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**stevek173** · 04-27-17, 08:16 PM

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

she needs to grab the back of her own head, and shove it to the hilt, choke herself, and make her eyes water till the running mascara makes her look like a macabre marilyn manson look-a-like on Halloween......

there would be no jerking minimal depth tonguing if I was dealing with her..... time to exercise some control......

skull fuk that smile right off her face.....

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by rkelly110

Goin' to the casino tomorrow. Will wear my I love Donk shirt and see if it brings me luck.

sweet!

may you also hit an $18.5k jackpot by channeling The Donk.....

**stevek173** · 04-28-17, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

she needs to grab the back of her own head, and shove it to the hilt, choke herself, and make her eyes water till the running mascara makes her look like a macabre marilyn manson look-a-like on Halloween......

there would be no jerking minimal depth tonguing if I was dealing with her..... time to exercise some control......

skull fuk that smile right off her face.....

Why wouldn't you want her to be happy?

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Why wouldn't you want her to be happy?

she's makin' a mockery out of sukkin' dick......

controlla, yah, controlla!!!!

**stevek173** · 04-28-17, 08:21 AM

and ping pong

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 08:22 AM

you don't see laffing and giggling when it gets down to serious action in a place like DonkLand.....

do you see this DonkLand babe laffing and giggling and making a mockery out of a hot threesome????

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

and ping pong

wow, i just noticed the ping pong paddle.....

I have a green one in my Controlla trunk/chest of sex toys/goodies...... that ass would be red in a hurry in DonkLand......

**stevek173** · 04-28-17, 08:24 AM

Careful

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Careful

pupils fully dilated.....

rollin' rollin' rollin', how many shots until youre rollin'.......

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 09:01 AM

preview of this weekend's RoadShow at the Golden Nugget:

**stevek173** · 04-28-17, 09:17 AM

The music really keeps the excitement going.

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

The music really keeps the excitement going.

the hardon this win gave me had the two old ladies sittin on either side of me burnin' heaters pretty excited, too......

no way I could hide that......

it turned those old ladies on almost as much as an intimate love ballad written espcially for them, and performed for them, by one StevieK.....

ALMOST.....

**stevek173** · 04-28-17, 09:24 AM

You should've gotten them to penetrate each other right there.

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

You should've gotten them to penetrate each other right there.

screw that.... i was gonna have each of them pop their dentures out and have at it......

blue hair teethless head is where it's at.....

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 10:13 AM

ps. stevie... nice avatar.....

how did you know that women call me "Mr. 18K"....

granted, I was given that moniker after passing out these 18 karat gold additions to the babes in attendance's charm bracelets, as a "lasts a lifetime" reminder of the shit that went down in DonkLand that night:

**jjgold** · 04-28-17, 12:02 PM

All the guys with cash win big money

FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 03:20 PM

**jjgold** · 04-28-17, 03:43 PM

Do you play table games?

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 03:48 PM

rarely, throw dice at the Palm's in Vegas and L'auberge sometimes; wife burns down pai gow if she's tired of burning through cash at slots.... play a little pai gow and three card poker every now and then, and of course the obligatory blackjack

I usually play poker if not playing slots as of the past two - three years.....

**jjgold** · 04-28-17, 03:55 PM

This sucks

Sitting home watching tv

Uncle cut off all porn on internet

**Auto Donk** · 04-28-17, 04:01 PM

uber it to Lake Charles, I'll pick up the fare and give you $500 to party/gamble on.....

half your winnings come back to me....

bust out, I'll refund your efforts up two times, provided you make a video to the forum telling them "I am owned by Mr. 18K!!!!"

**stevek173** · 04-29-17, 01:21 PM

18k is significant.

It's not like 18 million where the average person thinks yeah right - the equivalent of Goldsmith getting laid anytime this millenium by anyone not using a walker.

It's realistic, which makes it cooler.

Much respect, Mr. 18k.

**Auto Donk** · 04-29-17, 07:26 PM

thank you, sir.....

**jjgold** · 04-29-17, 07:42 PM

Automan stop gambling and go get laid

**Itsamazing777** · 04-29-17, 09:24 PM

Uncle Eddie is against porn jj?
what other strange household rules does he have?

**Auto Donk** · 05-02-17, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Itsamazing777

Uncle Eddie is against porn jj?
what other strange household rules does he have?

no porn, and no stealing my $25k stash in the attic are the only two rules

**jjgold** · 05-02-17, 01:38 PM

Automan I was one that informed casino floor manager about your system

I sent him a photo of you, in the future this tactic I use can be stopped for a price,