Lost $6,000 on Saturday-Sunday
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no disrespect jj but why should anyone care?
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Rara lots of people care that is why I posted it. A lot of people want to know what I have to say.
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coach why'd you stop posting screenMoneyshots on your myspace acct? lots of people think you lack credibility.
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COMPAQ, please fill me in is that a picture of JJ on that link in the upper left hand corner? I hope so. This is what I would picture JJ to look like. You know sometimes you get an idea of what someone would look like and then you see that person and they look totaly different. No diappointment here folks if thats him. Im sorry I gotta say this link is a fvcking train wreck God could not put toghether so many fvcking wierd people, jesus christ what rock did all these cats crawl out of very disturbing.Originally posted by compaqDikk
P.S. JJ congrats on your Monday thru Friday, sorry about the weekend!Comment -
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happy ending, yes, that's him. i will post about 20 other pictures in this thread time permitting
i'm surprised most posters here don't have a clue who they are reading and talking to and dealing with, but other forums have a field day with his looks or lack thereof
hopefully JJ comes back as a troll with HolyBull's good looks and waistline in his next lifeComment -
thanks Compaq you know this almost rekindles my faith in God again, yes there is a God.
THE PENETRATOR, awesome ,fvcking classic, JJ just shot up a few notches in my book.Comment -
here's a rant he made a few years ago thread titled
TIRED OF GUYS TAKING JABS AT MY LOOKS
"Serioulsy I have had it!! I am trying to make a fukkin living betting sports and do not need all the Jay Leno's making fun of my looks. I might have to get xxxx involved and xxxxx posting my picture without permission is inexcusable. He will be dealt with later. Boys I do not poke fun at anyone looks here.
I was dealt a hand and I live with those looks. I in my own mind think I am handsome and having taking courses of positive re-enforcement to think it.
Boys a good motto to live by is........Yes You Can!!!!
I look in the mirror in the AM and say I am great looking (well the books say to do it) and it is working. I am starttng to get glances but some thick women lately.
Boys you can start by posting your name and apology here and state the reasons why you make fun of my looks.
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They should do a show and follow JJ around with a camera (ala THE OSBOURNES) I would watch that. I think it's quite possible SBR has a gem here with JJ. This guy is like a traffic accident you dont wanna look but you just cant help rubber necking. Thanks Compaq and JJ, you put a smile on my puss!
Hey JJ, whats up with the bad grammer, is that part of the whole schtick???????Comment -
one of the deli's in newark gave him these hats for being customer of the monthComment -
happy, coach was actually in talks with comedy central but turned it down to pursue gambling plus it would interfere with him being the world's #1 posterComment -
Wasting talent. Think he'd make more money as a comedian. I always said JJ was the next Andy Kauffman.Comment -
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ok so this is officially the funniest post i have ever read at SBR. that myspace profile is hilarious.Comment -
with Xmas coming up, lots of us are dealing with the ball not bouncing are way and are short on cash. nephews/neices are counting on good stuff
i've already saved 3 dimes practicing what coach preaches
tip 112: How to get 40% off on everything
"I never pay the full amount and get huge discounts on everything. I got myself a nice laptop valued at 1 Dime for $400 by telling the worker to smash the box and dent the edge of the laptop and when I bring it up to the cashier I cause a fukkin big stir and the manager basically gives it away.
Secondly needed a new power drill valued $600, all I did was open the box pretending to look at it and when no one was looking smashed the mother fukker on the ground and paid only $180 for it because it was damaged a little on the exterior.
I bought 20 Gallons of paint for a job I hustled up and again real simple young lads all I did was get a hammer from the next aisle and pound the sides of them and dented every one. I duked a worker so he did not say anything and he actually helped me!!
52" TV, Best Buy floor model, real easy, you go to the top right corner and tap it with a small hammer and it should crack. You really never view the top right anyway and then you tell them you want the floor model and pretend you do not see the crack at first and then go hay wire on them and get the huge discount.
45 Bags of cement, mini crow bar to each bag, I load them on the hand truck and I walk them to check out and the fukkin cement is going all over and the managers go fukkin crazy and tell me to stop and I play dumb and act it out and go "What?" and then I proceed to make an academy award acting scenario, kicking the bags and mumbling to myself about how I loaded all these bags and di not know they had holes in them....ect.... end of story got all the bags free!!!
One more my favorite, Costco soda, I dent the tops of some of the cans in each case by pounding them into the ground and get 40% off the 20 cases.
At times you will have to duke a kid that works there to watch for you and help you and other times its real easy because no one is around. Also be careful of the angles of the security cameras but in most cases they only look at them if theft is going on. Damaging good is real quick and not easy to pick up on a camera.
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lots of people care that you lose money??Originally posted by jjgold
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Yes Rara, currently bearding so people care.
Compactor stop posting my pictures please and stop stealing all my material or I will have a moderator ban your IP here and secondly if I make one call you will never be able to make a bet offshore again so I hope you have locals to play with.
Compactor back off now and remove all of my pictures.Comment -
JJ your wasting your time on this forum, get an agent and take it on the road. One question you haven't answered yet why the bad grammer on your my space page?????? are u trying to get the chicks to think your a poor dumb down and out guy with a good heart, you know for the sympathy fvckOriginally posted by jjgoldComment -
jj has a myspace page?...Comment -
Happy Boy I drink a lot of beer so it depends on when I post stuff on these boards, yesterday I had 20 beers but held it well. The class of 2007 had a xmas party and they invited me over. Happy Boy I was fukkin inches away from banging a HS girl (she was 18) but some other guy got her .
I just dont like compactor showing my picture all over to strangers. He fooled me way back to giving it to him because he said he cousin was interested in me and wanted a photo but he conned me and used it all over the forums and now everyone laughs at my looks. I think I am decent looking.Comment -
jj, girls don't care about your looks. They want a guy with $$ and a big weener.Comment -
Slash is it better to have a thick prick and but average size or a long skinny one? What do girls like better?
I have neither but just curious.
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"Happy Boy I was fukkin inches away from banging a HS girl (she was 18) but some other guy got her .
16 is not the new 18
they need to throw 2 ankle braces on you in case one falls apart. your fling with Elmer Fudge was the last strawComment -
Always nice to STICK IT TO THE MANWon $4,500 from Mon- Fri.................
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Sammy I have stuck many things pretty good, well rounded guy.Comment -
JJ leave the pics bro Im sure there are many guys here worst. You know Im a fan dude and enjoy reading your crap real and fiction. The most alarming thing on your site forget the pics of you and the supposed drunken induced poor grammer but who the fvck are all those other people on your sight dude? Its like the fvcking circus. I mean no disrespect if there friends of yours but you gotta admit some of those are freaks. I dont mean like get drunk and stick a candle stick up your ass freaks I mean Jo Jo the circus boy, pinhead , and the bearded lady kind. I swear to god u should dress as a ring leader and invite these people to a "say Dr Phil house or big brother house type of setting were the camera is on for a few weeks and you would have a show. I urge all SBR members to link to that sight of yours it is your all time best work bar none congrats bro you made my night yesterday. By the way do you know the red head whose bent over with her jugs hanging that is one HOT piece of culo (ass for my non bilingual bros)
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Originally posted by jjgold
"Long and thin gets it in , but short and thick does the trick"
I think thick and long is their preference JJ, but also I found out this morning, shape and aesthetics is important also as I was told it's not just my size but it's a handsome cock.
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Punchmaster, forget about dicks. have u seen the my space page or not?Comment -
Yeh guy I was fukkin around with my pecker this AM in the shower and picked up a trick from a porn guy. I shaved it. All I did was get it erect and then got the shaving cream out and razor. I cut it up pretty good though so lots of scars and hopefully they will go away. I like the smooth look now and it is in.Comment -
JJ answer my question GOD DAMN IT, do u know the red head personally si o no?????????????????Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
Yes HB, I assume it's a joke - how could you prove that's JJ and why does he not mention anything about sportsgambling and that long list of comments from friends is sick!!!Comment -
that is JJ its got to be JJ, yes I too found it a bit odd he made no mention of his gambling but but its got to be him. God please say it is him no one can be that guy but JJ. if its not you JJ I will be very pissed off I will hate all those who made me believe it was so and Ill get so pissed Im gonna bitch slap my old lady, not buy my mom a xmas gift kick Georgia my english bulldog and paint my nutt sack candy apple read. Fvck it man u cant trust anything or anyone in this god forsaken hell hole!!!!
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Hold on here, the guy on my space is me but someone else is writing that stuff, I am confused here. How did they get my picture?Comment -
I sold the pic on the black market to some Asian guy for $500. i'm making a mint off JJComment
