Sexual affairs with your girlfriends and/or wives friends

Bread · 05-22-09, 06:47 PM

Do you mean having a sexual affair with your wife present/involved?

Need more info here Genny.

The General · 05-22-09, 06:49 PM

No, the secret type when the friend and you are hiding from the significant other. I guess you are in a pickle if your better half reads the board.

tacomax · 05-22-09, 06:50 PM

Spill the beans, Bread.

Bread · 05-22-09, 06:50 PM

Yea...I'll respectfully step out of this thread

tullamore · 05-22-09, 06:51 PM

General, you looking for material to jerk off with?

5 star bomb · 05-22-09, 06:53 PM

i was banging my gf at the time twin sister behind her back. Never got caught

The General · 05-22-09, 07:08 PM

I was just thinking how easy it is to get laid when you have a girl opposed to when you are single. At least being fat and ugly, it seems that way to me and the guys around my circle.

bluefish · 05-22-09, 07:23 PM

Wow, trying to hard to meet the quota?

The HG · 05-22-09, 07:38 PM

this does not happen

almost no women would ever do anything with their friends' dudes, unless they are being filmed for a reality TV show

only time this happens is when the friend is a drug addict and the guy says he will give her free drugs if she bangs him and keeps it quiet

jj will tell you i am right on this

losturmarbles · 05-22-09, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by 5 star bomb

i was banging my gf at the time twin sister behind her back. Never got caught

cheated on your right hand for your left hand?

general, i think i know what your talking about. it seems like when your dating someone, girls that you know all of the sudden are overly interested in you.
i think it's in the girl's heads. they are always in competition with each other.

jjgold · 05-22-09, 07:44 PM

I think your right, I am not really into sex so do not know much abut it. I am sure it happens but not as much as you think. Although affairs are usually right in your normal everyday circles.

purecarnagge · 05-23-09, 12:37 PM

JJ's not into sex... someone needs to screenshot that and sig it. Remember all his escort threads and stuff about a year back.

Casperwaits · 05-23-09, 12:48 PM

I am going to tell another story. I had a good friend named Damon who was the most white Spanish guy you could ever meet. He didn't no how to drive, he liked independent films, and he liked techno music. Anyway Damon had a girlfriend who was cute, not hot but cute. She worked at a bar that him and I used to frequent, and he began to date her seriously. Well anyway one night we all got drunk and she was going to go to NJ (where she lived) and he was going to head to the Bronx (where he lived). I was heading to Jersey that night to check in on my grandmother, and her and I ended up taking the same bus together. Both drunk, we started having clothes on sex on the bus. Needless to say, the other passengers were not happy. I am an ugly guy when I make out I think. I missed my stop, ended up at her house, ate her pussy before she ordered me to sleep on the floor. Next day I said nothing to Damon. Him and I both worked at a record store together. I had to pick music to play. I chose "My Best Friends Girl" as a song to get the day going, and I proceeded to tell him what went down. He was pissed, but not violently. She was pissed that I told him, and hated me from then on. I ended up hating myself for what I did..for about a day. Beer made me feel better.

Bread · 05-23-09, 01:03 PM

Casper don't lie you muther fukker. I found footage of your bus ride and let me say, I'm not overly impressed with your actions.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/05/21/lynch.wa.bus.attack.kcpq

Casperwaits · 05-23-09, 01:21 PM

lol....yeah, I suck.

The HG · 05-23-09, 02:12 PM

damn casper, you really know how to live don't you, damn

what are your lifetime numbers? come on, give ballpark estimates

1) beejes
2) intercourse

jjgold · 05-23-09, 02:15 PM

Why is sex so important to everyone?? It seems to dominate your mind.

Sex is the destruction of a man of course not counting escorts because that is not real sex.

Casperwaits · 05-23-09, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by The HG

damn casper, you really know how to live don't you, damn

what are your lifetime numbers? come on, give ballpark estimates

1) beejes
2) intercourse

a lot of both, and I probably have failed to meet expectations in every one of them. God blessed me with opportunity. I just haven't lived up to my billing. I am the Sam Bowie of sex.

jagaf22 · 05-23-09, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

I am the Sam Bowie of sex.

The HG · 05-23-09, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sex is the destruction of a man

amen brother