Attn: Bash attendees

[paco]

Since i will not be able to make it, can someone get batemanPatrick laid so he can stop being such a uptight, insecure b!tch? U will be doing all mankind a favor

[unde0087]

I just booked a hooker for him on Friday night

[jjgold]

Paco what type of car is that??

[paco]

I just booked a hooker for him on Friday night

I will be funding ur 5dimes account for ur generosity

[paco]

Paco what type of car is that??

99 Lexus sc400, last model

[unde0087]

paco, that is okay, it was a special buy one get one free so i am good

[Matt Rain]

There's no way Bateman is showing up at the bash. Way too insecure.

And I fully realize that he will challenge me to a $100,000 bet for that comment.

[paco]

paco, that is okay, it was a special buy one get one free so i am good