Are jockeys real people?

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Are jockeys real people?
    I just saw a show on I think, Animal Planet that goes through the lives of professional horse jockeys. These people are fvcking weird looking. What the hell would you categorize them?

    They don't look like normal humans, since they are smaller and look like something out of The Lord of the Rings. They are barely too tall to be considered Midgets, plus they don't have the awesome sausage fingers.

    What would you categorize these things?

  • byronbb
    SBR MVP
    • 11-13-08
    • 3067

    #2
    Asian?
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    • Flyers09
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      • 04-13-09
      • 3666

      #3
      asian/rican

      both of them nationalitys tend to be small...
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      • Pecos Bill
        SBR MVP
        • 05-27-09
        • 1958

        #4
        Originally posted by Flyers09
        asian/rican

        both of them nationalitys tend to be small...

        I think Jockeys are the NEXT level of human evolution.

        i mean time breeds complexity for lesser space... Basically more energy for less space...You see, unlike midgets, who often carry physical limitations, these things are normally proportioned "people", just on a smaller scale.

        These are small people with the same complexity level as us making them one level higher than normal humans.
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        • ijustwant2bpaid
          Restricted User
          • 11-11-08
          • 3706

          #5
          is that your father, you guys look the same.
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          • englishmike
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-19-08
            • 5279

            #6
            Depends if they win, if they do they're real people.

            If they lose they're cunts.
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            • Mudcat
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              • 07-21-05
              • 9287

              #7
              Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
              is that your father, you guys look the same.

              LOL! Now that you mention it . . .
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              • AMBlai01
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-16-08
                • 5882

                #8
                Dude looks just like you!
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                • Pecos Bill
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-27-09
                  • 1958

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                  Dude looks just like you!
                  Oh shit!
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