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  • MonkeyF0cker
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-12-07
    • 12144

    #71
    Originally posted by losturmarbles
    5 months later...


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    Oh dang
    What is it dawg?
    I forgot its Mothers Day
    Didn't get a gift for her
    Other plans got in the way
    She'll be so disappointed
    Damn I forgot it too
    This could have been avoided
    What the hell are we gonna do?
    My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left
    COLD
    No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test.
    I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray
    WORD
    My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
    Hold Up!
    You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
    I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
    Slow up!
    What time is it dawg?
    It's time for a switcharoo!
    We both love our moms, women with grown women needs.
    I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean!

    'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
    F*** each others moms!
    Push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
    F*** each others moms!
    'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
    If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
    To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

    I'm lyin' in the cut waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
    I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
    They will be so surprised
    We are so cool and thoughtful
    Can't wait to pork your mom
    Imma be the syrup she can be my waffle
    Show'd up!
    My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
    Straight up!
    Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
    This is the perfect plan
    For a perfect mother's day
    They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

    'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
    F*** each others moms!
    I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
    F*** each others moms!
    Break it down...
    It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    And while you're in my mother, make me another brother
    Yeeeah, while i'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
    OH!
    'cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
    If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
    To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

    They blessed us both with the gift of life
    She brought you in this world so imma sex her right
    This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    The choice can be no other
    Be my mother lover
    Happy Mother's Day
    Haha. Nice. Never saw that one.
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    • betplom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-06
      • 13444

      #72
      Originally posted by Bread
      All this thread has proven is that Canadians are weird.
      That was never in dispute.
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      • betplom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #73
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