top 5 posters that no longer post here...

[InTheHole]

Dodilicious for me.

[englishmike]

Pavy,

Mike's the one that wanted to take things physical and threatened to assault me like a thief in the night. If Mike wants to apologize for his poor behavior, I'll be more than happy to let bygones be bygones.

I've thought very hard about your offer.

Fukk off loser.

[wtf]

EM, rs is a habitual liar

he has concocted massive lies and posted them as truths on the site while your away

they all think they are part of the "gay mafia" know all , see all

[RogueScholar]

For those of us that spend most of our waking hours at SBR it fvckin sucks.

Remember this is the sentiment you had just before you went on hiatus. Don't forget I played a big part in your displeasure.

You have been measured, you have been weighed, and you have been found wanting.

[englishmike]

Remember this is the sentiment you had just before you went on hiatus. Don't forget I played a big part in your displeasure.

You have been measured, you have been weighed, and you have been found wanting.

The reason for my hiatus is common knowledge.

I don't hang out with pedaphiles, in real life or on the internet, unless I'm at a Pete Townshend or R Kelly gig.

[pimike]

EM, rs is a habitual liar

he has concocted massive lies and posted them as truths on the site while your away

they all think they are part of the "gay mafia" know all , see all

[unknown Gambler]

Rogue, i got good news and bad news for you about the fight, if you do end up in the ring with Mike.

The goods news is..... looks like his nose was busted up a bit in the past.
The bad news is he..... looks like a tough boxer.


You`d certainly be the dog in the fight.

[englishmike]

Rogue, i got good news and bad news for you about the fight, if you do end up in the ring with Mike.

The goods news is..... looks like his nose was busted up a bit in the past.
The bad news is he..... looks like a tough boxer.

I couldn't box a pizza.

The funniest part of this thread is RS actually thinks there are ashtrays in the world that weigh three pounds.

[unknown Gambler]

[quote=englishmike;1889996]I couldn't box a pizza.




Trying to influence the opening line.

[RogueScholar]

I couldn't box a pizza.

The funniest part of this thread is RS actually thinks there are ashtrays in the world that weigh three pounds.

Actually it's sad that you would make a threat, and then attempt to cast aspersions on my intelligence on faulty information. There are plenty of ashtrays that weight three pounds, typically fashioned of marble or lead crystal. I realize that $50 ashtrays are too steep for your budget, but they do exist. Even us Unabomber types can aford them.

[tacomax]

Get a room you two.

[englishmike]

You need to work on your contradictions.

I can't be broke and a greedy fat-cat employer that employs illegal Mexicans with no licence so I can rake in more money.

They're not unlicensed anyway, Mateo has a first aid license from a course he took in prison whilst on remand in Tijuana for illegal entry and Alonso has a drivers license in the name of Juan Cortez he says he won at the card table.

Who gives a fukk if they can cut a straight line?

[englishmike]

Get a room you two.

Do you think he'd refuse to make a pass at me on principle?

[unknown Gambler]

Actually it's sad that you would make a threat, and then attempt to cast aspersions on my intelligence on faulty information. There are plenty of ashtrays that weight three pounds, typically fashioned of marble or lead crystal. I realize that $50 ashtrays are too steep for your budget, but they do exist. Even us Unabomber types can aford them.

Mike you must admit, he did his homework on ashtrays, if he digs deeper he may find a 5 pounder.

[englishmike]

Mike you must admit, he did his homework on ashtrays, if he digs deeper he may find a 5 pounder.

That ashtray is 2.9 lbs tops.

[pimike]

That ashtray is 2.9 lbs tops.

Actually I own a Marble ashtray and it is only 2lbs, anything over two pounds is a PAPER weight, not an ashtray

[englishmike]

I just held a 2lb bag of sugar and I've decided you could decapitate a human with a 3lb ashtray.

[unknown Gambler]

HERE`S a giant must weigh a lot with the sand.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/big%20floor%20%20ashtrays/baltimoresun05/bumbuffet.jpg

[englishmike]

That's a flower pot.

[unknown Gambler]

That's a flower pot.

I don`t see any flowers, just cigs, id call it an ashtray.

[englishmike]

So if I cover the roof of a 91 Lincoln Continental in cig butts it's an ashtray?

And if a dog is born in a stable it's a horse?

[MonkeyF0cker]

So if I cover the roof of a 91 Lincoln Continental in cig butts it's an ashtray?

And if a dog is born in a stable it's a horse?

No. It's a zebra. Duh.

[pimike]

No. It's a zebra. Duh.

[unknown Gambler]

So if I cover the roof of a 91 Lincoln Continental in cig butts it's an ashtray?

And if a dog is born in a stable it's a horse?

no, but if you take an old flower pot put it in front of an establishment, fill it with sand not dirt, abbra cadabra, hockus pokus you NOW have an ashtray, as seen in the pic.


if you cover the roof of a 91 LINCOLN in cigarette butts chances are you live in an impovershed part of town, and were pissed at your buddy cause he didn`t want to take a ride at 3am to get crack, so you ****ed his roof with butts


Mike let me ask you this if you chop down a tree and turn it into a table is it still a tree?

Mike if you take CAT STEVENS turn him into a muslim do you still have CAT STEVENS?

Mike i bet if you ask the smokers who put out there cig in that big sandy thing theyd all call it an ashtray.

[pimike]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtray

This is the FINAL answer.

[englishmike]

Mike let me ask you this if you chop down a tree and turn it into a table is it still a tree?

I laughed out loud. I like your logic and I'm desperately seeking a witty reply....

That kinda makes you the winner.

[blittydeuce]

Definetly, although you'll have to pay the gas and the bill at Dennys in Barstow, RS informs me I have no money.

How was CR?

Good times man!

You should have been there....Check out the vids that amby posted-

[Emmett Brown]

[englishmike]

But you did say it was an old flower pot filled with sand to be used as an ashtray....which technically makes it a converted flower pot.

[englishmike]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtray



This is the FINAL answer.

How can that be the 'final' answer? there's no mention of weight. Unitil I see an article that says: 'This fine example of an ashtray weighs 3lbs and 1 100th of an ounce,' I refuse to accept defeat.

[englishmike]

Good times man!

You should have been there....Check out the vids that amby posted-

I'll take a look.

You goin to Angels-Pads? 12th, 13th, 14th June, at the A. I'm def going to two, probably all three.

[unknown Gambler]

But you did say it was an old flower pot filled with sand to be used as an ashtray....which technically makes it a converted flower pot.

ok its a draw.

[blittydeuce]

I'll take a look.

You goin to Angels-Pads? 12th, 13th, 14th June, at the A.

I'm down to go....I'll check out ebay for tix, unless you already have. What day works best for you?

[pimike]

How can that be the 'final' answer? there's no mention of weight. Unitil I see an article that says: 'This fine example of an ashtray weighs 3lbs and 1 100th of an ounce,' I refuse to accept defeat.

Mike you are right if you are talking about a indoor table ashtray.

Outdoors ashtray you would be wrong.

[englishmike]

I'm 100% for the Sat and Sun, haven't got tix yet either, was just gonna get some cheap ones off Stub Hub and see where I can sit when I get there.