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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Would You Pay A Guy 3K To Teach You To Handicap?
    2 weeks of hard training
  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    You wouldn't believe the offers I get through email and PM's to do just such a thing...............handicapping, slots, video poker, casino promotions, etc., etc.

    FH
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      this thread
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      • Brock Landers
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #4
        only if he "guaranteed" results
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82907

          #5
          I'd teach someone how to fade JJ's handicapping for $100/hr.
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          • VegasDave
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-03-07
            • 8056

            #6
            There is no such thing as handicapping... stats don't matter... only the lines do...
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            • Emily_Haines
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-09
              • 15917

              #7
              I would give you 3K to teach me how to make videos.
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              • Fishhead
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-11-05
                • 40179

                #8
                Originally posted by VegasDave
                There is no such thing as handicapping... stats don't matter... only the lines do...
                This is 90.3% true.............for most sports.
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                • Brock Landers
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9
                  Originally posted by VegasDave
                  There is no such thing as handicapping... stats don't matter... only the lines do...
                  please clarify and amplify your responce. i'd like to hear a good explination of this thinking..
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
                    2k to show how to flip coins
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      I am thinking of doing it

                      A guy in NY
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                      • CaneDawg
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-25-08
                        • 6256

                        #12
                        only if it was brandon lang
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                        • Nicky Santoro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-08-08
                          • 16103

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VegasDave
                          There is no such thing as handicapping... stats don't matter... only the lines do...
                          am i imagining this, or did you just write that? is this dave? did someone steal your pw? i think you're being sarcastic, cause you of all people is the last person i'd expect to say this.. i've been telling you this now for ages, and you keep disagreeing wiht me and continue putting up your picks and all your analysis..

                          i know you were being sarcastic cause i know you think stats mean everything..
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                          • VegasDave
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-03-07
                            • 8056

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                            am i imagining this, or did you just write that? is this dave? did someone steal your pw? i think you're being sarcastic, cause you of all people is the last person i'd expect to say this.. i've been telling you this now for ages, and you keep disagreeing wiht me and continue putting up your picks and all your analysis..

                            i know you were being sarcastic cause i know you think stats mean everything..
                            I wasn't being sarcastic so much as just saving you and/or onner and/or Pat the trouble of typing it.
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                            • Nicky Santoro
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-08-08
                              • 16103

                              #15
                              my god, so you still think you can hit over 53% consistently with all your great stats? man, i feel sorry for you dave.. actually, i don't.. i feel happy for you cause you dont bet real money on this cause if you did,then i'd feel sorry for you.
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                              • donjuan
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-29-07
                                • 3993

                                #16
                                am i imagining this, or did you just write that? is this dave? did someone steal your pw? i think you're being sarcastic, cause you of all people is the last person i'd expect to say this.. i've been telling you this now for ages, and you keep disagreeing wiht me and continue putting up your picks and all your analysis..

                                i know you were being sarcastic cause i know you think stats mean everything..
                                So if the only way to win is to line shop and the closing number is efficient, who do you think is actually moving the lines?
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                                • onthewhat
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 05-14-08
                                  • 15411

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by donjuan
                                  So if the only way to win is to line shop and the closing number is efficient, who do you think is actually moving the lines?
                                  Mr. Sharp Justin7 just posted a thread saying all of his overnight plays went the other way....he's not moving them.

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                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-08-08
                                    • 16103

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by donjuan
                                    So if the only way to win is to line shop and the closing number is efficient, who do you think is actually moving the lines?
                                    Those are the guys that make money in this business. no one else. it's the guys that are hooked up to computers.. the guys that singlehandedly make the screen turn black.. the computer boys..which you are not, neither is dave..

                                    I am talking about your avg Joe who just bets based on his own stats and thinks he can beat the game. guys who will bet NYY -145 cause Joba is good and the line closes at NYY -131.

                                    I tell you this, if VD was doing what he's doing and 75% of his games moved his way.. he'd be the most successful gambler here. but unfortunately, it dont work that way.

                                    if anyone can handicap games and a major % of your games move in your direction, then you will make money. if not, then you have no chance.

                                    it's not about NOT HANDICAPPING.. it's about finding any way to beat that closing #, and if you are handicapping games and you are beating the #, then you will make a good living gambling.
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                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-08-08
                                      • 16103

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by onthewhat
                                      Mr. Sharp Justin7 just posted a thread saying all of his overnight plays went the other way....he's not moving them.

                                      http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ndom-walk.html
                                      onner, people think they can do it, but they can't.. no one can.. UNLESS you are part of a betting group calling you up telling you to bang it out now cause line will move in next 20 seconds, OR you are that computer group, no one can predict which direction a line will go.

                                      Alot of guys will say, wow, i can't believe the Tigers are only -125 at home with a 9-1, 1.45 era pitcher on the mound.. how is it they're not -220? that line is way off.. and then it goes from -125 and closes at -107.. lol..

                                      that's why i have a guy calling me here and there telling me to play a game fast and that is why i bet ONLY bad #'s, cause there's no other way to do it.. I might as well quit now if i dont do this..

                                      Not one person here at sbr...... that's right... not one person here at sbr can look at a line and know it will move.. those pros that do this certainly do not hang out here at sbr..
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                                      • SSLP
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-29-08
                                        • 5232

                                        #20
                                        handicapping is overrated .

                                        Pick a sport , watch it study it , breath the sport and all the teams , do that for a year and keep a spreadsheet on who you liked and what was the outcome.

                                        I understand Nickys point on beating the closing line but what if the opening line is better in most cases? and due to a lack of confidence and betting it when it comes out now the line went up half a point or 15 cents.

                                        Both have its positives and negatives.

                                        I learned how to bet on soccer because i lived and breathed it and did nothing but tape games and watch every single play against each other for years i did this for fun even before i was gambling so once the bug came in i had a pretty clear path.

                                        You cannot bet on baseball and "cap" just by going by stats and just cause Greike or Halladay are pitching.

                                        Look what happened to Greike s ERA the last 2 starts .

                                        You need to understand a game , i am in the learning process of baseball which i hope i will be able to make money on next year .


                                        Oh and JJ i will that $3k in 20 dollar bills pal
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                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-12-07
                                          • 12144

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by onthewhat
                                          Mr. Sharp Justin7 just posted a thread saying all of his overnight plays went the other way....he's not moving them.

                                          http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ndom-walk.html
                                          NOBODY'S model moves with the market 100% of the time, genius. Get a clue.
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                                          • MonkeyF0cker
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-12-07
                                            • 12144

                                            #22
                                            In fact, I've even seen Billy Walter's runners scrambling to buyback off of games that went the other way.
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                                            • InTheHole
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 04-28-08
                                              • 15243

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                              onner, people think they can do it, but they can't.. no one can.. UNLESS you are part of a betting group calling you up telling you to bang it out now cause line will move in next 20 seconds, OR you are that computer group, no one can predict which direction a line will go.

                                              Alot of guys will say, wow, i can't believe the Tigers are only -125 at home with a 9-1, 1.45 era pitcher on the mound.. how is it they're not -220? that line is way off.. and then it goes from -125 and closes at -107.. lol..

                                              that's why i have a guy calling me here and there telling me to play a game fast and that is why i bet ONLY bad #'s, cause there's no other way to do it.. I might as well quit now if i dont do this..

                                              Not one person here at sbr...... that's right... not one person here at sbr can look at a line and know it will move.. those pros that do this certainly do not hang out here at sbr..

                                              Nicolas...this "computer group" you talk about---I am actually familiar with the syndicate. Why are they called a computer group? What do they compute?
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                                              • MonkeyF0cker
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-12-07
                                                • 12144

                                                #24
                                                Yeah only one "computer group" can do it, Nicky. LOL. You're a fukkin moron.
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                                                • onthewhat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 05-14-08
                                                  • 15411

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                  NOBODY'S model moves with the market 100% of the time, genius. Get a clue.
                                                  Justin's numbers have been going the other way more than with him recently....

                                                  Get a clue, you can't predict this shit.
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                                                  • onthewhat
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 05-14-08
                                                    • 15411

                                                    #26
                                                    Hey Monkey I hope you bet huge on Magic series price...since it was WAY off...LOL

                                                    What a fukkin idiot...you have no credibility after that one...not like you did before though etiher...
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                                                    • MonkeyF0cker
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-12-07
                                                      • 12144

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                      Hey Monkey I hope you bet huge on Magic series price...since it was WAY off...LOL

                                                      What a fukkin idiot...you have no credibility after that one...not like you did before though etiher...
                                                      Really? One price moves a different direction and that means you have no credibility? Gawd... You're fukkin clueless, kid. Quit while you're behind.
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                                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-12-07
                                                        • 12144

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                        Justin's numbers have been going the other way more than with him recently....

                                                        Get a clue, you can't predict this shit.
                                                        Umm. Yes. You can. Justin is only one person. What percentage have moved against him, boy wonder?
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                                                        • Nicky Santoro
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-08-08
                                                          • 16103

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by InTheHole
                                                          Nicolas...this "computer group" you talk about---I am actually familiar with the syndicate. Why are they called a computer group? What do they compute?
                                                          Inner, i assume its because they use computers to find flaws in the lines.. inner, hang out with these guys.. these are the guys you want to be pals with, trust me.. if you can be their pal, you can be rich.. these are the guys you want to know in life.

                                                          they have the best info you can ever get in gambling.. i swear to GOD, back in the mid 90's, we had a group from Vegas.. the main guys name was Mitch.. we had 12 locals who had no clue.. Mitch would call and say only........ Celtics over 191 for as much as you can get.. by game time, it was 198.5.. we'd get 6 of those a night, and each day, 7-1, 6-2, 7-1, etc.. these games were gold.. we'd give him like 40k of it from our 12 outs.. and we'd keep some for ourselves.

                                                          Inner, try to become their friend.. they are the best friends you'll ever make.. they are GOLD..
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                                                          • Nicky Santoro
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 04-08-08
                                                            • 16103

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                            Hey Monkey I hope you bet huge on Magic series price...since it was WAY off...LOL

                                                            What a fukkin idiot...you have no credibility after that one...not like you did before though etiher...
                                                            that was your most accurate post in sbr history. he is indeed an idiot..

                                                            what a joke he is.. a fukkin know it all.. i still remember when i made that Lakers series price and i got it right on the money. it ate him up.. then he said how wrong i was cause his real line is +/-194 and that it woudl go way down. LOL LOL..

                                                            it ended up going 60 cents the other way.. LOL...

                                                            what a joke this guy is..
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                                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-12-07
                                                              • 12144

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by onthewhat
                                                              Hey Monkey I hope you bet huge on Magic series price...since it was WAY off...LOL

                                                              What a fukkin idiot...you have no credibility after that one...not like you did before though etiher...


                                                              Try that once. I suppose that lends no credibility either. It's certainly a lot less than you or Nicky have contributed, right?

                                                              Series prices are based on individual game prices, genius. You nor Nicky would know the first fukkin thing about how to calculate it. I said I based it on a Lakers home line of -4.5. I didn't look at the market. And your idol admitted that he guessed at the line.
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                                                              • MonkeyF0cker
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-12-07
                                                                • 12144

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                that was your most accurate post in sbr history. he is indeed an idiot..

                                                                what a joke he is.. a fukkin know it all.. i still remember when i made that Lakers series price and i got it right on the money. it ate him up.. then he said how wrong i was cause his real line is +/-194 and that it woudl go way down. LOL LOL..

                                                                it ended up going 60 cents the other way.. LOL...

                                                                what a joke this guy is..
                                                                I never said you were wrong about the line, moron.
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                                                                • VegasDave
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-03-07
                                                                  • 8056

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                  my god, so you still think you can hit over 53% consistently with all your great stats? man, i feel sorry for you dave.. actually, i don't.. i feel happy for you cause you dont bet real money on this cause if you did,then i'd feel sorry for you.
                                                                  No, I don't think I can hit over 53% with all my great stats. Probably never will.
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                                                                  • jellobiafra
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 03-08-09
                                                                    • 6291

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                    ... i still remember when i made that Lakers series price....
                                                                    You still remember? It was last week.

                                                                    Oh....the good old days.
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                                                                    • StyleQ
                                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                                      • 03-23-09
                                                                      • 208

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                                      Inner, i assume its because they use computers to find flaws in the lines.. inner, hang out with these guys.. these are the guys you want to be pals with, trust me.. if you can be their pal, you can be rich.. these are the guys you want to know in life.

                                                                      they have the best info you can ever get in gambling.. i swear to GOD, back in the mid 90's, we had a group from Vegas.. the main guys name was Mitch.. we had 12 locals who had no clue.. Mitch would call and say only........ Celtics over 191 for as much as you can get.. by game time, it was 198.5.. we'd get 6 of those a night, and each day, 7-1, 6-2, 7-1, etc.. these games were gold.. we'd give him like 40k of it from our 12 outs.. and we'd keep some for ourselves.

                                                                      Inner, try to become their friend.. they are the best friends you'll ever make.. they are GOLD..
                                                                      By no means am I trying to be a smart ass - but if you have contact with this guy then there is no reason why you would ever need to do anything else like this. So essentially, you are ssaying that you have contact with gentlemen like this right now and they form the basis of the picks you bet on?
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