SBR May Poster Awards, Rookie Poster, Gambling Poster, Entertaining Poster

pimike · 05-30-09, 01:30 AM

Congrats to all

Chi_archie · 05-30-09, 01:34 AM

I called Paco...... kid has a bright future

you guys are all great... I never got my gear from last month i think the crips stole it

Nicky Santoro · 05-30-09, 01:36 AM

even though i have no authority to do it.. i am firing Genny from this position.. how can you give a posting award of the month to 2 guys we have never heard of.. i have never seen these 2 in players talk.. 2 guys post in another forum and about tennis, which only a total of 4 sbr posters even care about tennis and you give it to these 2??

how can you not give it to brock landers?? are you nuts?? brock landers has owned sbr now for the last 6 weeks.. he didn't lose one game in alll of may.. posted winners after winners, beat tony in a contest after tony called him out.. he even knew a game would go over 9.5 in cin, don't ask me how... everyone doubted him and he proved everyone he is indeed a professional gambler.. he even made some good threads, made a few vids, too, and you don't give it to him. instead you give it to 2 guys we never heard of who are nver here??

any award that does not have brock landers' name on it shouldn't count.

brock landers should have ran away with this award this month..

boooooooooooooooooo.. boooooooooooooooooooooooo.. booooooooooooooooooooooo

Tsoprano · 05-30-09, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

beat tony in a contest after tony called him out..

The contest didn't end you fukk

And JJ brought up that we should have a contest, but i'll still beat him.

RogueJuror · 05-30-09, 01:42 AM

where's the video? so anti-climatic

The General · 05-30-09, 01:46 AM

Who had the better month?

SBR Posters winning these awards for May

Indianapolis 500 champion Helio Castroneves

Calvin Borel winning Oaks, Derby & Preakness

Tony Stewart winning the $1,000,000 NASCAR All Star Race

NICKY for firing me

Good company.

Willie Bee · 05-30-09, 07:00 AM

Congrats to the winners. Have heard from Staco, and once I get the info from the other three I'll head to the post office to get the goodies in the mail. Arch, sorry you didn't get the last stuff, will try to make sure you get this.

Nicky, the better question is how can someone such as yourself claim to be up on the going-on's here at SBR and NOT have heard of either EaglesPhan or Stacocakes?

jjgold · 05-30-09, 07:04 AM

Congrats guys

Paco has a bright future here

Chi_archie · 05-30-09, 09:24 AM

Nicky only reads the big long threads in players talk posted by people he knows.... he has player talk social anxiety I think, and is afraid to go out of his comfort zone here

Fishhead · 05-30-09, 09:50 AM

Congrats to all.........

but Landers not winning handicapper of the month.........

Mudcat · 05-30-09, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by The General

Gambling Poster(s) of May: EaglesPhan36 & StacoCakes

Come on now. Co-winners? Make a call people.

Nicky Santoro · 05-30-09, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Nicky, the better question is how can someone such as yourself claim to be up on the going-on's here at SBR and NOT have heard of either EaglesPhan or Stacocakes?

wilbert, i have never gone to another forum besides players talk.i'm sure i am not the only one too.. there's enough to read here.. i can barely keep up here..

genny, as for you..

Willie Bee · 05-30-09, 10:22 AM

The thing is Nicky, both Staco and EP have had threads in Players Talk. I'm also sure you're not the only one who never ventures out to the other forums. But that doesn't mean these recognitions are ONLY going to be for posts or threads in PT.

pavyracer · 05-30-09, 10:25 AM

Can't believe Richkas or Shortstop didn't win any awards being #1 & #2 in Best Bet Thread. This is a travesty.

Nicky Santoro · 05-30-09, 10:27 AM

willie, it has to be ONLY PT because you are awarding an award here at PT.. if you awarded this award at another forum, then i'd understand.. but an award posted here, should be by a guy that posts here regularly..

If those guys dominated the private zone, then they should be awarded best posters in the PZ, not PT..

dont give awards out here at PT to guys who had 3 posts in PT all month..

anwyays, you heard the Donald.. he has spoken.. too late now.. Genny has been fired..

Willie Bee · 05-30-09, 10:28 AM

Sure thing Nicky, we'll get right on it. God bless.

Bread · 05-30-09, 10:41 AM

Nicky makes a good point. I think you guys should consider adding an award for the poster who makes the greatest contributions in Private Zone each month.

It really is a beautiful art form going on down there.

Good day.

Bread · 05-30-09, 10:42 AM

PS...In case you want to get this started immediately, my nomination goes to Mudcat.

His "Little Things" thread makes for great post-masturbation reading material.

Nicky Santoro · 05-30-09, 10:43 AM

picture the awards here are like baseball awards.

baseball doesnt hand out 1 award only.

for each position, there is an award for gold glove.

gold glove winner for 1st base, then 2nd base, then right field..etc......

9 diff awards, not just 1 gold glove to the best fielder in baseball.. you see my point..

9 awards for 9 diff positions.. 9 sbr awards for 9 diff forums.. we are here at PT... so an award for PT..

that's it.. i have said what i had to say.

oh and btw genny, in case you still don't know..

Mudcat · 05-30-09, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Bread

PS...In case you want to get this started immediately, my nomination goes to Mudcat.

His "Little Things" thread makes for great post-masturbation reading material.

You like me!

You really like me!

BGS 9.5 · 05-30-09, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Nicky makes a good point. I think you guys should consider adding an award for the poster who makes the greatest contributions in Private Zone each month.

It really is a beautiful art form going on down there.

Good day.

Bread, wtf is up with that avatar? I think I recognize the bottom beast, but who is the one up top?

daggerkobe · 05-30-09, 10:51 AM

Congrats SBR.

You've now officially surpassed EOG as the tackiest forum.

Bread · 05-30-09, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by BGS 9.5

Bread, wtf is up with that avatar? I think I recognize the bottom beast, but who is the one up top?

Those are a couple of baseborn swines that my buddy Shantystar red peppered my anus with a few months ago.

So darn cute, that I just can't get rid of 'em!

paco · 05-30-09, 11:36 AM

Thank u for the rookie award all. This really makes me happy. This is my first forum i have actually joined. Now i finally found a place to talk sports, chix, gambling and all random stuff i have on my mind with people of same interests as me. I plan on a bright future here and extremely solid postings in the future. Thanks again

Bread · 05-30-09, 11:45 AM

Paco just remember - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

Willie Bee · 05-30-09, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Congrats SBR.

You've now officially surpassed EOG as the tackiest forum.

Thanks Dagger, we certainly couldn't have done it without you.

daggerkobe · 05-30-09, 01:39 PM

Hmmmm.

I was so sure paying Jj to post non-sense everyday and hiring his BFF Popeye to "cap" a gay karoke (stealing picks from dialidol, actually were what constituted tacky but apparent WB thinks posting winners for over a year makes the forum tacky.

Not really surprised by his response since SBR has gone south ever since he started "leading."

Chi_archie · 05-30-09, 02:08 PM

If I thought a place was tacky I wouldn't spend my time there.... unless I had an inordinate amount of self-loathing

Bread · 05-30-09, 02:18 PM

Waitaminute! I should've been stealing picks from dialidol?? Dammit! Had I listened to them I would've been writing about Kris Allen winning, instead of the gayboy.

Damn my ballsssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lookin out DK. Thx player.

daggerkobe · 05-30-09, 02:22 PM

Right on cue, a brown-noser appears to defend his suga-daddy, I mean friend. Just not the one I was expecting tho.

I was posting here long before it got tacky. Stayed and helped build it back up after the mass exodus to EOG led by mofofag. You OTOH are nothing but a paycheck jockey. As soon as those SBR checks stop coming you will jump ship like every other unemployed hack looking for posting jobs elsewhere.

jjgold · 05-30-09, 02:32 PM

It is very hard to actually give awards. It really just spurs good debates.

Paco did really deserve rookie poster of the month, guy is good and contributes a lot.

Bread · 05-30-09, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

Right on cue, a brown-noser appears to defend his suga-daddy, I mean friend. Just not the one I was expecting tho.

I was posting here long before it got tacky. Stayed and helped build it back up after the mass exodus to EOG led by mofofag. You OTOH are nothing but a paycheck jockey. As soon as those SBR checks stop coming you will jump ship like every other unemployed hack looking for posting jobs elsewhere.

You are a great man DK. Now go brush your nasty grill

daggerkobe · 05-30-09, 03:10 PM

Whats that brown stuff on your bloated face, Popeye?

Oh, the Dirty Sanchez WB gives you on a nightly basis.

Mudcat · 05-30-09, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

I was posting here long before it got tacky. Stayed and helped build it back up after the mass exodus to EOG led by mofofag.

First I took a mouthful of water, then I read that, then I scratched my head, then I checked your join date, then I almost sprayed the water out my nose.

I'm sorry. I agree the forum is pretty tacky and many other adjectives. But just the whole concept of being a trailblazing, forum-shaping pioneer since all the long way back to 03/08 got me.