Fvck you detox!

[Pecos Bill]

Don't ever, ever go to a 30-day detox program. They send you into this place to get healthy and rid your garbage pail of a body of all of the booze, drugs, and sludge you've filled it with and the entire time you're there everything that goes on only makes you want to use twice as bad.

The nurses are cunts, the food sucks (what the fvck kind of meal is spaghetti with no sauce...fvckin' seriously just cooked plain spaghetti on a plate), and you're surrounded by a bunch of strung out wackos and quack counselors. Some faggot yuppy told me I had to get on my knees and surrender, and I'm like, "look, buddy, the only way I'm blowing you is if you have a fvckin' eight ball waiting for me after you nut" This prick goes, "No, you must get on your knees and surrender to God to ask him to keep you away from a drink or a drug each day."

No thanks, pal. If i ever do quit, I'll do it cold turkey. Speaking of turkey, I would like a turkey sandwich...covered in Seagrams gin. fvck that guy and his homosexual voodoo cult. I'm never going to detox again.

[Flyers09]

i couldda told u this, i wa sin rehabd doing drugs....ppl snuck em all the time

[Richkas]

Went to a 30 day program in Elgin Illinois about 20 years ago. It didnt cost me a thing. My sister set it up when she was living in Chicago. Problem is, all the drug addicts from Chicago were in there because they dealt with people on welfare. It was also connected to a halfway house. So we had people fresh out of Joliet in there. Met a few friends that way that I still keep in touch with.

[betplom]

Went to a 30 day program in Elgin Illinois about 20 years ago. It didnt cost me a thing. My sister set it up when she was living in Chicago. Problem is, all the drug addicts from Chicago were in there because they dealt with people on welfare. It was also connected to a halfway house. So we had people fresh out of Joliet in there. Met a few friends that way that I still keep in touch with.

See, Richkas made the best of a bad situation, friends from Joliet?

I think many people will want to go to detox just for the chance at meeting good ole boys from the penitentiary.

[Mudcat]

I did in-patient rehab once, damn near 25 years ago. It didn't take - I was very young and still had some more partying to do. Fortunately I lived through that resumed partying. There were many instances where I might not have.

But I believe the rehab experience was valuable anyway. It planted a few seeds.

I know many people whose current cherished sobriety began with in-patient rehab.

The success of rehab depends on your attitude. If you are sincerely looking to change your life, it can be great and it can work. If you are defiant or in denial, it is unlikely to succeed then and there (although, as I say, seeds may be planted that may flower years or even decades later if you live).

[betplom]

fvck