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  • Tsoprano
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-14-08
    • 26374

    #1
    People who believe in jinxes are fukking retarded
    Period.

    Bunch of mental midgets.

    There are millions of people rooting for both sides and guys on SBR think 1 poster can alter the outcome of an event by saying this or saying that.



    Grow up.



    (the only mushes I believe in is JJred, MushyLou, and DacBietViet )
  • Salcas
    SBR MVP
    • 01-24-08
    • 1211

    #2
    LOL sorry but I STRONGLY believe in jinxes ..I have my reasons
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      I agree t, bateman is looking around threads to see who's "jinxing" games
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      • BeatTheJerk
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-19-07
        • 31794

        #4
        What about Dac Tsop ? that guy consistently jinxes himself out of a win on a number of ocassions. Maybe he's just a sportsbetting cooler.
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        • Tsoprano
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-14-08
          • 26374

          #5
          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
          What about Dac Tsop ? that guy consistently jinxes himself out of a win on a number of ocassions. Maybe he's just a sportsbetting cooler.
          Read the last line of my post
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          • Nicky Santoro
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-08-08
            • 16103

            #6
            trust me.. jinxes do exist. everytime my GF walks into the living room, bad things happen. the second she leaves the room, good thing happen.i dont even allow her to come in the LR after 7pm. she is forbidden.. last week, she comes in to ask me a question.. hockey game was 0-0. i had washington.. she comes in for 1 min, pitt score 2 goals in under 1 min. she leaves, they never score again. If she calls me from work i dont answer.. last time i answered the phone, 4 homers in a span of 2 min by the other teams.. she really is a jinx..

            2 days ago, she broke the rule and came to LR to ask me something. i threw the remote at her, it missed her head by 2 inches. i dont fukkin care, she knows the rules. 4 days ago, she came in LR again, i tossed her across the room and threw her on the sofa.

            i dont want her around me when i am watching my games. she really is bad luck.. and jinxes do exist. trust me. and she is a jinx.
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            • dwaechte
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-27-07
              • 5481

              #7
              I thought anyone who talked about jinxes was doing it as a facade or a joke? Nobody actually TRULY believes in them do they?
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              • diogee
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-11-08
                • 19477

                #8
                motherf*ck T you just jinxed me. Unf*ckingreal.
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                • Bluehorseshoe
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-13-06
                  • 15018

                  #9
                  Here's the worst jinx you'll ever hear...."You're up 4 runs going into the ninth?......Don't sweat it. You got it."

                  I have gone after someone for doing that.
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                  • Nicky Santoro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-08-08
                    • 16103

                    #10
                    and dont ever write a game as a win on your paper till it's final. many times my team is up 6-1 in the 6th, and i write it as a W.. then 1 hr later, 7-6 final for other team.. now i got to scratch it off.. it's a total jinx to do this... do NOT do this.
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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                      trust me.. jinxes do exist. everytime my GF walks into the living room, bad things happen. the second she leaves the room, good thing happen.i dont even allow her to come in the LR after 7pm. she is forbidden.. last week, she comes in to ask me a question.. hockey game was 0-0. i had washington.. she comes in for 1 min, pitt score 2 goals in under 1 min. she leaves, they never score again. If she calls me from work i dont answer.. last time i answered the phone, 4 homers in a span of 2 min by the other teams.. she really is a jinx..

                      2 days ago, she broke the rule and came to LR to ask me something. i threw the remote at her, it missed her head by 2 inches. i dont fukkin care, she knows the rules. 4 days ago, she came in LR again, i tossed her across the room and threw her on the sofa.

                      i dont want her around me when i am watching my games. she really is bad luck.. and jinxes do exist. trust me. and she is a jinx.
                      Another classic Nicky post!
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Pro athletes believe in them, gamblers beleive in them, ect, ect

                        jinxes do exist Tony and some guys just cannot win like me. I am jinxed picking games, I might be a top ten sharp here but cannot win because of a jiinx.
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                        • BatemanPatrickl
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-21-07
                          • 18772

                          #13
                          Originally posted by paco
                          I agree t, bateman is looking around threads to see who's "jinxing" games
                          Nice avatar photo Paco. How pathetic is you standing in front of a 99 Lexus? Sad if you ask me. I bet the rims cost more than the car. Hey but at least you have a Lexus. Bottom line is you are a player. Keep that fake Rolex shined playa.

                          TSOP...Bookies who book and can't collect are retarded. So called sharps who bet on their favorite teams every time i.e the BOSTON CELTICS and NEW YORK YANKEES are retarded. Non vagina getting loners who sit in front of a computer all day are retarded.

                          Hope I am being clear...crystal...
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                          • Tsoprano
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 04-14-08
                            • 26374

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                            Nice avatar photo Paco. How pathetic is you standing in front of a 99 Lexus? Sad if you ask me. I bet the rims cost more than the car. Hey but at least you have a Lexus. Bottom line is you are a player. Keep that fake Rolex shined playa.

                            TSOP...Bookies who book and can't collect are retarded. So called sharps who bet on their favorite teams every time i.e the BOSTON CELTICS and NEW YORK YANKEES are retarded. Non vagina getting loners who sit in front of a computer all day are retarded.

                            Hope I am being clear...crystal...
                            I will say this, your chances of getting laid within the next 20 years is pretty jinxed you big bald dummy.

                            Go apologize some more in players talk ya fukkin loser.
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                            • paco
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-07-09
                              • 62873

                              #15
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                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-21-07
                                • 18772

                                #16
                                Originally posted by paco
                                I agree t, bateman is looking around threads to see who's "jinxing" games
                                Nice hood by the way. I am shocked nobody was robbed during the 10 seconds it took you to take the classic photo. K West called and wants his sweater back.
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                                • paco
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-07-09
                                  • 62873

                                  #17
                                  Hey bateman, im 1000% sure i got more action in my car then u did in ur own bed and i dont wear rolex, only movados
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                                  • Tsoprano
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 04-14-08
                                    • 26374

                                    #18
                                    How many times is Patrick going to use the "Bookie who can't collect" line?

                                    Lol, get some new phucking material pal.

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                                    • paco
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-07-09
                                      • 62873

                                      #19
                                      I thought he found sbr jesus?
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                                      • Tsoprano
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-14-08
                                        • 26374

                                        #20
                                        He has severe mood swings, Paco.

                                        He is a sexually frustrated, ugly, and overall a mid-aged failure. (Who lost his tart of a girlfriend btw)
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                                        • paco
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-07-09
                                          • 62873

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                          He has severe mood swings, Paco.

                                          He is a sexually frustrated, ugly, and overall a mid-age failure. (Who lost his girlfriend)
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                                          • BatemanPatrickl
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-21-07
                                            • 18772

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                            I will say this, your chances of getting laid within the next 20 years is pretty jinxed you big bald dummy.

                                            Go apologize some more in players talk ya fukkin loser.
                                            You talking about getting laid is like Paco picking winners. We all know they both don't happen.

                                            Big bald dummy. I will be in NJ in July. Put $50,000 the fact that I am bald.

                                            You are a degenerate gambling loser who posts about how he is so sad all the time. You practically beg the 3 women on SBR to talk to you.

                                            Fat slob.
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                                            • DwightShrute
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-17-09
                                              • 103752

                                              #23
                                              I never ever believed in jinxes and think it's idiotic to do so

                                              hope you didn't jinx me
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                He has severe mood swings, Paco.

                                                He is a sexually frustrated, ugly, and overall a mid-aged failure. (Who lost his tart of a girlfriend btw)
                                                Sexually frustrated? When was the last time you got laid?

                                                I lost my girlfriend? Funny because I just got a text from her; she must have broken up with me in the last 30 seconds.

                                                Ugly? Again if you think that photo is me, put some money down or shut the **** up.
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                                                • Tsoprano
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 04-14-08
                                                  • 26374

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                  You talking about getting laid is like Paco picking winners. We all know they both don't happen.

                                                  Big bald dummy. I will be in NJ in July. Put $50,000 the fact that I am bald.

                                                  You are a degenerate gambling loser who posts about how he is so sad all the time. You practically beg the 3 women on SBR to talk to you.

                                                  Fat slob.
                                                  Lol, I come here to gamble. You come here trying to bully people around on the internet.

                                                  I beg the 3 women on SBR to talk to me? You sure have some sense of humor for trying to be such a comedian.

                                                  Fat slob? Good one....
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                    Hey bateman, im 1000% sure i got more action in my car then u did in ur own bed and i dont wear rolex, only movados
                                                    You are a baller. You get action and also are stupid enough to pop out kids.

                                                    I have 2 Movados, 1 Tag and 1 Omega. What's your point?
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                                                    • Tsoprano
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 04-14-08
                                                      • 26374

                                                      #27
                                                      Patrick, go oil your head up ace. The big boys are gambling right now.
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                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                        • 18772

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                        Lol, I come here to gamble. You come here trying to bully people around on the internet.

                                                        I beg the 3 women on SBR to talk to me? You sure have some sense of humor for trying to be such a comedian.

                                                        Fat slob? Good one....
                                                        You come here to post losers and kill the loneliness in your life. I will bump the threads where you begged Teela to call you.
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                                                        • paco
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-07-09
                                                          • 62873

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                          You are a baller. You get action and also are stupid enough to pop out kids.

                                                          I have 2 Movados, 1 Tag and 1 Omega. What's your point?
                                                          But mine are real and my kid is the best that happened to me, i can lose all my bets but still consider mysrlf blessed and lucky
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                                                          • Tsoprano
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 04-14-08
                                                            • 26374

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                            You come here to post losers and kill the loneliness in your life. I will bump the threads where you begged Teela to call you.
                                                            Bump them all, we could use some laughs. It would be a breath of fresh air after reading your relentless attempts to nail a successful funny.
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                                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-21-07
                                                              • 18772

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                              Patrick, go oil your head up ace. The big boys are gambling right now.
                                                              Put $50,000 on it. I will be in NJ in July fat boy.

                                                              When was the last you got laid?
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                                                              • Tsoprano
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 04-14-08
                                                                • 26374

                                                                #32
                                                                I got laid a couple weeks ago actually.

                                                                You?
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                                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                                  • 18772

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by paco
                                                                  But mine are real and my kid is the best that happened to me, i can lose all my bets but still consider mysrlf blessed and lucky
                                                                  So are mine. So what is your point? My house is paid for in cash.

                                                                  Are you a home owner Paco?
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                                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                                    • 18772

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                                    I got laid a couple weeks ago actually.

                                                                    You?
                                                                    That is the biggest lie in SBR history. I have a girlfriend tough guy, think about it.
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                                                                    • Tsoprano
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 04-14-08
                                                                      • 26374

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Look at Patrick trying to throw jabs at people over the internet.



                                                                      "Is your house paid in cash?" -- LOL, you can't make this shit up.

                                                                      On a side note my apartment would squash your "house paid for in cash", value wise.
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