Seriously, I have all these weird sores and lumps all of a sudden.
Guy said he was clean.
Motherfukker.
wtf
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08-22-08
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#2
did u swallow?
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#3
No he has e.d.
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Flyers09
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04-13-09
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#4
e d?
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mathdotcom
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03-24-08
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#5
Erectile dysfunction
Essentially what your girlfriend's sister might as well be giving you
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englishmike
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06-19-08
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#6
Rogue Scholar walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender said: 'Where did you get that?' and the parrot said: 'It started as a pimple on my ass.'
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MonkeyF0cker
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06-12-07
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#7
You also have an odd symptom of spewing loads of diarrhea.
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mathdotcom
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03-24-08
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#8
Monkey go have a drink and loosen up. Maybe lose some weight and lose the glasses, too. You are in Vegas and girls are drunk and asking to be taken advantage of. But you're holed up in your basement...
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MonkeyF0cker
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06-12-07
12144
#9
20/20 vision and not fat but nice try. More buccal diarrhea...
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mathdotcom
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03-24-08
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#10
Wow we have a diarrhea connoisseur.
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Flyers09
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04-13-09
3666
#11
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Erectile dysfunction
Essentially what your girlfriend's sister might as well be giving you
yo i think i was right, this grl does want me lol she got SO pissy and moody and yelling since her sis my gf got home...tomorrow im having a lil chat with her....
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Flyers09
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#12
oh also i wa son rohobet beach(s.p) and yes its the gay beach...i saw several dudes with Plastic flamingos stuck in the sand sitting next to them while they read...ROGUE, wtf does that mean?
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mathdotcom
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03-24-08
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#13
Flyers you cannot parlay sisters. But you might hit them both on separate straight bets.
GLOYP
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Flyers09
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#14
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Flyers you cannot parlay sisters. But you might hit them both on separate straight bets.
GLOYP
hmmm....they are both going to be home tomorrow so DEF. not tomorrow....the sis and I are sappose to take a trip to the store on wednesday sometime....hmmmmmmm could it be then?
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#15
Originally posted by Flyers09
oh also i wa son rohobet beach(s.p) and yes its the gay beach...i saw several dudes with Plastic flamingos stuck in the sand sitting next to them while they read...ROGUE, wtf does that mean?
Rohobeth is not a gay beach. You talking DE?
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RogueScholar
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02-05-07
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#16
Originally posted by Flyers09
oh also i wa son rohobet beach(s.p) and yes its the gay beach...i saw several dudes with Plastic flamingos stuck in the sand sitting next to them while they read...ROGUE, wtf does that mean?
Flamingos are the official gay bird, because they're pink. Chances are they were just showing some pride and thought the plastic flamingos were cute.
Sorry about the bumps Mathy, I only get tested once a year and I guess this shit snuck up on me since my last test. But now we have more reason to stay together.
Originally posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..