Matchbook diareah

[pat venditto]

*********** : hi** You are now speaking with Sheldon, General Inquiries. **
*********** : hi can you move my com credits to my account balance. This is getting rediculous I have $81 worth of com credits
Sheldon : i'm afraid not
*********** : whats the point of you guys sticking a certain percentage of my money in the com credits
*********** : it's basically your money now since i'll never unlock that much money
*********** : might as well just pull out your matchbook debit card and go to the atm and take my cash
Sheldon : i'm really sorry you feel this way
*********** : i love you

[betplom]

"Sheldon" still works there huh?

I believe matchbook is a one man show.

I wonder if Sheldon is Jewish.

On second thought, of course he's Jewish, only a hebe would name their son Shelley.