Me and my brother both have poker accounts, is there a way to cheat if were on the same table?
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im serious dude, we will know what cards we have so that will give us a slight edge i suppose...but im wondering if theres another schemeOriginally posted by bobbyfk
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If you enjoy having your account disabled and your funds confiscated, go for it.Comment -
Yea but how will they know?Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerComment -
You don't think they track to see if the same players sit at the same table all the time?Comment -
IP address. Theres lots of easy ways to cheat when having two users. For example, when one of you gets a great hand the other person mins raises to get more action on the table and then person with the legit hand then reraises and takes down a bigger pot or is set up. Its not easy to example through typing but theres literally millions of ways, think outside the boxOriginally posted by Pecos BillComment -
an easy way to lose both of your balances, I hate cheaters, dont recommend it.Comment -
Collusion when both players are in the same house, or have the same last name/location etc will not be hard to spot.
There ARE a lot of colluders on poker, but the big sites actually do a good job at catching the obvious ones.Comment -
lol we have the same last name on our accounts but different ip adresses.How long do you guys think we can cheat for till we get busted?...it seems like we can do this for a while since there are shit loads of players.Comment -
They have systems already set in. FTP doesn't even let the same IP addresses play on the same table in the first place.Comment -
Go shoot your brother then send his death certificate to the book and start using his account.Comment -
**** he shoulda registered w/ his wifes name, its way too obvious if someone checks it out.Comment -
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
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Just go to a casino and collude there, much tougher to stop (but you better have your signals TIGHT as ****) otherwise the boys you will take you and your brother out back and beat the shit out of you both with baseball bats until you are dead/dying and then bury you alive.
See this clip for a demonstration
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there is a easy way to cheat...but i will not explain how,dont wanna get banned...i bought into this book and, well, its very genuisComment -
The real clip to use here is from Rounders when they're at the cops' poker roomComment -
lol...online poker is easy to cheat at, maybe ill share it tomorrow gnightComment -
Online poker is full of cheaters. It's a matter of who's the best at cheating.
Cheating is easy, the tough part is not being enough of a dumbass to make yourself get caught. Here's a short list of rules.
1. Don't get greedy. Don't take all of the money. Lose some hands. Don't make it obvious what's going on.
2. Don't book tons of hours at this. It's easier to track, the more you play. Regulars get suspicious, bitch to the admins and then you're a target and it's game over.
3. Spread your play out amongst a bunch of sites. It might help people from becoming familiar with what you're doing because you won't always be playing under the same user names and poker sites.
4. Don't always sit down at the same table at the same time with your accomplice. Try to lag each other by at least 5 or 10 minutes, best would be a half hour to an hour. It'll still be fairly obvious what you guys are doing, but it might help give a little bit of misdirection. Best case scenario, let the best player of the two sit at the table for a half hour, scout it out and learn the table, then bring in "Mr. Macho", the accomplice who is super aggressive, except the hero gets involved when he's got the nuts and the suckers are stuck in the middle getting whipsawed. It's pretty easy and it just takes one good hand to parlay a major score. Cut & Run and count your winnings. DON"T GET GREEDY.
Cash out and continue the hit & run strategy.
Obviously, you can expand and expand as you gain experience. Remember you're not the only one out there doing this shit, so don't be surprised if you end up the one getting jacked once in a while.Comment -
The same way your cheating yourself out of a life!
You should be a pro.Comment -
Originally posted by Pecos Bill
That's called collusion you tw*t potato.Comment -
Poker is basically a cheaters game by definition. It's about lying about your cards, tricking your opponents, getting aggressive and basically taking your opponents' money. Don't tell me that this is some kind of gentleman's game. Don't get all high and mighty.
On the other hand, cheating online, you are running a risk of losing whatever money you are putting up. Just keep that in mind as well. It's still a gamble, just a different kind of gamble.Comment -
This is why I do not play online poker. I cant believe some of the ignoramuses that play for big money online
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