Picking WTA matches based on looks...

[pattymayo]

[fearless]

Breathtaking.

[Mudcat]

Talk to me honey. Why the long face?

[yisman]

Kuznetsova and Jankovic won in straight sets, not surprisingly. Hantuchova and Razzano playing now.

[fearless]

I'm reversing my strategy from yesterday. My handicapping strategy today is simple, find a match that's as close to a pick 'em as I can and take the uglier player. My hope is that the uglier one has been spending her time on her game and not on her hair and nails (as mudcat said above). We've got a prime candidate today:

GALINA VOSKOBOEVA -120


V.
SANIA MIRZA -110


She may be listed as the favorite but she's a dog in my eyes, I'll take VOSKOBOEVA!

The dog (as a slight fav) beat the babe (as a slight dog). I gotta stick with this handicapping strategy.

[cuteboy86hi]

voskoboeva was the easy pick
sania mirza is more of a celebrity than a pro tennis player

[fearless]

voskoboeva was the easy pick
sania mirza is more of a celebrity than a pro tennis player

It's so easy to say stuff like this after the matches are over. Please post these kinds of opinions pre-match thanks.

[veto]

jurgen melzer is the current boyfriend to this hot piece.....gael monfis is the old boyfriend. if they both win their next match in paris then they'll be playing eachother. not really that related other than shes hot (shes good by the way)

[fearless]

Samantha Stosur +100


V.

Francesca Schiavone -130


Stosur gets the edge as the more homely player. This isn't a clear case of dog v. babe though so I'll tread very lightly.

[cuteboy86hi]

It's so easy to say stuff like this after the matches are over. Please post these kinds of opinions pre-match thanks.

Nono i am not taking away any credit from the capper.Good hit.With easy, i meant logical.

["Sic"]

Dokic




VS

Sprem



Dokic is fine as hell but she will get raped by Sprem

["Sic"]

Melzer is ballin in hos if thats his piece

[yisman]

May 27 card



Larcher de Brito

vs.



Zheng


I'll take Larcher de Brito. Excellent value. No idea what the books are thinking with this one. 10 units at +500.





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Amanmuradova

vs.



Govortsova


I'll lay the caulk... errr chalk here with Govortsova. Moderate play at -192. 5 units.




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BACSINSZKY


vs.



Na Li

Upset special. Take Bacsinszky at +700. Risk 5 units.



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Kudryavtseva

vs.



Benesova

Fugly. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes out with lye.

no "SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS!" play

same for Safarova vs. Venus Williams. I'd post pics but my eyes are in agony.

[fearless]

Agnes Szavay -125


V.

Elena Vesnina +105


This is PRIME TIME dog v. babe material and I'm betting twice as much as I've bet on anything in this thread on Agnes Szavay. This is with no handicapping outside of my looks handicapping. This is as fun as it gets!

[fearless]

Nadia Petrova -150


V.

Maria Sharapova +120


This one's even better than the one above. I'm making a bigger bet on the BIG DOG (although she's a fav) Nadia Petrova! Again this with no handicapping outside of my looks handicapping.

[fearless]

Agnes Szavay -125


V.

Elena Vesnina +105


This is PRIME TIME dog v. babe material and I'm betting twice as much as I've bet on anything in this thread on Agnes Szavay. This is with no handicapping outside of my looks handicapping. This is as fun as it gets!

6-2, 6-0 domination by Szavay! I feel like LT Profits, I'm going for the Tennis dog sweep.

[fearless]

Larcher de Brito

vs.



Zheng


I'll take Larcher de Brito. Excellent value. No idea what the books are thinking with this one. 10 units at +500.





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Amanmuradova

vs.



Govortsova


I'll lay the caulk... errr chalk here with Govortsova. Moderate play at -192. 5 units.




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BACSINSZKY


vs.



Na Li

Upset special. Take Bacsinszky at +700. Risk 5 units.



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Kudryavtseva

vs.



Benesova

Fugly. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes out with lye.

no "SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS!" play

same for Safarova vs. Venus Williams. I'd post pics but my eyes are in agony.

Keep up the good work yisman. SBR should hire you to write articles for them with your great analysis!

[fearless]

Adding:

Anna-Lena Groenefeld -130


V.

Gisela Dulko +107


I can't pass up a mismatch like this, I've got to ride with Groenefeld.

[Mudcat]

This thread has all the angles of this important subject covered. Best thread about betting women's tennis based on looks that I have ever seen.

[xxdjstriderxx]

nice play on larcher, she absoultely pwned her as a +500 dog

[GoodOldTed]

Dokic




VS

Sprem



Dokic is fine as hell but she will get raped by Sprem

Try looking at a normal photo of Dokic - ugh!

[GoodOldTed]

Adding:


Gisela Dulko +107


I can't pass up a mismatch like this, I've got to ride with Groenefeld.

Are you sure that's Dulko? That's a shocking photo if it is, she is stunning! Also going out with Fernando Gonzalez.


Loving the pics btw, ones you often don't see on their profiles. Couldn't care less about the hit and miss selection process though

[yisman]

nice play on larcher, she absoultely pwned her as a +500 dog

thank you. Govortsova won as well.

Let's keep pounding the books, gentlemen.

I have "inside info" about one of tomorrow's matches. I'll post tonight.

[yisman]

so who's ready for another round?

[fearless]

so who's ready for another round?

[fearless]

LOURDES DOMINGUEZ LINO -110


V.

Alexa Glatch -120


Lino is the obvious pick and I'm gonna try to make up for fading her when I started this thread. My record with this strategy is 3-2 so if this bet loses I'll stop using this strategy for this tourney.

Lino is a do or die pick for me. I'm taking the dog as a dog. Should be exciting!

[yisman]

Cirstea

vs.



Cornet

Take Cirstea +150, risk 3 units.

[yisman]

Dementieva vs. Dokic

I just got off the phone with CrazyLou. I had no idea why he was calling me in the middle of the night, but he said he saw I was doing my daily picks and wanted to inform me that this is his big prick, I mean pick, of the day. "Lay the chalk with Dementieva."

OK, Lou. It's -435. Risk 4.35 units to win 1 back. I'll take his word for it.

[fearless]

Jarmila Groth +120


V.

Mariana Duque Marino -150


Who would you pick between these two yisman based on looks?

I'm taking Groth based on her recent record v. Marino's recent record. This is not a looks-based play for me but an actual skill-based play.

[yisman]

Groth is superior looking.

[fearless]

Groth is superior looking.

No doubt!

[fearless]

LOURDES DOMINGUEZ LINO -110


V.

Alexa Glatch -120


Lino is the obvious pick and I'm gonna try to make up for fading her when I started this thread. My record with this strategy is 3-2 so if this bet loses I'll stop using this strategy for this tourney.

Lino is a do or die pick for me. I'm taking the dog as a dog. Should be exciting!

Lino came through 7-6, 7-5! This thread will live on!

[fearless]

Virginie Razzano +105


V.

Anabel Medina Garrigues -135


Major mismatch and I'm on the dog, Virginie Razzano +105!

[fearless]

Virginie Razzano +105


V.

Anabel Medina Garrigues -135


Major mismatch and I'm on the dog, Virginie Razzano +105!

Razzano in a cakewalk! This match makes me 5-2 since I've started picking uglier players v. beauties in matches that are as close to pick 'ems as possible (odds wise). I'll keep going as long as I'm over .500.

[cuteboy86hi]

Virginie Razzano +105


V.

Anabel Medina Garrigues -135


Major mismatch and I'm on the dog, Virginie Razzano +105!

isn't she anna ivanovic?