Ever wish you could fast forward time?

Flyers09 · 06-03-09, 12:33 AM

no go back in time....to bout when i was 8

englishmike · 06-03-09, 12:34 AM

I'd like to go forward, right to the point where I'm walking out of divorce court.

Tsoprano · 06-03-09, 12:35 AM

EM, you having issues with the wife??

Flyers09 · 06-03-09, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

I'd like to go forward, right to the point where I'm walking out of divorce court.

fvck marriage

englishmike · 06-03-09, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

EM, you having issues with the wife??

The issue's resoved T, I fukin hate her.

Tsoprano · 06-03-09, 12:44 AM

What happened?? (if you don't mind me asking)

englishmike · 06-03-09, 12:53 AM

Nothing T, wives are just miserable, unreasonable human beings, you know this stuff pal.

Tsoprano · 06-03-09, 12:57 AM

Actually I don't know, but I do know hookers get cranky once the 60 minutes are up..

englishmike · 06-03-09, 12:59 AM

I remember getting a blo-job in Vegas a few years back and just couldn't *** and the more she said time was running out, the limper I got, was fukin embarassing son, had to finish myself off after she'd left.

Masu485 · 06-03-09, 12:59 AM

it's called sleep... 8hrs gone in a flash

Tsoprano · 06-03-09, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

I remember getting a blo-job in Vegas a few years back and just couldn't *** and the more she said time was running out, the limper I got, was fukin embarassing son, had to finish myself off after she'd left.

Unreal

I want to go to Vegas and fukk Sunny Lane.