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  • mathdotcom
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    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Know exactly what each of these posters doing tonight
    jjgold
    - reading forum, talking with posters over skype, a break ~ 8pm to have some Italian baguettes with salami, lots of wacking off and rug-adjusting.

    Deuce
    Working overtime at the shop, rotating tires etc. Will come home fairly late, ~ 10.30PM to post, whack off into his Red Wings hockey socks for good luck, scratch playoff beard, enter every NHL thread until there is agreement that Wings win in 6.

    Nicky Santoro
    Does not have many games going today so will use the day off to take his girlfriend for dinner. Probably Italian. He will tip 30% because things have been going well lately.

    mathdotcom
    Chicago deep dish pizza with 6-pack, watching MLB.tv. Keeping an eye on pavyracer.

    pavyracer
    Changing diapers, telling bedtime stories, posting in between about Fish Head beating slots/poker/craps/NFL coin toss props/etc.

    Flyer
    Scouring internet for info regarding legality of sleeping with 17 year olds. Will not be eating much so he will not get gas just as the girl finally comes over to his place for action. But she will not come. He will whack off to her facebook pictures, not wash his hands, and post about his cocktease agony.

    CrazyLou
    Asking Domino's if he can go on some kind of pizza payment plan where he gets 2 large pizzas tonight and can pay it off with four easy installments of $10 each. Some masturbation to Ivanovic pictures. All lights turned off so loan sharks think he is not home.

    Sorry if I left you out.
  • flyingillini
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    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    God Bless your posting abilities Mathy! I am the original Flyer though.
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    • mathdotcom
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      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      flying sorry I forgot you, but we all know you are spending most evenings watching your bets in action with Koran in your lap, but upside down because you don't know how the fukk to read arabic, but are desperate to find good quotes to share with us.
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      • Chi_archie
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        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        haha great post
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        • flyingillini
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          • 12-06-06
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          #5
          Originally posted by mathdotcom
          flying sorry I forgot you, but we all know you are spending most evenings watching your bets in action with Koran in your lap, but upside down because you don't know how the fukk to read arabic, but are desperate to find good quotes to share with us.
          Good one. God Bless you

          "Men are tempted [in this life] by the lure of women...far better is the return of God. Say: 'Shall I tell you of better things than these, with which the righteous shall be rewarded by their Lord? Theirs shall be gardens watered by running streams, where they shall dwell for ever: wives of perfect chastity..." (Surah 3:14, 15)
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          • englishmike
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            • 06-19-08
            • 5279

            #6
            Originally posted by mathdotcom

            CrazyLou
            Asking Domino's if he can go on some kind of pizza payment plan where he gets 2 large pizzas tonight and can pay it off with four easy installments of $10 each. Some masturbation to Ivanovic pictures. All lights turned off so loan sharks think he is not home.

            Sorry if I left you out.
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            • jjgold
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              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              LOL
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              • mathdotcom
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                • 03-24-08
                • 11689

                #8
                Originally posted by flyingillini
                Good one. God Bless you

                "Men are tempted [in this life] by the lure of women...far better is the return of God. Say: 'Shall I tell you of better things than these, with which the righteous shall be rewarded by their Lord? Theirs shall be gardens watered by running streams, where they shall dwell for ever: wives of perfect chastity..." (Surah 3:14, 15)
                Only a muslim would say something so retarded about women. Then again, not much difference between pussy and God. Most likely you have done some stupid things to try and find both.
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                • SlickFazzer
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                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  outstanding thread!
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                  • Emily_Haines
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                    • 04-14-09
                    • 15917

                    #10
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                    • Nicky Santoro
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                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      you are good,

                      my hand to god, i just told her 12 min ago that since tonight is a quiet night and no baskets or nhl and some ball games, that if she wants, we can do something.. and she said, great, lets go out for dinner. and i said, whoa.... not dinner, i meant just go for a walk..

                      mathy, no way i am spending any money tonight on a stupid restaurant and paying 80 bucks.. gamblers would rather spend their money wisely................. like gambling on more games..
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                      • flyingillini
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                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                        you are good,

                        my hand to god, i just told her 12 min ago that since tonight is a quiet night and no baskets or nhl and some ball games, that if she wants, we can do something.. and she said, great, lets go out for dinner. and i said, whoa.... not dinner, i meant just go for a walk..

                        mathy, no way i am spending any money tonight on a stupid restaurant and paying 80 bucks.. gamblers would rather spend their money wisely................. like gambling on more games..
                        Nicky, I don't cook and neither does my Girlfriend. I bet the whole board and I take her out 7 nights a week for dinner. I usually go to places that have a TV in the Bar area of the joint. God Bless you and your plays.
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                        • mathdotcom
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                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          Good point Nicky. Take her to Rockaberry's for some blueberry crumble. Will cost you $5 each but will pay off since blueberries get women hot below the belt.
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                          • Flyers09
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                            • 04-13-09
                            • 3666

                            #14
                            Flyer
                            Scouring internet for info regarding legality of sleeping with 17 year olds. Will not be eating much so he will not get gas just as the girl finally comes over to his place for action. But she will not come. He will whack off to her facebook pictures, not wash his hands, and post about his cocktease agony.


                            LOL hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha


                            so what will you be doing?
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                            • Flyers09
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                              • 04-13-09
                              • 3666

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                              you are good,

                              my hand to god, i just told her 12 min ago that since tonight is a quiet night and no baskets or nhl and some ball games, that if she wants, we can do something.. and she said, great, lets go out for dinner. and i said, whoa.... not dinner, i meant just go for a walk..

                              mathy, no way i am spending any money tonight on a stupid restaurant and paying 80 bucks.. gamblers would rather spend their money wisely................. like gambling on more games..

                              i sware we think alike. i told mine, no hockey, nor basketball..what do you wanna do tonight....BUT she says...aww man no hockey tonight? now that is a girl
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                              • mathdotcom
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                                • 03-24-08
                                • 11689

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Flyers09
                                Flyer
                                Scouring internet for info regarding legality of sleeping with 17 year olds. Will not be eating much so he will not get gas just as the girl finally comes over to his place for action. But she will not come. He will whack off to her facebook pictures, not wash his hands, and post about his cocktease agony.


                                LOL hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha


                                so what will you be doing?
                                i told you. scroll up.
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                                • Nicky Santoro
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                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Flyers09
                                  i sware we think alike. i told mine, no hockey, nor basketball..what do you wanna do tonight....BUT she says...aww man no hockey tonight? now that is a girl
                                  hold on to that girl.. don't let her get away. i've never had a GF that wanted to watch hockey.. and i live in Canada, too.. Every GF i ever had hated hockey and hated sports.

                                  Girls like that are hard to find.. i didn't even think they existed..
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                                  • The General
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                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 13279

                                    #18
                                    The pizza looks real goooood.
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                                    • Nicky Santoro
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                                      • 04-08-08
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                                      #19
                                      that middle piece looks great.. i don't like the sides because i hate crusts.. i love the middle piece. in fact, after seeign that pizza, my mouth is now watering.. i would eat that middle slice in 12 seconds. and boy would that be satisfying...
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                                      • mathdotcom
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                                        • 03-24-08
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                                        #20
                                        thanks General

                                        You have good taste in pizza, not like some mods on here
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                                        • mathdotcom
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                                          • 03-24-08
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                          that middle piece looks great.. i don't like the sides because i hate crusts.. i love the middle piece. in fact, after seeign that pizza, my mouth is now watering.. i would eat that middle slice in 12 seconds. and boy would that be satisfying...


                                          It is the only piece left. I prefer the crust. Nicky what is your PO Box#? I will overnight it.
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                                          • Nicky Santoro
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                                            • 04-08-08
                                            • 16103

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                            It is the only piece left. I prefer the crust. Nicky what is your PO Box#? I will overnight it.
                                            don't tease me like that.

                                            i swear i would give it to you.. but what if you spit in it.. i'll nver know.. you can do what you want to it, and i'll never know..

                                            what if you secretly hate my guts and this is your way to finally get even with me..

                                            thanks anwys, but i'll pass.

                                            save it for tonight, in case you get hungry again.
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                                            • The General
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                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 13279

                                              #23
                                              I am hungry for a pie like that now. I like the middle piece, also, but I would take any piece of it and be happy.
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                                              • mathdotcom
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                                                • 03-24-08
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                                                #24
                                                Nicky I always save a piece in case the game I'm watching goes to extra innings.
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                                                • Flyers09
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                                                  • 04-13-09
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                  hold on to that girl.. don't let her get away. i've never had a GF that wanted to watch hockey.. and i live in Canada, too.. Every GF i ever had hated hockey and hated sports.

                                                  Girls like that are hard to find.. i didn't even think they existed..
                                                  must be me then. cause this is the 3rd grl i dated/went out with that loves hockey....and we r all american.....they all went to all ym games...it was nuts..
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                                                  • mathdotcom
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                                                    • 03-24-08
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                                                    #26
                                                    Flyers they are there to sleep with as many hockey guys as they can. Having a wrist shot is a licence to get blowjobs.
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                                                    • Flyers09
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                                                      • 04-13-09
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                      Flyers they are there to sleep with as many hockey guys as they can. Having a wrist shot is a licence to get blowjobs.
                                                      i wish it was that easy..everyone of em tells me they love me and want relationships...and then im stuck cause the sex is great
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                                                      • wtf
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                                                        • 08-22-08
                                                        • 12983

                                                        #28
                                                        great thread, how about a little insight to our flaming fag poster rs evening plans?
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                                                        • Flyers09
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                                                          • 04-13-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          whats matdotcom to say? hes prolly at the bar picking up guys....but come on mathdotcom, lets here yourside
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                                                          • mathdotcom
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                                                            #30
                                                            wtf I try not to think too much about that, but it would be a doozy.
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                                                            • englishmike
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                                                              • 06-19-08
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by wtf
                                                              great thread, how about a little insight to our flaming fag poster rs evening plans?
                                                              Downloading kiddie porn via an El Salvador proxy?
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                                                              • Flyers09
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                                                                • 04-13-09
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by englishmike
                                                                Downloading kiddie porn via an El Salvador proxy?
                                                                he likes kiddie porn?
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                                                                • wtf
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                                                                  • 08-22-08
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  your right math, some things are better left unsaid-or not even thought about

                                                                  but EM could be right
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                                                                  • englishmike
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                                                                    • 06-19-08
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Flyers09
                                                                    he likes kiddie porn?
                                                                    He says he likes young boys and likes selling young boys drugs.

                                                                    It's not a giant leap.
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                                                                    • englishmike
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by wtf
                                                                      but EM could be right
                                                                      I haven't been in the chat room since the night he said it was ok to sell drugs to kids outside the school gates and how attractive young boys are.

                                                                      That's not hearsay, he said it, I was there.
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