Headed to South Africa for a few weeks fellas

[Chi_archie]

Haven't missed a log in day for about 8 years...

So don't be worried, if I disappear.

I'll take any travel recommendations for Cape Town and Kruger National Forest for those with any experience!

[Eddy Munny]

Don't forget to pack your great-white repellent.

Nothing ruins a picnic like ravenous sharks stealing your ham sandwich from right under your nose.

[Chi_archie]

too cold to go in water there

its winter anyways highs of 60's if we are lucky

[19th Hole]

Have a great trip Chi!!
Ring up Dave Chappelle for some lodging tips.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g312618-Kruger_National_Park-Hotels.html

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[jtoler]

A friend just showed me vids of her friend there yesterday, her friend was walking with and petting lions on a dirt road somewhere, the chick showing me the vids called them tigers, she had no clue they were lions lol.

[jjgold]

I wouldn't go there if you paid me

[TheLock]

Outstanding, Archibald!

It's on my bucket list. My first serious girlfriend was born in Cape Town. How about that for a factoid!

Be safe and enjoy enjoy enjoy.

[unde0087]

Chi, are you going on your Mormon mission?

[funnyb25]

He already gone...

BOL

[Shute]

Get your vaccines for malaria, typhoid fever, tuberculosis, tetanus, hepatitis, etc.

[funnyb25]

Give Ernie Els a hug for me

[funnyb25]

Give Ernie Els a hug for me

Louis Oosthuizen too

BOL

[manny24]

who will feed the chickens?

[Chi_archie]

He already gone...

BOL

nope don't leave until tonight

the travel is gonna be a bitch... leave Chicago late Saturday and arrive in Capetown Monday morning their time

layover in Frankfurt

[slayer14]

Business or pleasure trip chi

[no1here]

be careful of the sun, it will burn you real bad
if going to casino in Johannesburg be sure to have the buffet there, croc is delicious.

[Chi_archie]

Business or pleasure trip chi

all pleasure

wife's work has a satelite office there, if she goes there to visit one day and does some social media stuff with snap chat glasses or something weird for an hr she gets to count that as a working day and not use a vaca day.


this travel will not be pleasure 9 hrs on a plane, 8 hr layover 12 hrs on a plane..

also not looking forward to driving rental car stick shift on wrong side of road while sleep deprived

[packerd_00]

Do they got those massive Crocodiles over in South Africa.

[manny24]

TIA

[DwightShrute]

good luck. Be safe. I have friends that just came back from there. They loved it.

[Auto Donk]

South Africa????

is this my cue to tell a few stories about the wild'-ass babe I nailed for a few months from johannesburg????

pull up a chair, archie

[KVB]

[captrobey]

Do not forget to tell Bongo some jokes. He likes Jokes.

[packerd_00]

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I wouldn't go there if you paid me

Who u kidding? You'd take $$ to suck a cawk.

[Chi_archie]

South Africa????

is this my cue to tell a few stories about the wild'-ass babe I nailed for a few months from johannesburg????

pull up a chair, archie

of course

just type..

That reminds me of the time.......

I should have posted this in the saloon, but crossed up.

Donker, take us to the saloon with your magic saloon summoning touch

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Have a great trip, Arch.

Post some babe pictures.

[RudyRuetigger]

will you be playing at 5dimes?

[Chi_archie]

will you be playing at 5dimes?

No

hardest part done. Dropped my dog off with my buddy and his two best dog friends.

first time he won't be sleeping next to me since we got him 20 months ago.

3rd hardest part will be traveling to South Africa starting with an Uber at 7:30pm Ending when we part our rental car at the air BNB in Camps Bay, Cape Town about 3pm South Africa time on Monday.

first hardest part will be coming home. all those airports and airplanes better have wifi so I can gamble in the SBR Casino

[RudyRuetigger]

archie drink a few beers before posting if you want to be a comedian

because to be frank well I read all that and all I got for a punch line was piss in my face

I have a headache after reading all that

[manny24]

showers very refreshing in South Africa

[El Nino]

Don't drink the water...it gives you AIDS

[lakerboy]

Very nice place. My buddy went many times and he had nothing but good things to say

[thechaoz]

The world is pretty overrated Imo

[19th Hole]

Give Ernie Els a hug for me

Louis Oosthuizen tooBOL

Don't forget to pop in on The Back Knight, Mr. Fitness...Gary Player.
Life lessons.