Who do you think "The Prick" really is?

jjgold · 12-05-06, 07:51 PM

Its SBR John, 100%

Someone from SBR told me 2 months ago.

imgv94 · 12-05-06, 07:52 PM

I was told the same exact thing.. It's pretty obvious the prick is a gimmick.. I used to believe it was Dozer..

bigboydan · 12-05-06, 07:59 PM

My guess is it's none of the above.

Lets look at this from a logical approach guys:

1.) I know it's not SBR_John, because the prick has actually has a better winning % than he does

2.) I know it can't be Bill or Sean, because those two guys are way too busy working for slave driver John in the office.

HAPPY BOY · 12-05-06, 08:00 PM

Terrance w. Prick , 2 years ago he went through a bad divorce. After failing to pay child support he fled Palo Alto and moved to costa rica where he became a sour overwieght degenerate drunk. Now he makes shitty picks for cris, gets sodimized on weekends and cant see his kids in the states. A real sad A-hole thats it no gimmick he is what he is. fvck him.

freebie · 12-06-06, 12:02 AM

it's SBR_John no doubt about it.

pags11 · 12-06-06, 06:13 AM

I think it's JJ...lol...

Willie Bee · 12-06-06, 09:30 AM

I think it's TGO

Sean · 12-06-06, 10:21 AM

http://www.beattheprick.com/PrickHistory.aspx

The Prick · 12-06-06, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by bigboydan

My guess is it's none of the above.

Lets look at this from a logical approach guys:

1.) I know it's not SBR_John, because the prick has actually has a better winning % than he does

2.) I know it can't be Bill or Sean, because those two guys are way too busy working for slave driver John in the office.

BGD, yer like fackin' Inspector Gadget. You been watchin' too much Blues Clues. WTF makes you think Bill or Sean do anything? Seriously, i'm gettin' all fogged up from yer interest, ladies, but this joint is gettin' a little too Sigfried & Roy for my taste.

Sam Odom · 12-06-06, 12:18 PM

Roberto

The Prick · 12-06-06, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Roberto

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, do I look like I wear a shirt made out of cheap-ass Italian restaurant table clothes every fackin' day?

Sam Odom · 12-06-06, 12:59 PM

Ok, you're not Roberto

Yoshi · 12-06-06, 01:12 PM

Maybe a dude from CRIS? Good thing they still beat him up when he lost thou ^^

The Prick · 12-06-06, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Its SBR John, 100%

Someone from SBR told me 2 months ago.

Hey, jj, wanna put a friendly dime or so on that prop?

Willie Bee · 12-06-06, 01:47 PM

Put me down for a dime as well.

Maybe it was one of Buddy Bear's secret committee that steered JJ wrong.

bigboydan · 12-06-06, 02:09 PM

For all you conspiracy theroy posters. Did you ever think it might just be me? ... I never played in this contest so maybe it is.

The Prick · 12-06-06, 03:08 PM

Dan, they finally got us sussed out! all these years i knew you were a prick. oh, sheeyit, my bad, not "a prick", The Prick? uhm, nope. My true identity is, as many of you already guessed, Elmer

aceking · 12-07-06, 01:18 PM

it should be the SBR intern , Rick .

Mudcat · 12-07-06, 01:46 PM

Whoever it is, he is paying more attention to the overall forum than I would guess from his posting. Every once in awhile he surprises me by making reference to some obscure forum drama or comment which has no relation to Beat The Prick.

I mean I know he posts now and then in random threads but The Prick is more all-seeing.

Either he is reading the forum and not posting, or reading and posting under another name.

I'm not picking up much in the way of clues from his writing style. It seems unique. If he is a creation of someone we know well, then they are dong a good job of keeping him distinct. Good work, I would say to the writer, if that's what's happening.

I wouldn't be surprised if he is just an on-his-own dude who is doing this gig. He browses the forum a bit and has a pretty good memory for little tidbits. That would be my bet.

Something else I am noticing more and more about The Prick: he's really not much of a prick at all. Behind the insults and trash-talk, he is pretty good natured. A prick with a heart of gold, if you will.

Sam Odom · 12-07-06, 01:55 PM

Could it be a far-off remote chance of being the one the only... JJ Gold ?

Sean · 12-07-06, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Could it be a far-off remote chance of being the one the only... JJ Gold ?

+5000

RickySteve · 12-07-06, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Sean

+5000

What's the takeback, and is my credit good?

jjgold · 12-07-06, 02:10 PM

IP of SBR John is 346.567.82

IP of Prick is 346.567.81

Location

Arlington , Texas

SBR John lives in Arlington North East of Forth Worth off Highway 360 by Joe Pool Lake. I think I just shut everyone up here. It is so easy for a $50 bill to get info like this.

Thanks guys in CR

Mudcat · 12-07-06, 02:33 PM

I do not buy that it is jjgold for a bunch of style-related reasons.

SBR_John would be my best bet if it has to be someone we know. John is much more business-like but he has occasional flashes of that colorful writing flair where The Prick lives.

But it's a stretch. They're very different. If that is you John, again I say, good work. Maybe you should try writing a novel or TV pilot or something. You have a talent for creating unique characters with unique dialogue and not wavering.

But I'm still betting on The Prick just being his own dude.

Dark Horse · 12-07-06, 02:46 PM

I agree. GREAT work, if that is you John!!

JJ, not ok to share other people's personal details online.

jjgold · 12-07-06, 02:47 PM

Only other people it might be are the tech clowns down in CR fukkin around out of boredom instead they should be working on SBR Odds and having the scores display right next to the teams instead on bottom like Don Best does. I swear these clowns would be working if I was down there.

Sean · 12-07-06, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Only other people it might be are the tech clowns down in CR fukkin around out of boredom instead they should be working on SBR Odds and having the scores display right next to the teams instead on bottom like Don Best does. I swear these clowns would be working if I was down there.

Come on down ... the door's open ... my office is upstairs ... I'll be waiting

compaqDikk · 12-07-06, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

IP of SBR John is 346.567.82

IP of Prick is 346.567.81

Location

Arlington , Texas

SBR John lives in Arlington North East of Forth Worth off Highway 360 by Joe Pool Lake. I think I just shut everyone up here. It is so easy for a $50 bill to get info like this.

Thanks guys in CR

Prick or SBRjohnny or whoever these guys are, have you been to Fantasy Ranch or Kings Korner off 360? i used to live in bedford midcities and had a VIP card and had 2 women on each arm at all times. i then started piggybacking off JJ's picks and got buried and now i'm behind a cubicle

Sean · 12-07-06, 03:04 PM

you DO realize that the post you just quoted is complete bull shit, right?

aceking · 12-07-06, 03:12 PM

Maybe SBR John has a split personality disorder (Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ) .

Every full moon this character Prick comes out and posts 4 losing picks .

jjgold · 12-07-06, 04:43 PM

My post is from a very good tech source in CR

Ganchrow · 12-07-06, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

IP of SBR John is 346.567.82

IP of Prick is 346.567.81

And JJ's IP address is 28⅓.

Willie Bee · 12-07-06, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

It is so easy for a $50 bill to get info like this.

Blow your nose on the next $50 you pull out, JJ. You'll get a lot more value out of a snotty Ulysses than the info you got this time.

SBR_John · 12-07-06, 04:58 PM

I actually wish I could be The Prick. What an easy scam he rolled into. Seriously, think about it. Guy is some washed up wiseguy that CRIS still likes cause he tells a half decent joke and wham-o, hes got a paying gig making picks.

He walks in the CRIS office and bear hugs the owners. WTF?!