Dear Santa all I want for Xmas

[sjelveh]

Santa I don’t want anything far fetched, not world peace not even a winning wager, although I would love for you to continue to bless my titans with victories and to finish out the season strong (they should be in the playoff race and everyone knows it) all I want is for you to run over that c*&t you know who with a 500 ton cement truck, you know my reasons are valid.

P.S if killing is not your thing could you have Rudolf poop in her mouth.

Thank you santa

[Mudcat]

[Dark Horse]

Sjel!

My kinda Christmas.

[JoshW]

All I want is books that actually payout, and if they have slow lines, I would take that too, but I haven't been that good this year so I understand if you can't deliver.

[Dark Horse]

Santa, I'd like to walk away from everything. Go to some beach like Tahiti like f*cking Paul Gaugain, and hang out with young chiquitas with firm breasts, with sweet smiles, and who's language I don't understand.

[Seattle Slew]

Can we find a nice guy for Jennifer Aniston.

[sjelveh]

Santa, I'd like to walk away from everything. Go to some beach like Tahiti like f*cking Paul Gaugain, and hang out with young chiquitas with firm breasts, with sweet smiles, and who's language I don't understand.

amen to that

[Aces]

While We're at it

Santa how about a coach for Alabama.

[dave11486]

Santa needs to heal Greg Oden's hand ASAP

[Checkerboard]