Funny (but equally asinine) Sex Laws
# Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
# An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
# In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
# In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
# In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).
# In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
# In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk too dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
# In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
# In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
# In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
# In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
# Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
# In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
# In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
# Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
# An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.
# In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.
# In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.
# In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).
# In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.
# In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk too dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
# In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
# In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).
# In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
# In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.
# Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:
# In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
# In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.
# Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.
