Too many god damned handicap parkings!

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Too many god damned handicap parkings!
    I understand we can't just eliminate the retarded, the cripples, the diseased or any other useless parasites on humanity, so if we're forced to be "civil" and allow them the honor of living among the rest of us USEFUL people(and i use the term "useful" loosley here) then there has to be some order. In the animal kingdom, if you've got a broken leg and are lagging behind the pack, you're fvcking dead! No one is gonna stop and encourage your pussy ass to keep up with the rest of us, nuh uh, you're what's known as dangerous baggage.

    So I'll concede that if we have to have these fvcking maggots alive and in our presence, then sure, lets give them a couple handicap spots so they can be closer to the door of whatever store they are entering. But why the fvck are there like 20 spots in every fvcking parking lot or grocery store? How many retards are there in town?? If there's that many, then make a separate goddamn handicap store just for them and keep them the fvck away from the rest of society.

    I shouldn't have to park 200 feet away from the store just cause some fvcking down syndrome retard needs to be treated like hes special. I had the graciousness of being born healthy and capable. I should have the privilege to park wherever the fvck I want, since when do these retards come first?
  • crisp
    SBR MVP
    • 06-02-08
    • 1377

    #2
    eliminate the retarded? good idea we should eliminate you.
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #3
      Here in Texas, it's considered redundant to have both a handicapped parking doohickey hanging from the rearview mirror and to have a Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker. Yet I see it all the time.
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #4
        I see "handicapped" people walking to and from their cars all of the time. My favorite is the overweight people who have handicapped parking passes. Some people have no shame.
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        • AMBlai01
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-16-08
          • 5882

          #5
          THis guy might be the worst thread starter of all time..
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          • byronbb
            SBR MVP
            • 11-13-08
            • 3067

            #6
            Yet if you were handicapped, you would be the biggest complainer of them all.
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            • TexansFan
              SBR MVP
              • 09-06-06
              • 3367

              #7
              Originally posted by Willie Bee
              Here in Texas, it's considered redundant to have both a handicapped parking doohickey hanging from the rearview mirror and to have a Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker. Yet I see it all the time.
              No doubt...
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              • paco
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 05-07-09
                • 62873

                #8
                He's just mad at the whole world cuz he has a small penis, so go to sec. State say ur handicapped, Cuz u have small penis and then u can park close by
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                • Lint Pockets
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-19-10
                  • 1211

                  #9
                  this guy makes me sick, so fukin pathetic. i bet half those "retards" look better than you do with your fuked up joker face and live a happier life too a$$hole.
                  sbr
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                  • Glitch
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-09
                    • 11795

                    #10
                    this guy obviously has no friends and is just after some attention we should stop responding to him
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                    • Flying Dutchman
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-17-09
                      • 2467

                      #11
                      ...no wonder folks hate Pecos...he hates himself...

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                      • whatsgood5
                        Restricted User
                        • 10-13-09
                        • 15359

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crisp
                        eliminate the retarded? good idea we should eliminate you.
                        Best idea I've heard in quite sometime.
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                        • whatsgood5
                          Restricted User
                          • 10-13-09
                          • 15359

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Willie Bee
                          Here in Texas, it's considered redundant to have both a handicapped parking doohickey hanging from the rearview mirror and to have a Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker. Yet I see it all the time.

                          As a Redskins fan, this is by far one of the best Cowboys joke's I've heard in quite sometime, nice one Willie!
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            My cousin had had his left leg taken off by an IED. I truely hate this motherfuker & if they don't ban him from here I'm gone
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                            • OMGRandyJackson
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-07-10
                              • 1680

                              #15
                              And you wonder why no one will love you or why you cannot get a boner with a hot chick. Karma is ****ing you up the ass so hard.

                              Boo hooo you have to walk an extra 30 seconds to get into the store.
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                              • smitch124
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-19-08
                                • 12566

                                #16
                                I was just noticing something at Wal-mart this morning, 3 people driving around with handicapped placards waiting for someone to leave and 12, yes 12! of them taken. I wonder if its becoming too easy to get those placards
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                                • JohnAnthony
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-30-09
                                  • 5110

                                  #17
                                  Aren't you one Billy?
                                  "I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself."

                                  - D.H. Lawrence
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                                  • Glitch
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-08-09
                                    • 11795

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Glitch
                                    this guy obviously has no friends and is just after some attention we should stop responding to him
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                                    • whatsgood5
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 10-13-09
                                      • 15359

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                      My cousin had had his left leg taken off by an IED. I truely hate this motherfuker & if they don't ban him from here I'm gone
                                      Sorry to hear that man.

                                      Unfortunately, highly unlikely they ban this fuk.
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                                      • THE PROFIT
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-27-09
                                        • 17701

                                        #20
                                        He made a video of himself fukin a cucumber wrapped in a tube sock! Can't they use that as a reason
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          People are under a doctors care for less, no one here wants this shit anymore
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                                          • OMGRandyJackson
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 02-07-10
                                            • 1680

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                            He made a video of himself fukin a cucumber wrapped in a tube sock! Can't they use that as a reason
                                            lol wtf did he post it on SBR tv?
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                                            • Powderguy
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-18-09
                                              • 6939

                                              #23
                                              He made a video of that too!!!??? I never saw this thread either, good bump!
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                                              • illmatick
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-05-09
                                                • 5456

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by whatsgood5
                                                Best idea I've heard in quite sometime.
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                                                • whatsgood5
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 10-13-09
                                                  • 15359

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by illmatick
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                                                  • Terrapin Station
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-05-10
                                                    • 2583

                                                    #26
                                                    pecos bill is a scumbag, the pockmarks on his face are what he deserves...
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                                                    • in2thethickofit
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-26-09
                                                      • 2622

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                      My cousin had had his left leg taken off by an IED. I truely hate this motherfuker & if they don't ban him from here I'm gone
                                                      Yes, this shit has got to end! My sister has adopted a mentally disabled little girl who's mothers boyfriend thought would be cool to smash her head against a wall in his drunken rage! Man, I'm a decent guy but I'm really getting tired of your crap! I haven't been here long so nobody is going to miss me if I do leave...I think you are sick and twisted and as dangerous as the scumf*ck that hurt this little girl. Man, you are truly heartless...I don't like you even a little bit!!
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                                                      • Naz18
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-10-09
                                                        • 4277

                                                        #28
                                                        I don't mind the handicapped spots, but what does piss me off is how easy it is to get one of those handicapped permit things that allows you to park there. I'm talking about people that have slight back problems or something weak like that where it's not necessary to park in the handicapped space.
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                                                        • Grandmaster B
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-05-09
                                                          • 6035

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Terrapin Station
                                                          pecos bill is a scumbag, the pockmarks on his face are what he deserves...
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                                                          • in2thethickofit
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-26-09
                                                            • 2622

                                                            #30
                                                            It's not that he said only the sh*t about the parking spots his direct quote is "allow them the honor of living among the rest of us USEFUL people"...man, this guy wants handicapped people off the earth...does anyone else see this sh*t???
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                                                            • Grandmaster B
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-05-09
                                                              • 6035

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Naz18
                                                              I don't mind the handicapped spots, but what does piss me off is how easy it is to get one of those handicapped permit things that allows you to park there. I'm talking about people that have slight back problems or something weak like that where it's not necessary to park in the handicapped space.
                                                              I mean who gives a shit why are you worried about what someone else is doing?

                                                              go get yourself a permit if its so easy then you can park in one of those spaces....duh

                                                              the problem with America is people are always worried about what some else is doing...I see 18 year old black kids in my town ridin $40,000 automobiles...do I care how he got the money??...nope

                                                              he could be getting money from dealin...he could have got a inheritance...maybe Obama paid for it...I doubt he worked through high school because he had dreds...its possible though...maybe a gift from a college to play ball..does it matter to my everyday life?...nope

                                                              food for thought
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                                                              • Lint Pockets
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-19-10
                                                                • 1211

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by in2thethickofit
                                                                It's not that he said only the sh*t about the parking spots his direct quote is "allow them the honor of living among the rest of us USEFUL people"...man, this guy wants handicapped people off the earth...does anyone else see this sh*t???
                                                                yea i read that sh*t nice and clear the dude has some f***in mental problems and if he's not stopped now he's gonna become a future serial killer imo.
                                                                sbr
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                                                                • blueghost
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-11-09
                                                                  • 1715

                                                                  #33
                                                                  pecos you are much more NEEDY than any of the people you have spoke about ..I and many others just pity you
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                                                                  • Dark Horse
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-14-05
                                                                    • 13764

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Can you park there while you're handicapping?
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