Just got into it with some nasty bitch while surfing SBR

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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    Just got into it with some nasty bitch while surfing SBR
    So I'm at my hotel, and the wireless is not working, but they have a business center. So I came down here to get some things done, then catch up on the zoo here.

    They have 2 computers in here. Nobody here when I get in. Then another girl comes in and uses the other one. About 10 mins later, the front desk girl comes in and asks if we can limit computer time to 10 mins because ppl are waiting. We both say sure.

    So I finish up what I'm doing in about 5 mins, logoff and leave the center. Out in the lobby there is nobody. I look all around. So I figure if nobody is jumping on, I'll goof around here for awhile while Robyn is getting ready. If someone shows up at the door I'll get off.

    So I'm here for about 5 mins and this nasty English bitch starts to open the door. I immediatly go to close out for her, and she starts in on me.

    "Just so you know, you're both very uncool to hog these machines when other people are waiting for them."

    "Excuse me? I got off and looked around and nobody was there so I jumped back on. I'm logging off right now so you can get on."

    "No don't bother. You're quite rude and I just want you to know that."

    "OH really? Well fukk you bitch. I was going to let you on. Get the fukk out of here I'm sick of talking to you."


    Unreal.
  • wtf
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-22-08
    • 12983

    #2
    large and in charge? i bet she was
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    • Mudcat
      Restricted User
      • 07-21-05
      • 9287

      #3
      Sounds like a right twat.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        Did you have sex with her is the question.
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        • Matt Rain
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-13-07
          • 5001

          #5
          She's English, Bread - she was flirting with you. You were the Leo to her Kate. You blew it.

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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            No wtf, she was slender, but ugly as sin. I'm just pissed...I was even nice to her when she first started, stating I was getting off right now.

            Bitch don't scold me. Don't you know what Bread is capable of??
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              i knew she was damaged goods, fat or ugly or both
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              • Emily_Haines
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-09
                • 15917

                #8
                Should have shown the cvnt the back of your hand.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  I thought about hitting her, but I want to pop my "English Bitch Slapping" cherry for Tacomax in August.
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                  • Mudcat
                    Restricted User
                    • 07-21-05
                    • 9287

                    #10
                    Kinda reminds me of this Betty I encountered at a pool hall/bar. I was just playing my game and she was doing something in the vicinity and before I knew it, she was accusing me of waving my pool cue around her head dangerously.

                    I was like (a) if you feel threatened by these people playing pool at these pool tables which they rent, maybe you should do what you're doing - which does not require being near a pool table - which can in fact be done anywhere else in the world - maybe you should do it not so close to pool tables.

                    And (b) I don't wave my pool cue around. I hold it in my hand. The only time it is even mildly menacing might be my break and the only danger would be if you dove head-first onto my table at exactly the right moment when it was too late for me to hold back and you stuck your eye socket right where the cue ball is. Then my cue might do some damage.

                    So don't do that.

                    But otherwise fukk off Betty.
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                    • robzilla
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-25-07
                      • 3556

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bread
                      "OH really? Well fukk you bitch. I was going to let you on. Get the fukk out of here I'm sick of talking to you."

                      you shouldnt talk to your mom like that.
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                      • Matt Rain
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-13-07
                        • 5001

                        #12
                        It's like you guys don't know women at all. What do they need to do, pass out cards that read "I would like to have angry sex in the nearest men's bathroom. Follow my lead."?

                        I like me a mean bitch. Send 'em over next time.
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                        • BGS 9.5
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-10-08
                          • 4628

                          #13
                          lmao
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                          • Mudcat
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-21-05
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            It's long over-due that SBR opens a Matt Rain's Advice For The Lovelorn sub-forum.
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                            • The HG
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-01-06
                              • 3566

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Matt Rain
                              It's like you guys don't know women at all. What do they need to do, pass out cards that read "I would like to have angry sex in the nearest men's bathroom. Follow my lead."?

                              I like me a mean bitch. Send 'em over next time.
                              exactly, 100% accurate, was obvious to me when I read the story as well.

                              that's exactly what was going on there, guys really need to read the signs
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82907

                                #16
                                Be careful when using the internet at public spaces. Uncle Sam is watching your every move.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Women are fukin losers

                                  Throw them out of Country
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                                  • 20Four7
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 04-08-07
                                    • 6703

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                    Should have shown the cvnt the back of your hand.
                                    If Emily is really a chick, I'm starting to like her. Mind you I've not had much luck with Thunder Bay chicks.
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                                    • diogee
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-11-08
                                      • 19477

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                      Should have shown the cvnt the back of your hand.
                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                      I thought about hitting her, but I want to pop my "English Bitch Slapping" cherry for Tacomax in August.


                                      Bread you can't even browse the internet in peace without making enemies. She should have laid you out with a 2x4 imo.
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                                      • Mudcat
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 07-21-05
                                        • 9287

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 20Four7
                                        If Emily is really a chick

                                        A pretty big if in my estimation.
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                                        • Matt Rain
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-13-07
                                          • 5001

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mudcat
                                          It's long over-due that SBR opens a Matt Rain's Advice For The Lovelorn sub-forum.
                                          I've also got tips on the proper way to parry a bitchslap and how to negotiate an out-of-court settlement, for those occasional cases where things don't go quite as planned.
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                                          • bobbyfk
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-19-09
                                            • 15218

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Women are fukin losers

                                            Throw them out of Country
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