Some Canadian pickup lines for pavyracer

[mathdotcom]

At pavy's request:

"Hi there, nice moccasins."

"Why don't you come back to my place and ride my zamboni?"

"Damn your hands are close to getting frostbite, let me put them somewhere warm."

"Wooww, you're the daughter of the rink caretaker, aren't you?"

[Bread]

Ouch. I'm pulling for you here Mathy. Shake it off.

[mathdotcom]

Bread, rink caretakers are Gods in Canada

Kind of like anyone able to stay under 400lbs in the U.S.

[pavyracer]

This would get me some Toronto pussy on Sunday. Thanks Mathy.

[DwightShrute]

some of my favs (work 1% of the time)

"did you know that your eyes are the exact same colour as my Porche?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would out U and I together!"

You will always get a laugh, the rest up to you!

[mathdotcom]

pavy let me know how it goes

take a vid of her sleeping nude

[pavyracer]

I will hit on every female wearing a Blue Jay jersey or hat.