Jesus really loves you!

[betplom]

People have been preaching the "Jesus loves you" message for so long that it's become a cliche. But the fact is that there really was a man named Jesus who lived in Israel about 2000 years ago. He really was born in a barn. He really did hang on a cross and die. He really did rise from the dead.

[Willie Bee]

I worked with a guy named Hey-Zeus once, but he rose from the Rio Grande and not the dead.

[Mudcat]

If someone loves absolutely everyone, why should I get warm fuzzy feelings because he loves me?

So some dude considers me exactly on par with every-fukkin-body else. I am not needy enough to feel emotions surrounding that. He obviously has no standards. There is no impact.

I believe the proper colloquial expression is:

Big whoop.

[flyingillini]

Plombloom, what about Allah and Noah?

[MrMonkey]

Hey WillieBee, remember Jesus Alou with the neck problem! Didn't he play down in your neck of the woods for awhile? Is he still among us? The least talented of the three brothers, I think, Matty was the best!

MrMonkey

[betplom]

Plombloom, what about Allah and Noah?

Jesus is one competitive motherfvcker, and the love can only go so far.

I believe Jesus hates Allah, why else would he give America (a christian nation) the powers to blow the muslims off the face of the earth?

He liked but didn't love Noah, after all he gave him an ark and told him to fend for himself.

If Jesus loved Noah he would have provided a 747 instead of an old wooden boat.

[paco]

Interesting, but FYI, Muslim countries also have technology to blow countries up as well

Jesus is one competitive motherfvcker, and the love can only go so far.

I believe Jesus hates Allah, why else would he give America (a christian nation) the powers to blow the muslims off the face of the earth?

He liked but didn't love Noah, after all he gave him an ark and told him to fend for himself.

If Jesus loved Noah he would have provided a 747 instead of an old wooden boat.

[Willie Bee]

Hey WillieBee, remember Jesus Alou with the neck problem! Didn't he play down in your neck of the woods for awhile? Is he still among us? The least talented of the three brothers, I think, Matty was the best!

Felip was my favorite and the best all-around hitter of the brothers in my opinion. At least he had a little pop in his bat that Matty and Jesus didn't.

I was at the game when he injured his neck, god, that has to be the early 70s, maybe before? Collided with Hector Torres going for a pop-up. Can't remember the first player that reached them was now, but at first they thought Jesus was dead.

[betplom]

Interesting, but FYI, Muslim countries also have technology to blow countries up as well

Muslim countries have nowhere near the firepower of the USA.

The USA is a destruction machine, they can fvck you with their military might or fvck you up with policy, they even fvck their own citizens with rampant uncontrolled capitalism.

[paco]

Muslim countries have nowhere near the firepower of the USA.

The USA is a destruction machine, they can fvck you with their military might or fvck you up with policy, they even fvck their own citizens with rampant uncontrolled capitalism.

tru about ****ing their own citizens, just like how they lead us to believe Saddam had wmd's. But i do believe and im sure everyone knows that Iran is no joke. Obviusly America has the most firepower, but Pakistan is not too far behind, maybe just 5-10 years