Going to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.
Gonna be wearing a wedding ring tonight.
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AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
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#1Gonna be wearing a wedding ring tonight.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Tags: None -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#2No they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#3AAO -Tried it, doesn't fukkin work. Just stick to your game, don't be friendly,
and handle your chips and cards like you are a pro.
Les GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#4wearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.
i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#5pavy will loan you his band for 2 weekends if you paypal him $75Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
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#6Also buy in with crisp 100 dollar bills, not some crumpled up 20's and 10's that you pull from your pocket.....Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#7Originally posted by Nicky Santoroask George Costanza.. it worked for him.Comment -
smitch124SBR Posting Legend
- 05-19-08
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#8LOL it actually didn't work for him, when did it ever?, they all told him what they woulda done to him if he WASN'T married.Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
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#9Nicky the wedding ring will repel any ladies and allow me to stay focused. Nicky we are going to make money, not to pick up hags.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
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#10Originally posted by Fischnastyone of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments...
RITA: I work for the Director of Madison Square Garden. It's great! I can get free tickets to any sporting event in New York. (George is stunned) Anyway, she's a very luck woman.
SUSIE: So, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women.
GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that.
SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses. (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George)
JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.
GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please,
a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#11Nicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
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InTheHoleSBR Posting Legend
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#12good luckComment -
smitch124SBR Posting Legend
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#13Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
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#14Originally posted by Nicky SantoroFor I amCostanzaNicky. Lord of the Idiots!Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#15Originally posted by FischnastyNicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..
nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
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#16Originally posted by smitch124Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"
you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.Comment -
smitch124SBR Posting Legend
- 05-19-08
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#17Originally posted by Nicky Santorosmitchy.. pretty impressive..
you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.Comment -
FischnastySBR MVP
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#18Originally posted by Nicky Santorofishler,
i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..
nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..
Originally posted by smitch124Big time fan Nicky. seen them all so many times I don't have to watch them anymore, just play them in my head. Great show.Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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#19Originally posted by pavyracerNo they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
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#20Originally posted by pavyracerNo they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.
Funny but false.
You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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Willie BeeSBR Posting Legend
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#22Originally posted by mathdotcomYou do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
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#23Originally posted by mathdotcom
Funny but false.
You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#24Wedding Ring=sign of a squareComment -
bluefishSBR Wise Guy
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#25They better watch. You are sneaky. Just like last year when you went in hugh on the Tigers game at Creditwagering.Comment -
mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
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#26lol jjComment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
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#27
Originally posted by Nicky Santorowearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.
i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-24-08
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#28Didnt work. Had about 10 broads flocking to me while Im sitting at the table. Some were 300 pounders, some were dimes. They thought I was a pro and wanted to my signature. Many of them invited me up to their rooms after.
Nicky was right.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#29Then what the **** are you doing posting Casanova?Comment -
AgainstAllOddsSBR Hall of Famer
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#30Pavy I have alot of self control and am not into one night stands.Originally posted by SBR_JohnAAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.Comment -
SSLPSBR Hall of Famer
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#31Originally posted by AgainstAllOddsGoing to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.
HAHAHAHAHA this made my night thanks AAO as alwaysComment
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