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  • Fiasco
    SBR MVP
    • 11-02-08
    • 2406

    #1
    In todays news...
    The Kobe police report leaked... The full interview between Kobe and the cops...



    RELATED: Police release 350 pages of investigative records in Bryant case SEPTEMBER 24--For the first time in its unsanitized form, here you'll find the official 57-page transcript of the police inter


    It's long but it's hilarious... (regardless of the severity of the situation)

    This is truly Grade A entertainment...


    10 New Things I learned about Kobe Bryant:

    1) Kobe cares a lot about his image
    2) Kobe likes to *** on his partners faces (it's just his "thing")
    3) Kobe didn't *** on this girls face, he jerked off after she left.
    3) Kobe has a side chick named Michelle that he sees regularly
    4) Kobe likes to hit it from behind while putting his strong hands around the woman's throat...
    5) Kobe is picky about the oral sex he receives (the blow job lasted for 5 seconds on the count she didn't know how to do it well)
    6) When he penetrated her there were no problems, it just slid right in
    7) According to Kobe, "she wasn't that attractive"
    8) The girl bled from her vagina but Kobe wasn't the reason for this, as it lasted for only 5 minutes and his boxers are still white that he wore that night... he saw no blood.
    9) Kobe definitely sounds like he'd pay someone off for keeping this quiet...
    10) Kobe never finished having sex with the girl on the count that he couldn't *** on her face. Instead, they stop and she tries to get autographs from him. He says he'll sign them later and she leaves... then the horror show begins

    enjoy
  • ryanspeer2001
    SBR MVP
    • 03-30-08
    • 3149

    #2
    .....Wow. Badass.

    Gotta love 4 & 5.
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