Time for some classic jjgold

[mathdotcom]

boys I found this site because I want to learn to surf I have always like the clothes and the attitude and the chicks that surfers get and I want some of that action for me. I am in new jersey but I couldnt find any forums for there. I dont know where to get started I need the equipment. Boys I am not going to lie to you I am 37 years old and 5-4 wieghing 287lbs. I am not really fat I am more stout and strong like a bull. My biggest worry is wearing one of those wetsuit things they look like they fit real tight and are not comfortable. I like comfort in my clothes and usually wear loose fitting silk jumpsuits and sweatsuits. Do they make loose wetsuits? Money is not a problem because I am a pro gambler and make several dimes a week playing the entire board every night. Boys I am as sharp as they come and you would do well to listen to me when it comes to sports and dice.

Where can I learn to surf on the east coast? I could hire somebody to teach me and get me the right clothes and gear if I could find that person that would be good. I run with a young crew of high school guys in Newark but they arent really into surfing they like to shoot dice and get tail. I havent had any tail in 11 years but I think that if I could get the surf thing going I could hook up with some loose surfer chicks. I also have some rino horn lined up so I will get my junk back in working order.

Boys if you can help me out with info I will make it worth your while.

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[mathdotcom]

Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.

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[BGS 9.5]

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"silk jumpsuits"

"make a few dimes a week"

lol

[pavyracer]

1.7 years...Even the years are juiced in JJ's life.