OT: After a hard night of drinking...why do you wake up horny?

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  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #1
    OT: After a hard night of drinking...why do you wake up horny?
    someone give me the science behind this.

    thanks
  • Fischnasty
    SBR MVP
    • 02-10-09
    • 1931

    #2
    because you didnt get laid. start getting laid slick
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    • Richkas
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-03-08
      • 19396

      #3
      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
      someone give me the science behind this.

      thanks
      Because the hangover is hurting so bad you want something that makes you feel good
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      • Gemoka
        SBR MVP
        • 11-27-08
        • 1648

        #4
        Agree with that
        wake up wanting sex
        she bitches you smell of beer
        you do it anyway....is that wrong?
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        • Robust
          SBR MVP
          • 09-13-08
          • 3254

          #5
          because you partied so hard, went into alcohol poisoning and possibly opiate overdose that when you wake up, your penis says, "**** This! I coulda died. I need to get laid before this asshole kills me!"

          Robust
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Because you wake up with "heavy dick". Take it from SBR's #1 bloated poster (me).
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            • tullamore
              SBR MVP
              • 07-17-07
              • 3586

              #7
              Because for all the drinks you bought the chicks in club, you still didn't get laid.

              Next time spend your money on a hooker.
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              • CaneDawg
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-25-08
                • 6256

                #8
                slicker it happens to married guys too

                last night wife and i got into the vodka....had sex

                and sex again this morning
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I never ever wake up horny


                  I guess my age
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                  • SlickFazzer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-08
                    • 20209

                    #10
                    good information guys, thanks.

                    JJ you never wake up horny? you may need another test patch.
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                    • tullamore
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-17-07
                      • 3586

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      I never ever wake up horny


                      I guess my age

                      Did one of your loan sharks cut your cock off, for nonpayment?
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                      • Shortstop
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-02-09
                        • 27281

                        #12
                        Wake up sex goes really well with waking and baking.
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