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  • onthewhat
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    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #1
    Fishhead: What is your roulette strategy?
    Played roulette at the Horseshoe tonight, won a little bit. Just wondering what your strategy is at that game if you play?
  • pimike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-23-08
    • 37140

    #2
    Just bet red or black and roll with it. Only chance you have with it.
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    • Fishhead
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-11-05
      • 40179

      #3
      There are only two ways to beat roulette(that I know of).

      1. Find a wheel that is out of whack or tainted in some way.(good luck)

      2. Using matchplay coupons
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      • Casperwaits
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-06
        • 5042

        #4
        Here is the best way to not lose at craps.

        1. Walk up to a Roulette table
        2. Curse at the Asian lady standing there
        3. Go play craps.

        WORST table game in the casino. You are better off betting the Washington Nationals every night.
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #5
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          • pimike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-23-08
            • 37140

            #6
            Originally posted by Casperwaits
            Here is the best way to not lose at craps.

            1. Walk up to a Roulette table
            2. Curse at the Asian lady standing there
            3. Go play craps.

            WORST table game in the casino. You are better off betting the Washington Nationals every night.


            That is good
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            • Pecos Bill
              SBR MVP
              • 05-27-09
              • 1958

              #7
              Do you people ever consider working for a living?..or is that totally out of the question.
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              • Fishhead
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-11-05
                • 40179

                #8
                Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                Do you people ever consider working for a living?..or is that totally out of the question.

                Worked in the business(casino) for 10 years...........that's was enough to qualify for social security benefits.

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                • pimike
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-23-08
                  • 37140

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                  Do you people ever consider working for a living?..or is that totally out of the question.
                  Why should we when we have threads about showers to worry about

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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Roulette is very beatable with no table limits

                    The martingale system is unflawed and 100% full proof only if the table has no limits.
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                    • Fishhead
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 08-11-05
                      • 40179

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Roulette is very beatable with no table limits

                      The martingale system is unflawed and 100% full proof only if the table has no limits.
                      .......and one has a BR of at least 3,000,000,000,000.
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Roulette is very beatable with no table limits

                        The martingale system is unflawed and 100% full proof only if the table has no limits.



                        i love to go to the roulette tables just to see these chinamen looking at the board and then saying, look, 4 straight reds have come up, bet the black now, it's due.. lol

                        these guys really think that by tracking each spin, they have an advantage.. they don't realize the house has a 5.26% edge still.. in sports, when you lay -110, the house has a 4.54% edge.. that means roulette is way worse than sports and they lose it faster cause in sports, it's a few hrs a night with a few games.. but roulette, it's a spin every 45 seconds.. ouch.. so if they hang out there for 11 hrs, it's like betting on hundreds of games a night, it's similar to betting almost 1,000 games a day, laying well over -110.. lol lol

                        i feel sorry for people that are hooked on this game. they have ZERO chance of not going broke.
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                        • Fishhead
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 08-11-05
                          • 40179

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro



                          i love to go to the roulette tables just to see these chinamen looking at the board and then saying, look, 4 straight reds have come up, bet the black now, it's due.. lol

                          these guys really think that by tracking each spin, they have an advantage.. they don't realize the house has a 5.26% edge still.. in sports, when you lay -110, the house has a 4.54% edge.. that means roulette is way worse than sports and they lose it faster cause in sports, it's a few hrs a night with a few games.. but roulette, it's a spin every 45 seconds.. ouch.. so if they hang out there for 11 hrs, it's like betting on hundreds of games a night laying well over -110.. lol lol

                          i feel sorry for people that are hooked on this game. they have ZERO chance of not going broke.

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                          • sofos
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 04-28-07
                            • 107

                            #14
                            As has already been explained betting the roulette means you have a 4.5% disadvantage. So, don't bet the roulette. If somehow you must play the roulette and you have X dollars you want to throw away the best way to bet it is bet all of it in one time. This way you minimise your disadvantage. I think this is the least stupid way to play anything where the odds are against you.
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                            • onthewhat
                              Restricted User
                              • 05-14-08
                              • 15411

                              #15
                              I didn't know roulette had the worst odds.

                              What is the best game to play for a guy like me who gets no comps?
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                              • RogueJuror
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-08-08
                                • 10010

                                #16
                                Originally posted by onthewhat
                                I didn't know roulette had the worst odds.

                                What is the best game to play for a guy like me who gets no comps?
                                Nintendo DS

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                                • Nicky Santoro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by onthewhat
                                  What is the best game to play for a guy like me who gets no comps?
                                  NONE

                                  stay away from the casino. they all have -ev odds.. some lower than others, like craps, baccarat, etc.. but it won't make a difference, it will just take you a tad longer to lose it.. but you will lose it at the end..

                                  don't even go near those casinos, onner. if you do want to go to kill time there, do NOT bring any cash with you..
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                                  • InTheHole
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-28-08
                                    • 15243

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fishhead
                                    There are only two ways to beat roulette(that I know of).

                                    1. Find a wheel that is out of whack or tainted in some way.(good luck)

                                    2. Using matchplay coupons
                                    All wheels are biased and if you can smuggle sophisticated equipment into the casino (to run the programs and do the calculations as well as monitor movement of the physical table (day to day) an edge can definetely be found and exploited....its been done in the past.
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                                    • onthewhat
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 05-14-08
                                      • 15411

                                      #19
                                      LOL rogie

                                      I need gambling action

                                      How is video poker?
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                                      • onthewhat
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 05-14-08
                                        • 15411

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                        NONE

                                        stay away from the casino. they all have -ev odds.. some lower than others, like craps, baccarat, etc.. but it won't make a difference, it will just take you a tad longer to lose it.. but you will lose it at the end..

                                        don't even go near those casinos, onner. if you do want to go to kill time there, do NOT bring any cash with you..
                                        nicky me and my friends go about once a week...

                                        nicky half the time i go i say i am not betting and i fall into peer pressure, or i see them covering the roulette table with 100s of fukkin chips and im in on the 3rd spin...or i see the dealer bust 3x in a row and i buy in at blackjack...

                                        nicky i need my action, i dont care if they got the edge, you think i care if i lose? nicky i need my action pal...
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                                        • Nicky Santoro
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-08-08
                                          • 16103

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by onthewhat
                                          nicky me and my friends go about once a week...

                                          nicky half the time i go i say i am not betting and i fall into peer pressure, or i see them covering the roulette table with 100s of fukkin chips and im in on the 3rd spin...or i see the dealer bust 3x in a row and i buy in at blackjack...

                                          nicky i need my action, i dont care if they got the edge, you think i care if i lose? nicky i need my action pal...
                                          i hear ya.


                                          but then you're like me.. when you do play and you walk out losing 80 bucks, you spend your whole time in the car on the way home saying,.. why the fukk did i gamble for? why do i gamble there for? you can't win.. am i stupid or what? that's it.. i am NEVER again going to gamble in that fukkin casino.. next time, i am not going to gamble..

                                          and then you're there the following week, and you are digging into your pockets for cash to gamble.
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                                          • onthewhat
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 05-14-08
                                            • 15411

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                            i hear ya.


                                            but then you're like me.. when you do play and you walk out losing 80 bucks, you spend your whole time in the car on the way home saying,.. why the fukk did i gamble for? why do i gamble there for? you can't win.. am i stupid or what? that's it.. i am NEVER again going to gamble in that fukkin casino.. next time, i am not going to gamble..

                                            and then you're there the following week, and you are digging into your pockets for cash to gamble.
                                            every fukkin time
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                                            • InTheHole
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 04-28-08
                                              • 15243

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro



                                              i love to go to the roulette tables just to see these chinamen looking at the board and then saying, look, 4 straight reds have come up, bet the black now, it's due.. lol

                                              these guys really think that by tracking each spin, they have an advantage.. they don't realize the house has a 5.26% edge still.. in sports, when you lay -110, the house has a 4.54% edge.. that means roulette is way worse than sports and they lose it faster cause in sports, it's a few hrs a night with a few games.. but roulette, it's a spin every 45 seconds.. ouch.. so if they hang out there for 11 hrs, it's like betting on hundreds of games a night, it's similar to betting almost 1,000 games a day, laying well over -110.. lol lol

                                              i feel sorry for people that are hooked on this game. they have ZERO chance of not going broke.
                                              Hence why they put the number board up there lol...if there was an edge by following the china way they wouldnt allow you to write down numbers or provide a board.

                                              Kind of like how they give out black jack strategy cards in the bookstore
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                                              • RogueJuror
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-08-08
                                                • 10010

                                                #24
                                                Play Jacks or Better optimal strategy linked to a jackpot. I don't know if that will satisfy your urge of social gambling but there's the chance of a lucky night.

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