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  • AgainstAllOdds
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-08
    • 6053

    #1
    Gonna be wearing a wedding ring tonight.
    Going to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.
    Originally posted by SBR_John
    AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82905

    #2
    No they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      AAO -Tried it, doesn't fukkin work. Just stick to your game, don't be friendly,
      and handle your chips and cards like you are a pro.

      Les GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      • Nicky Santoro
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-08-08
        • 16103

        #4
        wearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.

        i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.
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        • Fischnasty
          SBR MVP
          • 02-10-09
          • 1931

          #5
          pavy will loan you his band for 2 weekends if you paypal him $75
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Also buy in with crisp 100 dollar bills, not some crumpled up 20's and 10's that you pull from your pocket.....
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            • Fischnasty
              SBR MVP
              • 02-10-09
              • 1931

              #7
              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
              ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.
              one of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments...
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              • smitch124
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-19-08
                • 12566

                #8
                LOL it actually didn't work for him, when did it ever?, they all told him what they woulda done to him if he WASN'T married.
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                • AgainstAllOdds
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-24-08
                  • 6053

                  #9
                  Nicky the wedding ring will repel any ladies and allow me to stay focused. Nicky we are going to make money, not to pick up hags.
                  Originally posted by SBR_John
                  AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                  • Nicky Santoro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-08-08
                    • 16103

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fischnasty
                    one of my favorite all time Seinfeld moments...
                    george at a party wearing his fake wedding ring



                    RITA: I work for the Director of Madison Square Garden. It's great! I can get free tickets to any sporting event in New York. (George is stunned) Anyway, she's a very luck woman.

                    SUSIE: So, are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women.

                    GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that.

                    SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses. (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George)




                    JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.

                    GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please,

                    a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!
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                    • Fischnasty
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-10-09
                      • 1931

                      #11
                      Nicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
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                      • InTheHole
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-28-08
                        • 15243

                        #12
                        good luck
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                        • smitch124
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-19-08
                          • 12566

                          #13
                          Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"
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                          • MonkeyF0cker
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-12-07
                            • 12144

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                            For I am Costanza Nicky. Lord of the Idiots!
                            Too true.
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                            • Nicky Santoro
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-08-08
                              • 16103

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fischnasty
                              Nicky. just thr ew in my season 2 dvd for old times sake
                              fishler,

                              i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..

                              nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..
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                              • Nicky Santoro
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-08-08
                                • 16103

                                #16
                                Originally posted by smitch124
                                Then the host screams out the window, "You are all winners!!!!!" Jerry says "and a new contender steps into the fray"
                                smitchy.. pretty impressive..

                                you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.
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                                • smitch124
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-19-08
                                  • 12566

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                  smitchy.. pretty impressive..

                                  you seem to be a seinfeld conniasseur yourself.
                                  Big time fan Nicky. seen them all so many times I don't have to watch them anymore, just play them in my head. Great show.
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                                  • Fischnasty
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-10-09
                                    • 1931

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                    fishler,

                                    i've got all 9 seasons here, and i've seen each episode maybe 23x.. no joke.. and not one day goes by that i dont watch at least one episode, OR i will see it on one channel at night on tv and just watch it.. i know every show by heart, i know what they are always going to say even before they say it.. and i still love this show to death..

                                    nothing beats seinfeld. best show in tv history.... i can never get tired of it..
                                    yes, i have them all on dvd too. all purchased. some of the small minority of dvds i havent downloaded/burned, i just respect it that much that the creaters deserve my money for them.
                                    Originally posted by smitch124
                                    Big time fan Nicky. seen them all so many times I don't have to watch them anymore, just play them in my head. Great show.
                                    and smitch is probably the biggest expert on seinfeld ive seen to date.
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                                    • xyzky
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-23-07
                                      • 1577

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      No they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.
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                                      • mathdotcom
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-24-08
                                        • 11689

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        No they will think you are a square cause your wife is home banging the neighbor.


                                        Funny but false.

                                        You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?
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                                        • xyzky
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-23-07
                                          • 1577

                                          #21
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                                          • Willie Bee
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-14-06
                                            • 15726

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                            You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?
                                            That chick in your avatar? Am I right?
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                                            • xyzky
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-23-07
                                              • 1577

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mathdotcom

                                              Funny but false.

                                              You do realize what AAO's wife would look like, don't you?
                                              Your right....
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Wedding Ring=sign of a square
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                                                • bluefish
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 04-13-09
                                                  • 917

                                                  #25
                                                  They better watch. You are sneaky. Just like last year when you went in hugh on the Tigers game at Creditwagering.
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                                                  • mathdotcom
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                    • 11689

                                                    #26
                                                    lol jj
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                                                    • paco
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-07-09
                                                      • 62873

                                                      #27

                                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                      wearing a wedding ring is the best way to pick up chicks.. women that see wedding rings want men even more cause they know you must be a great guy if you are committed to someone .also, they want to steal you from a woman because it is a great challenge for them. women are bitches and they steal men from other women. it makes them feel better.

                                                      i know for a fact that wearing a wedding ring does increase your chances at picking up.. just ask George Costanza.. it worked for him.
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                                                      • AgainstAllOdds
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-24-08
                                                        • 6053

                                                        #28
                                                        Didnt work. Had about 10 broads flocking to me while Im sitting at the table. Some were 300 pounders, some were dimes. They thought I was a pro and wanted to my signature. Many of them invited me up to their rooms after.


                                                        Nicky was right.
                                                        Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                        AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82905

                                                          #29
                                                          Then what the **** are you doing posting Casanova?
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                                                          • AgainstAllOdds
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-24-08
                                                            • 6053

                                                            #30
                                                            Pavy I have alot of self control and am not into one night stands.
                                                            Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                            AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                                                            • SSLP
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-29-08
                                                              • 5232

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds
                                                              Going to the casino tonight to play cards. When other players see the wedding ring, they know I mean business and will not try to bluff me ect.

                                                              HAHAHAHAHA this made my night thanks AAO as always
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