Going to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.
Gonna be wearing a wedding ring tonight.
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AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
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#1Gonna be wearing a wedding ring tonight.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Tags: None -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#2No they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#3AAO -Tried it, doesn't fukkin work. Just stick to your game, don't be friendly,
and handle your chips and cards like you are a pro.
Les GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
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#4wearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.
i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#5pavy will loan you his band for 2 weekends if you paypal him $75Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
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#6Also buy in with crisp 100 dollar bills, not some crumpled up 20's and 10's that you pull from your pocket.....Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#7one of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments...Originally posted by Nicky Santoroask George Costanza.. it worked for him.
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smitch124SBR Posting Legend
- 05-19-08
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#8LOL it actually didn't work for him, when did it ever?, they all told him what they woulda done to him if he WASN'T married.Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-24-08
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#9Nicky the wedding ring will repel any ladies and allow me to stay focused. Nicky we are going to make money, not to pick up hags.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#10george at a party wearing his fake wedding ringOriginally posted by Fischnastyone of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments...
RITA: I work for the Director of Madison Square Garden. It's great! I can get free tickets to any sporting event in New York. (George is stunned) Anyway, she's a very luck woman.
SUSIE: So, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women.
GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that.
SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses. (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George)
JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.
GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please,
a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#11
Nicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
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InTheHoleSBR Posting Legend
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#12good luckComment -
smitch124SBR Posting Legend
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#13Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
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#14Too true.Originally posted by Nicky SantoroFor I amCostanzaNicky. Lord of the Idiots!Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#15fishler,Originally posted by Fischnasty
Nicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..
nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#16smitchy.. pretty impressive..Originally posted by smitch124Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"
you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.
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smitch124SBR Posting Legend
- 05-19-08
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#17Big time fan Nicky. seen them all so many times I don't have to watch them anymore, just play them in my head. Great show.Originally posted by Nicky Santorosmitchy.. pretty impressive..
you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.
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FischnastySBR MVP
- 02-10-09
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#18yes, i have them all on dvd too. all purchased. some of the small minority of dvds i havent downloaded/burned, i just respect it that much that the creaters deserve my money for them.Originally posted by Nicky Santorofishler,
i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..
nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..
and smitch is probably the biggest expert on seinfeld ive seen to date.Originally posted by smitch124Big time fan Nicky. seen them all so many times I don't have to watch them anymore, just play them in my head. Great show.Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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#19Originally posted by pavyracerNo they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.
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mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
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#20Originally posted by pavyracerNo they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.

Funny but false.
You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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Willie BeeSBR Posting Legend
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#22That chick in your avatar? Am I right?Originally posted by mathdotcomYou do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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#23Your right....Originally posted by mathdotcom
Funny but false.
You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#24Wedding Ring=sign of a squareComment -
bluefishSBR Wise Guy
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#25They better watch. You are sneaky. Just like last year when you went in hugh on the Tigers game at Creditwagering.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
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#26lol jjComment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#27
Originally posted by Nicky Santorowearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.
i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-24-08
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#28Didnt work. Had about 10 broads flocking to me while Im sitting at the table. Some were 300 pounders, some were dimes. They thought I was a pro and wanted to my signature. Many of them invited me up to their rooms after.
Nicky was right.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#29Then what the **** are you doing posting Casanova?Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
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#30Pavy I have alot of self control and am not into one night stands.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
SSLPSBR Hall of Famer
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#31Originally posted by AgainstAllOddsGoing to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.
HAHAHAHAHA this made my night thanks AAO as always
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