Do you think Susan Boyle has male groupies that will overlook her looks for $$$ ?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Do you think Susan Boyle has male groupies that will overlook her looks for $$$ ?
    How in the hell do you have a nervous breakdown when you are on the cusp of making out like a bandit like Susan Boyle?Who cares that the media is saying you have the world's biggest unibrow or that you came in 2nd in a rigged talent contest.Geesh lady,strike while the iron is hot and go to the recording studio and cut about 300 cover songs that every recording artist in the history of selling tapes,records and cd's has sung.Make an absolute ton of money and then go back to your thatched roof cottage with your cats and turn back into a shutin.

    That said,would anyone here get married to her for the money?Do you think there are stage door Johnny guys fighting over her attention when she leaves the tv studio?It's tough out there on the streets to make a living,a guy can do pretty well for himself being a Susan Boyle gigolo.Maybe JJ could undertake that lucrative endeavor.She's still a virgin so JJ wouldn't hurt her.hehe!
  • The General
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-10-05
    • 13279

    #2
    We have to love her for her heart and not her looks. My girlfriend weighs in at 300 lbs, but I love her for her heart and kindness.
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    • BrentCrude
      SBR MVP
      • 11-16-05
      • 4665

      #3
      Left this one out.Does anyone know of anyone that has CD and cassette boxes full of as seen and advertised on tv music?Slim Whitman,Boxcar Willie,Yahni,Zamhyre and his pan flute.yada,yada yada etc.etc.My dad is like that and it's pretty damn embarrassing.Welcome Susan Boyle to the roster! Is it my imagination or has every person in the history of entertainment sang The Green Green Grass of Home?

      No broad having an orgasm can hit the high note like Slim Whitman singing Poloma Blanca.
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      • bluefish
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 04-13-09
        • 917

        #4
        Originally posted by The General
        We have to love her for her heart and not her looks. My girlfriend weighs in at 300 lbs, but I love her for her heart and kindness.

        sure, she must be loaded. I'm not talking potato skins either.
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        • twister
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-09-08
          • 405

          #5
          She is so goddamn ugly.

          I just don't see how it would be possible to obtain a boner, let alone actually insert it into her.

          Thing is, aside from being ugly, she doesn't even have the decency to try. At least be hygenic, clip your toenails, pluck your unibrow, go get your hair done, make-up etc.
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          • BrentCrude
            SBR MVP
            • 11-16-05
            • 4665

            #6
            I have a hunch that Susan has a humongous beaver pelt by the looks of her unibrow.Doug Stanhope the comedian at the SBR bash talked about the beaver pelt fetish with some guys.
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            • SCRAGGS
              SBR MVP
              • 05-21-09
              • 1969

              #7
              her pussy looks like a burned grill cheese sandwich.
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                i read there are actually a list of those british louts lining up to date this pig

                your right she should seize her fifteen minutes, there are a long line of women who can sing, vast majority of them are presentable
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