A blind man walks into a department store and starts slinging his seeing eye dog round and round over his head. A concerned clerk runs over and says, “Can I help you, sir?” The blind man says, “No, I’m just looking around.”
-
-
So why share it?Comment -
Mudcat..I approve.
Comment -
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
Trying to read the waffle iron.Comment -
What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
They are both purple. Except the elephant.Comment -
A man gets on an elevator with an attractive women. The doors close and it starts to move.
The man looks at the woman and says "Can I smell your panties?"
The woman screams "NO, of course not!"
He replies "Well then, it must be your feet."Comment