1 - Missionary Accomplished
The man is on top of the woman, his weight against her. Women love this position because of the intense eye contact. The man is in great position to thrust his jammy into her hoo-ha but he is ALSO in a great
position to listen to the woman talk about her day.
By the time she's finished talking the guy will be fast asleep. It's just like he had an orgasm -- except less messy. The only fluids ejaculated will be his drool on the pillow.
2 - Spooning
In this intimate position, the man sits opposite the woman and gently spoons ice cream into her mouth. This position is especially exciting for exhibitionists who like to do it in public places like restaurants
or parks.
3 - The "Who Needs a Rubber When You've Got Plastic?" Position
In this position the woman stands behind the man. She slowly slides her hands down his chest, over his abs, and then she slides her right hand into his pants pocket. She coos, "Oh, it's SO big!" He says, "Um, that's my wallet." She replies, "I know." Then she goes down, and with her teeth, removes his credit cards. Then she goes to the mall.
Women love this sexy move!
4 - The Spider
The man leans back, supporting his weight on his outstretched arms behind him. The woman leans back in the same position, situating her lady-hole onto his meat thermometer. She feels ecstasy and throws her head back, looking up at the ceiling. That's when she sees a spider. She demands the man get up and squish it.
Women love this. Women love guys who care for furry animals but mutilate yucky ones.
5 - Reverse Cowgirl
The man lays down on his back. The woman sits on his romance-pole, facing away from him.
PROS: Woman more likely feel it on her G-Spot.
CONS: Man less likely to be able to see the television.
Women love this position because they control the pace, you can slap her booty, and most importantly since she's not facing you, she can be on the phone.
6 - Doggy-style
In this popular position for women, the woman shouts commands and her man obeys. He fetches things, he sits, and he rolls over. This gives the woman extreme satisfaction knowing she has properly trained her man. Now she feels confident that she can walk with him down the street without him pulling away and checking out every bitch he sees.
7 - Sixty-Nine-West
This is sure to please both partners. This is where the man gets a bl0w-job and the woman gets new shoes!
The man is on top of the woman, his weight against her. Women love this position because of the intense eye contact. The man is in great position to thrust his jammy into her hoo-ha but he is ALSO in a great
position to listen to the woman talk about her day.
By the time she's finished talking the guy will be fast asleep. It's just like he had an orgasm -- except less messy. The only fluids ejaculated will be his drool on the pillow.
2 - Spooning
In this intimate position, the man sits opposite the woman and gently spoons ice cream into her mouth. This position is especially exciting for exhibitionists who like to do it in public places like restaurants
or parks.
3 - The "Who Needs a Rubber When You've Got Plastic?" Position
In this position the woman stands behind the man. She slowly slides her hands down his chest, over his abs, and then she slides her right hand into his pants pocket. She coos, "Oh, it's SO big!" He says, "Um, that's my wallet." She replies, "I know." Then she goes down, and with her teeth, removes his credit cards. Then she goes to the mall.
Women love this sexy move!
4 - The Spider
The man leans back, supporting his weight on his outstretched arms behind him. The woman leans back in the same position, situating her lady-hole onto his meat thermometer. She feels ecstasy and throws her head back, looking up at the ceiling. That's when she sees a spider. She demands the man get up and squish it.
Women love this. Women love guys who care for furry animals but mutilate yucky ones.
5 - Reverse Cowgirl
The man lays down on his back. The woman sits on his romance-pole, facing away from him.
PROS: Woman more likely feel it on her G-Spot.
CONS: Man less likely to be able to see the television.
Women love this position because they control the pace, you can slap her booty, and most importantly since she's not facing you, she can be on the phone.
6 - Doggy-style
In this popular position for women, the woman shouts commands and her man obeys. He fetches things, he sits, and he rolls over. This gives the woman extreme satisfaction knowing she has properly trained her man. Now she feels confident that she can walk with him down the street without him pulling away and checking out every bitch he sees.
7 - Sixty-Nine-West
This is sure to please both partners. This is where the man gets a bl0w-job and the woman gets new shoes!
