-09-09, 04:20 PM

always thought my 1st grade teacher was cute. but i didn't have the balls to do anything back then

Tsoprano · 06-09-09, 04:21 PM

Wish I did

Had a couple hot ones

DwightShrute · 06-09-09, 04:23 PM

3 years after I graduated, I banged the music teacher!

twice!

mathdotcom · 06-09-09, 04:23 PM

Dwight, more details and maybe a pic?

Nicky Santoro · 06-09-09, 04:30 PM

I've had dreams about it and fanstasies about it when i was 15 with a few teachers.... does that count?

if it does count, then yes, i have before..

DwightShrute · 06-09-09, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Dwight, more details and maybe a pic?

I wish! I owned a carpet cleaning company and went on a house call and it was her.

Came back over later that night. She was dressed in her bra and panties, playing her piano by candle light drinking wine.

Man oh man!

I am feeling a little flustered at the moment just thinking about it.

I got an B+ btw

mathdotcom · 06-09-09, 04:41 PM

Came back over later that night. She was dressed in her bra and panties, playing her piano by candle light drinking wine.

Yeah yeah

TheIntegrityKid · 06-09-09, 04:43 PM

I was REALLY close to my middle school teacher.. If only the phase of teacher's sleeping with their students was around then

But um, she did catch me looking down her dress and did not say one word about it hehe

jjgold · 06-09-09, 04:59 PM

never

I mainly fuked hookers

Never had luck

compaqDikk · 06-09-09, 05:31 PM

i fukked 'the munchkinman' from EOG. he wasn't my teacher, but a math tudor of mine. a pretty good fukkin checker player too. something like 454-2-4 lifetime

he's 1'7 btw, heiht and pekker

jjgold · 06-09-09, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

i fukked 'the munchkinman' from EOG. he wasn't my teacher, but a math tudor of mine. a pretty good fukkin checker player too. something like 454-2-4 lifetime

he's 1'7 btw, heiht and pekker

SlickFazzer · 06-09-09, 09:50 PM

haha.....good laugh compaqdikk...

pavyracer · 06-09-09, 09:57 PM

My grade school teacher was in her sixties when I went to school. I didn't sleep with her. I'd rather rub one on.

payingthejuice · 06-09-09, 09:59 PM

Does roleplaying count?

KingRevolver · 06-09-09, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

3 years after I graduated, I banged the music teacher!

twice!

Are you sure you weren't dreaming and just playing with your own trombone?

Fishhead · 06-09-09, 10:10 PM

No, and never will.

wtf · 06-09-09, 10:11 PM

yea and he was adorable

CaneDawg · 06-09-09, 10:11 PM

no

but my wife is a teacher

does that count

cmerunoveru · 06-09-09, 10:12 PM

had a couple of teachers, but not ones that taughtme, or did they.

KingRevolver · 06-09-09, 10:13 PM

Is that really a picture of MathDotCom? He looks like a male Terri Schiavo!

seaborneq · 06-09-09, 10:36 PM

Too funny with the Schiavo. But true.

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-09-09, 10:42 PM

some kid named scott wingard i knew in high school banged one of the special ed teachers, she was hurt and her husband wanted to beat the kids ass, long story short, he ****ed her at school on the stage, word got out, she did a little time, he got 150,000... moral of the story is if your a minor and your teacher wants to bang you, take the opportunity even if shes ugly, school district will pay you and put u on the fast track to graduation.

pavyracer · 06-09-09, 10:47 PM

And what would graduation without education be good for?

Shortstop · 06-10-09, 01:57 AM

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-10-09, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

And what would graduation without education be good for?

150k to bang a teacher, and the first 2 years of college is a repeat of hs anyways... i woulda traded that education for 150k and some vag anytime, instead i was stuck with 4 years of hs and 6 of college..

The General · 06-10-09, 02:45 AM

The closest I can relate is hanging with a Gunnery Sgt while a Corporal in the USMC. She was a crazy Marine. She was my boss. She was very open and freely sharing. Only possible way she got to be a Gunnery Sgt was thru her sexual prow-less from my perspective. She was kewl as hell. Sexy, pretty, not beautiful, but thin and petite. Flirtatious. Great party lady. God bless her.

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-10-09, 02:55 AM

today some bitch cut me offf when i went fishing by camp pendleton, i gave her the finger and honked and she cut me off and in her back window was her officers cap, im lucky she didnt pull over and shoot my ass, military bitches are one crazy bunch for sure..

The General · 06-10-09, 02:58 AM

That's the 1st FSSG for ya. I had the pleasure of visiting Camp Pendleton and Mt Motherfuker.

ATB515 · 06-10-09, 03:06 AM

at the oceanside harbor or the pier? My neck of the woods

Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid

today some bitch cut me offf when i went fishing by camp pendleton, i gave her the finger and honked and she cut me off and in her back window was her officers cap, im lucky she didnt pull over and shoot my ass, military bitches are one crazy bunch for sure..

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-10-09, 03:07 AM

i live like 10 mins away, so many marines its crazy, my girl works at a tanning salon and say they have more guy marines that tan than woman combined.. i refuse to do that crap

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-10-09, 03:08 AM

exactly, thinking about going out in the morning maybe again