Meet My Mom And Dad: Video

mathdotcom · 06-03-09, 03:55 PM

!!!!!!!!

pavyracer · 06-03-09, 03:56 PM

Why is your lovely mother not wearing a seat belt JJ? You drive like a maniac.

Emily_Haines · 06-03-09, 03:59 PM

I didn't think you could make a video without dropping the f-bomb let alone no swearing at all.

Nice job!

jjgold · 06-03-09, 04:00 PM

I could not curse for obvious reasons

mathdotcom · 06-03-09, 04:00 PM

Wow jj has a two women with him. Well done sir.

Who does your dad like tonight?

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:00 PM

NO WAY those were your parents.. i think there are your neighbors. no way you would show your real parents on vid..

are those jj's parents?

NO -240
YES +200

also, who was the young girl filming? jj, was that your new gf? we never saw her. she sounded sexy..

jj, why did you hide that girl..

great vid, jj..

buztah · 06-03-09, 04:01 PM

This video proves that JJ can turn on the charm at the drop of a phucken hat. He is the King!

jjgold · 06-03-09, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

NO WAY those were your parents.. i think there are your neighbors. no way you would show your real parents on vid..

are those jj's parents?

NO -240
YES +200

also, who was the young girl filming? jj, was that your new gf? we never saw her. she sounded sexy..

jj, why did you hide that girl..

great vid, jj..

Nicky do you miss anything?? How did you know there were young girls around?? Nicky how many young girls were there??

Nicky those were my parents, I did a few things to keep people guessing.

jjgold · 06-03-09, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by buztah

This video proves that JJ can turn on the charm at the drop of a phucken hat. He is the King!

Buzzy!!!!!!!!! Give us a winner!!

Buzzy I can turn the charm on when I need to

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:04 PM

there were 2 girls in the car.. one in front, one in back..that's what i heard. who were they jj? i think every poster here wants to know.. they sounded young and hot.

mathdotcom · 06-03-09, 04:04 PM

I'll take YES for a dime. Can't you see the resemblance?

SlickFazzer · 06-03-09, 04:05 PM

Gold, I can't fukkin figure you out....what the hell kind of operation you runnin?

whats with the HS chicks in your vehicle? they sounded hot, those jersey
accents give me a hard on.

onthewhat · 06-03-09, 04:05 PM

Is that Carol filming? Girls sounds fukkin hot!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

onthewhat · 06-03-09, 04:06 PM

LOL JJ asked to borrow 2 dimes when he was helping her out of the car

Matt Rain · 06-03-09, 04:07 PM

This could well be my favorite JJ video ever. The guy shows signs of being a proper human being. Unbelievable.

jjgold · 06-03-09, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

there were 2 girls in the car.. one in front, one in back..that's what i heard. who were they jj? i think every poster here wants to know.. they sounded young and hot.

Nicky 2 chicks, they did not want to be seen on camera, yes they were in the car

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:07 PM

you know why i say they're not his real parents.. you know what gave it away?

she's 85.. jj is 40 or 41, i forget.. if she is his mother, then she had JJ at 45 yrs old.. i don't think there are too many mothers, if any, that have kids at 45.. and he's 92..

unless........................unless.... ............jj has been lying to us about his age?.

maybe jj really isn't 40.. jj, have you been lying to us, buddy?. i figured your mother would be 66 on avg, not 85..

onthewhat · 06-03-09, 04:09 PM

Nicky who cares about Mrs. Corbin, who were those 2 broads in the car?????

Deuce · 06-03-09, 04:09 PM

I want to see the broad behind the camera. Make it happen, thanks ace.

Matt Rain · 06-03-09, 04:10 PM

That must've been Aunt Ruth.

jjgold · 06-03-09, 04:10 PM

Let me work on the broads, they work for me

I pay them to do nothing and just pal around with me

Young and hot

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Nicky who cares about Mrs. Corbin, who were those 2 broads in the car?????

you're right.. we want to see those broads, jj..

SlickFazzer · 06-03-09, 04:11 PM

they sound fukkin hot. pics needed JJ.

ijustwant2bpaid · 06-03-09, 04:17 PM

Seems like a very good lady but maybe you should be a little nicer to joe because he was hurrying with his cane but u were rushing the poor guy. Overall seems like a very nice family and its funny to hear you make a video without cursing. Nice job indeed though.

Bread · 06-03-09, 04:19 PM

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! HELP!!

robzilla · 06-03-09, 04:27 PM

Although this is awesome vid, it shouldnt be allowed in the contest.
Corbins mom has nothing to do with SBR or sports in general.

Salcas · 06-03-09, 04:38 PM

How can you guys deny her being JJs mother..I saw the resemblence instantly..looks just like you coach

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Salcas

How can you guys deny her being JJs mother..I saw the resemblence instantly..looks just like you coach

i agree, in that case, knowing JJ didn't lie about his age, and since there is not a good chance she had him at 45.. i am now convinced that she isn't realy 85 and no way his dad was 92. they both did not look their age.. so i say that jj just told them to say they are 85 and 92.. they look younger..

but wait a second, why would anyone raise their age for? don't make any sense. people usually say they're younger. i don't know anymore.. i am now confused.. jj, what is going on here? did your mom realy have you at 45? are those really your parents, jj?... are they really that age, cause they don't look 85 and 92.. jj, i need answers.

jj, what we really care the most here is when are we going to get to see those girls?

Brock Landers · 06-03-09, 04:48 PM

"what do you do for a job"

JJ "I don't work, I don't work"

LOL

raydog · 06-03-09, 04:50 PM

shit just keeps getting stranger around this guy. that girl kinda sounded like the Match.Com girl. nicky, you think that girl decided to meet jj to ride around?

G's pks · 06-03-09, 04:52 PM

"We got rules" >>>One bankwithdrawal a day!

Nicky Santoro · 06-03-09, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by raydog

shit just keeps getting stranger around this guy. that girl kinda sounded like the Match.Com girl. nicky, you think that girl decided to meet jj to ride around?

that's what we all want to know.. enquirer minds want to know.. i think that girl knew jj very well and knew his mother, too.. cause one of them was filming the whole time and they were both laughing all the time..

we want answers, jj.. and we want em now..

Deuce · 06-03-09, 04:59 PM

Broad is Match broad for sure. Nice work.

JJ looks 59 without a rug.

Bread · 06-03-09, 05:00 PM

I also did some quick math watching the video and thought the ages wouldn't work out, but now that I think about it....

Most people who have kids at an older age (45 and up) end up with semi-retarded children.

The puzzle is starting to come together.