Why should I deprive myself of the newest releases simply because i have no one to go with and cuz stupid people will think im a loser. In fact i think it makes me cool because i have the confidence to go watch a movie by myself.If i go to clubs alone,might as well go to movies alone.
So last saturday I put on my best attire made of fine textiles from the exotic islands and rode my vespa across the street to the theatre. I decided on a movie and the Fast and the Furious was my choice because I had not seen it yet and dig Diesel and Tego Calderon. While waiting in line I was thinking how cool I was to be the only person to be here alone. People must think I have alot of confidence. The first good part is I dont have to buy anyone food or a ticket.
When I got into the theatre it was dark and then it came to me. I can sit anywhere I want when I'm alone. So I plopped myself right in between all the loud Puerto Ricans so people could think i was with my homies.
When the movie was over I walked with pride out of the movie theatre, it felt like I had lost my virginity because only a real man can go to the movies alone. Only the purest of men with confidence and no self-concious. I laughed at all the wiggers and sk8'r kids with there girlfriends and friends in the parking lot because they dont have the confidence to go alone like i do.
So last saturday I put on my best attire made of fine textiles from the exotic islands and rode my vespa across the street to the theatre. I decided on a movie and the Fast and the Furious was my choice because I had not seen it yet and dig Diesel and Tego Calderon. While waiting in line I was thinking how cool I was to be the only person to be here alone. People must think I have alot of confidence. The first good part is I dont have to buy anyone food or a ticket.
When I got into the theatre it was dark and then it came to me. I can sit anywhere I want when I'm alone. So I plopped myself right in between all the loud Puerto Ricans so people could think i was with my homies.
When the movie was over I walked with pride out of the movie theatre, it felt like I had lost my virginity because only a real man can go to the movies alone. Only the purest of men with confidence and no self-concious. I laughed at all the wiggers and sk8'r kids with there girlfriends and friends in the parking lot because they dont have the confidence to go alone like i do.
